My brother-in-law is a big eater. Some people are born with a silver spoon in their mouths. He was born with a shovel in his hand.
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Joke #13129
I’ve been married ten years and there’s still a lot I don’t know about my mother-in-law… like what she looks like with her mouth closed!
Joke #13057
Once I said to a rough-looking guy at the bar, “Anything you can do I can do better.”
He jumped up and said, “Okay, top this!” And he punched me in the mouth and knocked out two teeth.
Slowly, I got up and brushed myself off. Making a fist, I walked over to him to prove my point. “Okay,” I said, “Now it’s my turn.” Wham! I punched myself in the mouth and knocked out three teeth.
Joke #12796
My secretary isn’t an office gossip. She’s a magician. She can turn an eyeful or an earful into a mouthful.
Joke #12516
A person’s mouth can tell you a lot about his mind. A brilliant person is one who is smart enough to realize how little he really knows.
Joke #12515
A person’s mouth can tell you a lot about his mind. The slower a person thinks, the faster he talks, and the faster he thinks, the slower he talks.
You Know You’re Living In the Past If…
You know you’re living in the past if:
…You think children are to be seen and not heard.
…Detroit stopped making parts for your car ten years ago.
…The last time you went to the movies, they were still censoring people who kissed each other on the mouth.
…You think the most suggestive dance you ever saw is the Twist.
…You think the family car belongs to the parents.
…You think a picket line is a fence.
Joke #12019
My wife gives me twenty-four-hour lip service. Her mouth is never closed.
Joke #11976
LADY: “Sir, you have a filthy mouth!”
OLD MAN: “That’s impossible. My teeth spend every night in a glass of water.”
Joke #11210
Q: Why do gnats fly into your mouth at night?
A: Because it’s too dark to find your nostrils.
actilpug
actilpug – v. to put something in the mouth of someone who is sleeping during class without them knowing
fogu
fogu – v. to hold onto a balloon’s string in your mouth
fugo
fugo – v. to hold a balloon in your mouth and shake your head around
Joke #8855
Q: What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?
A: A cauliflower.
The Excretory System
Our system is the excretory system. The purpose of the system is to get rid of materials that the body doesn’t need anymore. It’s essential to do this because otherwise waste would get blocked up and eventually poison you. You will hear about how waste is gotten rid of by the body in this report.
For solid waste, you need to have waste products which could include undigested food, water, salt, skin cells, bacteria, bacterial waste and pigment. All these things come together and, as they go through the small intestine, these things get filtered from the things you need to live on. The waste products get pushed on to the large intestine and then exit the body. The brown color comes from bacteria breaking down other bacteria. Some diseases you could get in this system are diarrhea and the intestinal flu.
For liquid waste, blood goes through the kidneys and the kidneys filter out any waste products which is mostly extra water (99.8%), salts and urea. Liquid waste is made by the kidneys filtering blood and taking out any waste products. When the kidneys filter this, it filters down into the bladder which fills up like a balloon. Then nerves inside the bladder tell your brain that you better go pee right away. Your brain usually says, “no, don’t bother me now.” This delaying can go on for a little while, but then you will really need to go and you better find a place quick. Liquid waste is cleaner than the skin on your face and the spit in your mouth. That’s because it is not home to bacteria. Diseases you can get from liquid waste are . What this disease does is make your kidneys stop filtering blood and that will eventually kill you if you don’t get it treated. Another thing that can go wrong is if you have some kind of accident where one of your kidneys gets destroyed. In that case the other kidney gets bigger to accommodate that.