“Cindy,” said the teacher, “i’d like you to come up to the map and point out Cuba.”
Mary went to the front of the room and pointed to Cuba on the map.
“Very good,” said the teacher. “Now tell me who discovered Cuba.”
“I did,” said Mary.
“TAKE HOME OR TOSS MAYCOMB MAPS TODAY!”
– Ms. Boms
I told my husband I’d like to see Europe. So he went to a travel agency and brought me a map and a brochure.
map – n. something that will tell you everything except how to fold it up again
pipiv – n. a map that can dance