anchisima – v. to use your iPod from full charge to drain in one go
“Whoa… iPods have FaceTime! …. Some iPods can’t even play music loudly!”
– some loser customer at davepoobond’s job
::davepoobond is listening to his iPod particularly loudly at his job::
::Customer puts his index finger to his lips::
::davepoobond looks at him weird::
Customer: I can’t hear!
davepoobond (thinking): What are you trying to hear? You’re not listening to anyone or talking to anyone.
::davepoobond just looks at him weird as the customer leaves::
– at davepoobond’s job, 6/15/07
bacho – n. an iPod that loses 1/4 of its battery after every song
abca – n. an iPod that makes you restart every 7 songs
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Ok, so this guy wanted to give me three iPods for free, and I was like what foo? You ain’t gettin no I’s with pods meaning you ain’t gettin no iPods for free even if you were about to die from cancer or even if your penis were to fall off in the next 300 seconds and all of a sudden your intestines stopped working and released all your excretories onto my face and then bounced up and killed your friends, my manager, and the iPods you were trying to get.
rapeod – v. to drain your iPod from full battery to empty in one go. Can also be used for other electronic devices or analogously to something that has energy.
Ex. I just rapeodded my iPod, now I can’t listen to Rebecca Black’s latest multi-million selling album for the hundredth time since I left my house this morning.
fover – n. a cake that has an iPod buried in the middle of it
speclacred – n. a cake that looks like an iPod
garndic – n. a contest that you can win an Apple iPod in