• When its before 11:30 am
• A sandwich and a milk
• Any Hostess or Bon Appetit item and a milk or a juice
• Skittles and water
• iPod

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• Say "yes" and give them lots of pens.
• Say "no" and direct them to pens they can buy.
• Ask them to repeat the question and then laugh at them.
• Cook a voodoo recipe containing skittles and water and pour it on their face.
• Shovel iPods into their backpack and then shove them out the door. Then call the cops.

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• Say that they are old, and offer no further explanation that that.
• Bite the gift card in half.
• Throw Skittles in their face.
• Take the gift card to customer service and explain the situation.
• Dissect an iPod to discover the cure for consumerism. If we know how to kill it, we can win!

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• Don't do it.
• Do it.
• Think about it and then eat some Skittles and then eat some water.
• Sniff this green marker.

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• Sort and count them.
• Throw them away.
• NOTHING!
• Eat them.
• Make a paper statue of an iPod, skittles, and a water bottle.

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• Shoot it.
• Throw skittles and water at it.
• Give up.
• Get Andrea H. to trap it in a basket.
• Throw iPads at it after it is covered with a shirt while it is being poked by an umbrella.

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• Sacrafice a lamb in front of his face.
• Ignore him because the rental process is long and complicated and you just want him to go away.
• Ask for personally identifying questions so that you may sell it on the black market at a later date.
• Shoo them out the door.
• Rip their textbook in front of them and say that its not for rent.

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• Punch them in the face.
• Kick them in the face.
• Go Power Rangers Turbo on their fartbox.
• Punch them two times in the face.
• Do the return after getting a manager's approval.

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• Use nickels instead of dimes until you close.
• Call for more change.
• Tell the customer you don't have change and send them to another register.
• Set a bear trap under the counter and shake down the trapped bear for dimes.
• Use Skittles as dimes.

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• Wish him luck on the test.
• Don’t wish him luck on the test (because an elephant never forgets)
• Charge him using credit.
• Feed him Skittles and water.

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