Quote #22185

::davepoobond is listening to his iPod particularly loudly at his job::

Customer:  Shhhh!

::Customer puts his index finger to his lips::

::davepoobond looks at him weird::

Customer: I can’t hear!

davepoobond (thinking): What are you trying to hear?  You’re not listening to anyone or talking to anyone.

::davepoobond just looks at him weird as the customer leaves::

– at davepoobond’s job, 6/15/07

 

The Cashier Quiz

This entry is part 5 of 5 in the series Cashier Lessons

The Cashier Quiz is the quiz that contains all the Cashiering questions created.  Test your know-how of how to be a cashier by answering these questions.  Any new questions created will be added here.

How do you know when to apply the breakfast discount?

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If someone who doesn't work at the store comes to you and asks you to give them pens to use because there is an event and they keep losing pens because people take them... What do you do?

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What do you do when a customer has an old gift card?

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The White Board tells you how to do something new, so you...

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What do you do with the register slips in your drawer during the day?

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There's a frantic bird in the store and no one can seem to catch it. What do you do?

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A customer comes to your register and would like to rent out one rental textbook. So you...

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A customer would like to return a t-shirt, however they do not have a receipt with them. So you...

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There are 10 minutes left and you run out of dimes. The next transaction requires dimes as change. So you...

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When an elephant wants to buy a scantron for 35 cents with an ATM card, what do you do?

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Three iPods for Free?

Ok, so this guy wanted to give me three iPods for free, and I was like what foo?  You ain’t gettin no I’s with pods meaning you ain’t gettin no iPods for free even if you were about to die from cancer or even if your penis were to fall off in the next 300 seconds and all of a sudden your intestines stopped working and released all your excretories onto my face and then bounced up and killed your friends, my manager, and the iPods you were trying to get.

 

rapeod

rapeod – v. to drain your iPod from full battery to empty in one go.  Can also be used for other electronic devices or analogously to something that has energy.

Ex. I just rapeodded my iPod, now I can’t listen to Rebecca Black’s latest multi-million selling album for the hundredth time since I left my house this morning.