Tag - Helen Keller


Joke #9074

November 21st, 2007 Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What did Helen Keller’s parents do to punish her for swearing?

A:
Washed her hands with soap.

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Joke #9073

November 21st, 2007 Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow?

A:
Her dog was blind too.

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Joke #9072

November 21st, 2007 Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

A: So she can moan with the other.

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Joke #9071

November 21st, 2007 Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?

A: She screamed her hands off.

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Joke #9070

November 21st, 2007 Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: How did Helen Keller’s mother punish her?

A: By rearranging the living-room furniture.

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Joke #8973

October 26th, 2007 Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What is the name of Helen Keller’s dog?

A: Nyah, nyu, yuh, yah.

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Joke #8972

October 26th, 2007 Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: How do Helen Keller’s parents punish her?

A: By putting a plunger in the toilet.

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