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You Give Stink a Bad Name

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Parody of Bon Jovi – You Give Love a Bad Name

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C’mon, be honest…it stinks, doesn’t it?

Angel hair pasta is what I smell
I promised you noodles but just gave you shells..
Grains of corn and Cream Of Wheat
Are racking your body and trying to break free..

Oh..
You’re a loaded gun..
Oh..
There’s nowhere to run,
Gas-X can’t save you-
The damage is done..

I smell a fart, and you’re to blame
You give stink a bad name… (damn shame)
You eat Pop Tarts
And then you aim my way
You give stink a bad name… (bad name)

I’m turning pink..

Oh..

Pepto-Bismol on your lips
Beanos fall from your fingertips..
Boston cream & apple pie,
Your very first rip
Blew a whole through your thigh..

Oh..
Youre a loaded gun..
Oh..
Theres nowhere to run-
Maalox can’t save you
The damage is done..

I smell a fart,and you’re to blame hurlin’
You give stink a bad name.. (damn shame)
You eat pop tarts
And then you aim my way
You give stink a bad name… (bad name)

Oh you give stink….

A bad name.

Jokes

Joke #17932

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Two inexperienced hunters went hunting in the woods.  Before long, they got lost.

“Don’t worry,” said the first hunter.  “I heard that when you’re lost you should fire three shots in the air so somebody will hear you.”

They fired three shots in the air and waited.  A half hour later they tried it again and still no one came.  Finally they decided to try it a third time.

“This better work,” said the second hunter nervously.  “These’re our last arrows.”