Talk about rich people. He’s so wealthy that after he finished buying groceries, he tips the cashier.
GROCER: “May I help you, Miss?”
MISS: “Yes. How much are those tomatoes?”
GROCER: “80 cents a pound.”
MISS: “Do you raise them yourself?”
GROCER: “Yep. yesterday they were 70 cents a pound.”
greengrocer – n. the unsightly result of a grocer who’s been dipped in chlorophyll