Did you read about the compulsive golfer who drove himself insane?
FIRST GOLFER: “You look happy. Your score must have been good today.”
SECOND GOLFER: “My score has really improved since I bought this pencil with an eraser on it.”
GOLFER: “I am certainly not playing my usual game today.”
CADDY: “What game is that?”
A handicapped golfer is one who plays with his boss.
GOLFER: “Tell me, caddy, are you good at finding lost golf balls?”
CADDY: “You bet I am.”
GOLFER: “Great! Now go find me one so we can start this game.”
HARRY: “These are my golf socks?”
GARRY: “What do you mean golf socks?”
HARRY: “They have 18 holes.”
A golfer teed his ball, then said to his partner, “You can make this hole in one long drive and one putt.” He took a swing at the ball and ball rolled off the tee around three feet. Undaunted he said, “Now for one heck of a putt.”
Rumor has it that Grand Canyon was made when Paul Bunyan took up golf and discovered he was a duffer.
Q: Did you hear about the golf club that excluded females from its annual tournament?
A: The board of directors claimed that they were terrible drivers.
On Wednesdays, it’s easy to pick out a doctor. He’s the guy carrying a little black medical bag in one hand and a big brown golf bag in the other.
FATHER: “So you want to become a doctor when you grow up? What are you doing now to prepare yourself for that line of work?”
SON: “Well, Dad, I’m learning to write real bad and play golf.”
nroae – n. a 2054 foot golf drive
craozo – n. the largest selection of name brand golf equipment
cendeja – v. to own 56 golf courses in an area
vogel – n. a golf and tennis club