In Trade Chat…
Neckslicerr: how do u get a girl thats really pretty to like u
davepoobond: go after her legs like the cake you ate
Neckslicerr: wow really
Neckslicerr: your funny
davepoobond: i wanna let you know that i am ready to go
Neckslicerr: your fat.
davepoobond: i come around when you least expect me, when your glass is empty