Everyone knows the birthday song, and quite frankly it sucks. The only reason you want to sing it is to get to the fun part at the end where you just go on forever making up stupid shit.
I don’t know why you start singing about what’s on television, though.
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And many more, on Channel 4
And Scooby Doo, on Channel 2
And Frankenstein, on Channel 9
And a naked lady, on Channel 80
And you will be, on Channel 3
(They’re reel good!)
E. Tea.
The Pie-rates of Penzance
The Grape Muppet Caper
Hello, Deli!
The Three Mustardteers
The Cod Father
The Bride of Frank ‘n’ Stein
Cherry-ots of Fire
20,000 Leeks Under the Sea
The Eggsorcist
Tootsie Roll
The Love Pug
The Gr-r-reat Gatsby
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kit
Cur-age of Lassie
Heel-o Dolly
Fangenstein
Cur-eature form the Black Lagoon
The Pet and the Pendulum
The Invisible Manx
The French Poodle Connection
Cat Ballou
DOCTOR FRANKENSTEIN: “Tell me, Igor, where is the monster?”
IGOR: “He went to town to mail off 20 Father’s Day cards.”
First Fan: Did you see the match between Frankenstein and Dracula?
Second Fan: No. What happened?
First Fan: Frankenstein was down for the Count.
weinstein – n. Frankenstein’s long lost relative. Appears in the movie The Brother of the Groom of the Uncle of the Neice of the Bride of Frankenstein.