Quote #24153

“CHAAARRRRRGGGE! SMASH THEIR BALLS MORTAL STRIKE THEIR FORESKINS REND THIER BUM CRACK AND DUMP YOUR RAGE WITH WHIRLWIND POP YOUR TRINKET POP IT LIKE YOU POPED YOU COCK RECKLESSNESS AS YOU EXECUTE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS RAVAGER THEIR DICK HOLES SWEEPING STRIKE BLADESTORM OFF THEIR… GENITAAAAAAAALLLLS….”

– Tactialxtent, in World of Warcraft

 

Joke #5207: Retiring Rabbi

After sixty years, a Rabbi decides to retire. Taking the box of foreskin’s he has collected over the years of doing circumcisions, he goes to a leather goods manufacturer and says to the man “Can you do anything with these?”

The man says “No problem, come back in two weeks.”

After two weeks the rabbi returns to the shop, and is presented with a wallet. In total dismay, he says to the craftsman “After sixty years, the best you can do is a wallet!?!”

The man replies “Don’t worry, just rub it a few times and it will grow into a suitcase.”