cigarice – n. rice that smells and tastes like cigar
chily – adj. chili-like (the food)
chaude – n. chives and barf
cedkoien – n. a hill of beans
CD sandwich – n. a CD (or more) between 2 pieces of bread
brengel – v. to cook something with a VCR
barqoa – v. to eat batteries with gratitude
backwash – v. to take a mouthful of drink from a container (cup/glass/bottle) and spit it out back into the container in which saliva and bits of food go in with the drink.
Ex. Someone eats a carrot sandwich and becomes an arsehole by taking a mouthful of their mate’s drink from their cup and spitting it back in which bits of bread and carrot go into the drink with saliva
azaria – v. to eat human flesh while having sex
axtell – adj. to want baby-back ribs and barbecue sauce
auhomt – v. to make a BLT and eat it using only your feet
andurien – v. to cut off your penis, fry it, then eat it
ardlen – v. to blow up food
annwiday – n. abandoned food
Oatmeal is really pointless. When you eat oatmeal, you don’t actually EAT it. You just move around your teeth, pretending like you’re actually doing something with the oats, when you’re not, and just pretty much swallow it the way you put it in your mouth. There’s no point in chewing, had it not been for the way oatmeal sticks together. Oatmeal is dumb. You put sugar on it, but it really doesn’t do much good even then. Ooh, wow. A sugary taste. Wheee!