“You can never have too many hamburgers when you’re on vacation like us.”
– a lady customer at a fast food joint
“When you guys die before me, because of your bad food choices, I’ll be laughing on your grave while suckin’ down my bowl of heaven.”
xeof – v. to cook in the dark because you feel like being dangerous, not out of necessity
hohij – n. a lunch break that you didn’t eat anything during
olgortega – n. a gooey cheesecake mixed with pieces of a candy bar
Ex. That olgortega wasn’t very good. It made me sick. I better drink some coffee.
teloda – n. the cheese dust in a package that comes with macaroni and cheese
Ex. That’s some high quality teloda in that there box of mac!
guelmo – v. to eat cereal in the morning, but become so hungry again that since you have absolutely nothing else to eat, you eat cereal again
agenta – n. imitation meat that tastes nothing like meat
xmni – n. a pineapple teriyaki sauce smoothie
sangran – n. a beverage which is made by mixing champagne, orange juice, and piss.
ibanera – v. to eat a steak dinner while on the toilet
guisapano – v. to pee in your cereal full of milk and then eat it
“I hate movies, and I hate music. I also hate fun and food. Let’s see, I also hate all people and animals alike. I hate booze and partying. Blah, I hate water! Who needs that junk anyways? I hate cars and bicycles. I tend to also hate people that are fun loving. I hate being healthy. That right there makes me sick to my stomach!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bucket on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.