dereseedie – v. to replace your eye balls with erasers
“This eraser sucks the big one!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“ah man, can I borrow your eraser?”
– Blind Bubba
FIRST GOLFER: “You look happy. Your score must have been good today.”
SECOND GOLFER: “My score has really improved since I bought this pencil with an eraser on it.”
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.
His answer consisted of two words: “What chair?”
eraser designer – n. someone who makes cool designs for erasers
osnirit – n. a frog humping a stack of erasers
eraser ass crack – n. a part of an eraser that looks or is made to look like kind of like an ass, which makes it the eraser’s ass
(A guy walks in front of the camera and bows, holding a pencil)
(The guy sits on a chair and rubs the eraser on the desk, slowly)
(The camera zooms in on the pencil, watching it erase)
(It stays like that until the eraser is gone, an hour and a half later)
(The camera zooms out, the guy bows, then leaves)
This portrays what a teacher thinks about when they hear a Clicky Eraser.
“Aaargh those stupid clicky erasers! stop it! stop using them! Nooooo! click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click! AAAHHH! Its driving me CRAZY! I’m gonna kill that kid! I’m gonna kill the manufactures! I’m gonna kill everyone who has one of them! …good, it stopped! click-click-click-click. AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Ok, get a hold of yourself! umm…sing Lamchop’s play along song! Yeah! That’s it! Its a never-ending song! This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friends. click-click-click-click. This is the click that never ends, it goes on and on my friends! (the fuck?) We just started clicking, not knowing what it was, but that’s because because it is the click that never ends!”
Just about then, this teacher, which will remain anonymous, strangled someone, was sued, and is now piss poor. Too bad, just because of a clicky eraser, this honors physics college professor lost everything he had. The only defense he had during trial was “that stupid clicky eraser!”
trovani – v. to jam an eraser into your eye
nakabweno – v. to throw a piece of eraser at soemone’s head
jinusean – n. a machine that can turn school supplies into cheese