“egg from mother, sperm from father”
– an “educational” movie
Tag Archives: egg
Quote #13868
“Chicken or the Egg? Dinosaurs layed eggs dumbass.”
– ZEN
Joke #13279
Water is so polluted these days that yesterday I saw a fish making a nest in a tree to lay its eggs.
Joke #12640
WILLIE: “What’s the name of your baseball team?”
BILLIE: “The Scrambled Eggs.”
WILLIE: “The Scrambled Eggs? Why did you pick that name?”
BILLIE: “Because we’re always getting beaten.”
Tongue Twisters
– Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
– Seventy sailors sailed seven swift ships.
– Joe jumps joyfully in June and July.
– Davy Dear ducks Dinah Dear daily.
– Fast Freddie Frog fries fat flying fish.
– Hairy Harry Hartley hurries home.
– Slippery southern snakes slide swiftly down ski slopes.
– Billy Bunny burst his big beautiful blue balloon.
– Fran fans Fred frantically.
– Fast Frank fries frankfurters and french fries.
– How many bagels could a Beagle bake if a Beagle could bake bagels?
– Seven silly skunks sighed sadly.
– Little Linda Lamb licks her lovely lips.
– “Shoot, Sally,” Slim Sam shouted shyly.
– Wee Willy whistles to wise Wilber Whale.
Joke #12587
Q: Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?
A: So he could grade his eggs.
Joke #11655
Q: A hen from the planet Venus can lay an egg four inches long. Can you beat that?
A: Yes, with an egg beater.
Joke #11405
Q: If your neighbor’s rooster comes onto your property and lays an egg in your garden, who owns the egg?
A: Nobody. Roosters can’t lay eggs.
Joke #11379
Greg: Which is correct – the white of the eggs is yellow or the white of the eggs are yellow?
Betsy: I don’t know.
Greg: Me neither. How can the white of the eggs be yellow?
Joke #10820
Q: What did the characters in Alive! yell before going swimming?
A: “Last one in is a coddled egg!”
eggloaf
eggloaf – n. a food that is made the same way as meat loaf, except instead of meat, its eggs
Fruity Fling
Fruity Fling – n. a prehistoric “scrambled eggs” kind of ride in which you sit in a bowl of Fruity Pebbles filled with milk
itolay
itolay – n. a dinosaur wearing an egg shell, wearing a top hat, and holding a cane
idopepusae
idopepusae – v. to eat 5 eggs
10 Reasons Why the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs
1. Big Ass Tax Write-off.
2. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?
3. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.
4. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
5. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
6. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
7. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.
8. Would you want to hunt for Christmas Balls?
9. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
10. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job!