Q: Why did the doctor tell the sad ghosts to take lots of rides in an elevator?
A: He thought it would raise their spirits!
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Joke #17674
February 13th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #17673
February 13th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why was the little ghost crying in the doctor’s office?
A: She didn’t want to get her boo-ster shot!
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Joke #17672
February 13th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »
Nurse: “Doctor, there’s a ghost in your waiting room!”
Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him!”
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Joke #17612
February 11th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »
“Doctor, Doctor, please come right away. My dog swallowed a fountain pen!”
“I’ll be right there, but what are you doing in the meantime?”
“I’m using a pencil!”
Tags: doctor, dog, pen, pencil
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Joke #17587
February 11th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »
“Doctor, Doctor you’ve got to help my brother! He thinks he’s a dog!”
“How long has this been going on?”
“Ever since he was a pup!”
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The Doctor Will See You Now
February 5th, 2011 stimpyismyname Posted in Comics, Media No Comments »
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Quote #16598
January 27th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
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Quote #15345
January 16th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
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Quote #15159
January 16th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
“you wanna get together later? The doctor said its not contagious”
- from the TV
Tags: doctor, television
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Quote #15136
January 16th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
“if you find a lump, go to the doctor”
- The Tom Green Show
Tags: doctor, television, The Tom Green Show
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Joke #13342
December 24th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #13283
December 24th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »
PATIENT: “Doctor, I have a bad liver. What should I do about it?”
DOCTOR: “Take it back to the butcher.”
Tags: butcher, doctor, food, liver, patient
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Joke #13230
December 24th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »
PATIENT: “Doctor, my hearing is very bad.”
DOCTOR (shouting): “Do your ears ring?”
PATIENT: “Huh?”
DOCTOR (shouting): “Do your ears ring?”
PATIENT: “Huh?”
DOCTOR (under his breath): “Boy, is this guy stupid!”
PATIENT: “I heard that!”
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Joke #13229
December 24th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
At long last we’ve found the answer to the question. “What’s up, Doc?” It’s malpractice insurance rates.
Tags: doctor, insurance, money
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Joke #13224
December 24th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »
“Nurse, boil the surgical instruments.”
“Ah gee, doctor, just as a change of pace can’t we roast them today?”
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