National Hope-You-Deejay-The-Dance-You-Want-To Day – n. a holiday that occurs on November 7th
Q: How do D.J. spiders entertain their listeners?
A: They spin records.
DJ – n. the only person in a bar that doesn’t get tipped. He’s the reason people dance, then they get thirsty, buy more drinks and they tip the bartender, but the DJ doesn’t get any recognition. He’s asked to play special songs by people, but for free.