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Quote #22643

“i am a very attractive woman. i like to read. i love to go to church or temple. i like going to dinner and movies or a comedy show. i like watching TV and movies at home
i love to cuddle
i like giving free facials and massages at church and temples.
the old people at my church enjoy my free massage and facials to make them feel young and reduce wrinkles and”

– from a girl’s dating profile

Quote #22609

About Me:

“heyy yu can call me kayy.! im an outqoinq person who loves makkin friends && meetinq new people..im in no hurry to b in a relationship..i think real love comes unexxpectley.! love is blind.! soo yu wna qet to knw mee ima messaqe away.! please noo creeps..im onlyy 21 soo if yur 30..qet the hell off my profilee 😀 haha ttyl hopefulyy.!

all i qotta sayy is by far myy fave quotee..”a man who treats his qirl like a princess juss means he was raised by a queen” #nuff saidd :D”

First Date:

“suprisee mee.! juss dnt expect myy 1st datee to b in yur car or in you pants.! haha”

– from a girl’s dating profile

Quote #22598

“hi im becca…IM ****ING AWESOME!!!! I have been in a relationship now for a little over a year and I wouldn’t change it for the world… This man showed me what it is like to live again. He showed me how to love and trust again any I didn’t think that it was possible… I have the best man and boyfriend that I could ever imagine or ask for… I love him with all my heart! If you want to be friends that’s cool with me but anything more then that I’d have to tell you to not even try!!! You wont get anywhere and you can really just get lost!!! I love my baby and no one is Gunna take me from him or take that away from me…”

– from a girl’s dating profile

Quote #22597

“Okay, look. I just left someone who was trying to pressure me into having sex, the unconventional way. (Oh, we’ll get married, this and that, but I HAVE to have sex, can’t wait, etc etc) and I am NOT HAVING IT. If you’re trying to get in my pants, and I’m not saying you are, but if it so happens you are, you’re not getting any. I’m sorry. I’m holding out for a long time, so date one of these other women. I don’t judge them, and I don’t believe I’m better than them. In fact, I used to be in the same boat as many of them. As I’ve gotten older, things have changed. Maybe it’ll just be me for the rest of my life, but it certainly won’t be me and random strangers, or soon-to-be strangers after a few dates of no nooky.”

– from a girl’s dating(?) profile