Joke #5246: Then and Now

1972: Long Hair

2002: Longing for hair

 

1972: Moving to California because it’s cool.

2002: Moving to California because it’s warm.

 

1972: Getting out to a new, hip joint.

2002: Getting a new hip joint.

 

1972: Being called into the principal’s office.

2002: Calling the principal’s office.