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Joke #12833

OVERHEARD: “When I was in college, I was on the football team, but the coach didn’t think much of my ability.  I’ll never forget one rough game we played.  Every player on my team got hurt except me.  In the last quarter, with 3 minutes to go, our right tackle got hurt.  I was sitting on the bench all by myself when the coach took a look over at me and said, ‘Kelly, get up and move aside.  I’m sending the bench.'”

Joke #12641

A football scout returned from the hills of Kentucky and told his boss, “I found a kid up there who is six feet, nine inches tall and weighs four hundred pounds.  He has hands like hams and a neck size of thirty inches.”

The college coach jumped up from behind his desk and shouted, “He sounds like what the team needs.  Bring him in.”

“I can’t,” said the scout.  “His chain only reaches ten feet.”