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Joke #18064

Posted on February 15, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What’s gray, dives in the swimming pool and goes “Ow!”?

A: An elephant with chlorine in his eyes.

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Tags: chlorine, elephant, eyes, gray, swimming pool

 

Quote #16390

Posted on January 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“the gene pool needs a little chlorine”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Tags: chlorine, high school

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