donosiuqeo – v. to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory
quisimossa – n. all of the effects of being drunk (vomiting, cramps, nausea, punching holes in walls, being in a fetal position on the floor, etc) brought on by eating moldy cheese
muertov – n. cheese in the refrigerator that is orange. Except it was originally white.
Wow! I don’t know who keeps making these Squacklecasts, but they keep getting made.
We talk about ABC Family’s Harry Potter marathon a bit and which ones we like overall. Also we realize how we can’t remember what happens in which one or what they’re called.
Comic Con 2015 began and ended in a boring whimper considering Marvel was a no-show. Trailers from the convention are at Wired.
The current status of Marvel and how Ant-Man is or is not their current “peak.” Avengers 2 was basically Cameo: The Movie. The X-Men properties are discussed.
We talk about the DC properties which were arguably the most interesting part of this year’s Comic Con.
Dave was mostly into the Garfield/Calvin and Hobbes types of comics instead of the Marvel/DC stuff.
Since Garfield likes lasagna, that was a segue into talking about food and Grilled Cheese. Billy doesn’t like Grilled Cheese because his only experience with it was eating it at a buffet.
Perfect Grilled Cheese on sourdough is as follows:
Awful wheat grilled cheese is this awful awful thing:
More random food talk about bacon and other things.
Davepoobond’s Hate List for Celebrities (5 is average rating)
FRED 10/10, Bono 10/10, Owen Wilson 9/10, Jackie Chan 6/10
Melissa McCarthy 10/10, Julia Roberts 9/10, Drew Barrymore 8/10, Geena Davis 7/10, Cher 4/10
Fuck you FRED. See you guys next time!
uescritor – n. a meal of string cheese and Gatorade
davepoobond: occanse – n. hot bubbly mouth watering cheese
stimpyismyname: your cheese is bubbling in my mouth
stimpyismyname: say that in french
davepoobond: that’s not a very good thing
davepoobond: for you
stimpyismyname: dont care
davepoobond: yes you do
davepoobond: i know you do
teloda – n. the cheese dust in a package that comes with macaroni and cheese
Ex. That’s some high quality teloda in that there box of mac!
This form was submitted: Mar 23 2004 / 08:51:55
name = jesus
email = cheesehead182004
hatemail = the chance of anyone liking that poopy nasty dirty trash compactor story is either the person si stoned or completely strung out of E. That fuking story is sooo bad that if it was printed out it wouldn’t be good enough to wipe my pooopy ass!!!!!
Mary had a little squirrel,
It gonna hurl!
Mary had a little squirrel whose name was Bob the cheese!
“Go eat some cheese.”
Mrs. Stickums: “What does a taco have?”
davepoobond: “meat, taco…shell, cheese…lettuce”
Mrs. Stickums: “so, what is that?”
davepoobond: “a… taco”
Mrs. Stickums: “no, its a combination food”
– from davepoobond’s high school
This form was submitted: May 13 2005 / 18:41:45
word = cutting the cheese
undefined_word = (not defining an undefined word)
word_form = verb
definition = To fart
example = Someone would say “pohhhh did you cut the cheese”
Toe Fu (tofu)
Q: What do you get when you cross an exercise video with melted cheese?
A: Jane Fondue Workout Tape
The following is a menu offered at the Unfriendly Restaurhant and Coffin Shop Moan-U.
A die-ning delight that will lift your spirits!
Boo-gels and Scream Cheese
Ice Scream Floats
Clammy on the Half Shell
Chilllled Tomb-ato Juice
SOUPS AND SALADS
Cream of Asparaghost
Lettuce Alone Salad
Marinated Brussel Shouts
Banana Scream Pie
Key Slime Pie
Hot Sludge Shun-dae
Souther Fright Chicken
Turkey with Grave-y
Breakfast Served from Midnight to 3 A.M. Daily
Ghost Toasties with Evaporated Milk
Scream of Wheat
Terri-fried Eggs — Over Easy
Three-moan-it Soft-booled Eggs
Cust-tomb-ers: We accept Die-ners Club, Monster Card, and American Hex-press Credit Cards