clist – n. a two-sided disc sleeve cover that allows you to put two discs in the same sleeve without risk of having them scratch the other disc
Quast – n. Quast is a sport where you have to fling bagpiping CDs through a tire.
cromowsg – n. a cake that looks like a CD-player
I wanted to buy a CD player, but was completely perplexed by one model’s promotional sign. So I called the salesclerk over and asked, “What does ‘hybrid pulse D/A converter’ mean?”
He said, “That means that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal.”
“In other words,” I said, “this CD player plays CDs.”
“Now, where is that entertaining scientific CD of mine?”
– from the TV
“it’s the one about the blow job….do you have the cd?”
– from the Internet
“Printers taste like CDs.”
– Go Smoke A Toilet
humca – n. a punk compilation CD
yotomo – n. a CD in which 2 bad artists come together to make another bad CD
alment – n. an R&B compilation CD
portababi – n. a pop compilation CD
banprim – n. a jazz compilation CD
amenu – n. a compilation CD with Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby” on it
Q: What do Popeye and a CD burner have in common?
A: The gingerale they both have in their eyes.