Nuke Laloosh: The minors blow.
Coco Crisp: Hey, they’re not THAT bad.
Nuke Laloosh: You’d say that. Just look at your name!
Coco Crisp: Whatever you say, “Nuke.” Weren’t you mentored by a guy named Crash?
Nuke Laloosh: Good point.
Stubby Clapp: I once played in a major league game.
Catfish Hunter: Yeah? Well I’m in the Hall of Fame.
Dizzy Dean: And we’re all white.
Coco Crisp: Not me!
Milton Bradley: Or me.
Andruw Jones: The three of us all play center field, we do.
Greg Olson: I was a catcher.
Gregg Olson: I was a pitcher.
Dizzy Dean: Yikes, so many people. This is making me dizzy.
Catfish Hunter: Where’s Yogi?
Yogi Berra: Sorry, this is the earliest I’ve ever been late. (Steals pic-a-nic basket.)
Todd Jones: You guys are all weird.