USA: Bush Spends 87 Billion Dollars, Saying Its Necessary

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007 Posted in Screwed Up Chronicles, World | No Comments »

This is supposed to be like a parody kind of thing, of an actual news story, so its supposed to be taken as if this actually happened, but it didn't. - WASHINGTON, ... Read more..

The Metric System is for Wussies

Friday, September 28th, 2007 Posted in Screwed Up Chronicles, World | No Comments »

This was written as an editorial and given as a speech in front of dave's 12th grade English class. ---------------------------------- America has come to be the most advanced country in the world. ... Read more..

Take Two Buys EA – TTEA Is Made

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 Posted in Games, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »

Teastounding! In what could be an astounding chain of events, Take Two has announced they have bought Electronic Arts.  Not disclosing any details of the transaction, Take Two interim CEO Benjamin ... Read more..

This Is Satire – Civil Engineers Appalled At Grand Theft Auto IV

Monday, May 19th, 2008 Posted in Games, Screwed Up Chronicles | 2 Comments »

Citing a gross misrepresentation on the stability of streetlights in Grand Theft Auto IV, the Furiously Angered Civil Engineers Union (FACEU) has held a press event in the Civil Engineering ... Read more..