#10870: davepoobond -> MuGG102

This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series Hey Muggo!

davepoobond: hey muggo

MuGG102: who are u

davepoobond: steven andersen. i live in glendale, alabama, 1022 stocker street

davepoobond: you?

MuGG102: oh i g2g

davepoobond: yeah right

davepoobond: i dont believe you

davepoobond: you’re probably gonna come over to my house right now

davepoobond: and rape my women

davepoobond: and pillage my sheep

davepoobond: WE WILL NOT LET YOU RAPE AND PILLAGE

davepoobond: fag

MuGG102: asshole

MuGG102: haha

davepoobond: jo mama

MuGG102: i dont even know u

davepoobond: i told you my name

davepoobond: you know who i am

MuGG102: get out of my fucken face

davepoobond: ok

MuGG102: kk]

davepoobond: first let me fart in it

davepoobond: ok?

davepoobond: FARRRRRTTT

davepoobond: FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

davepoobond: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

davepoobond: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

davepoobond: RRRRRRRRRR

davepoobond: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

MuGG102: a fag

davepoobond: that’s what you are…

MuGG102: no

davepoobond: uhh yea

davepoobond: we established that

davepoobond: already

MuGG102: asshole

davepoobond: at 1:41:13

MuGG102: get the fuck out of my face loser

davepoobond: that’s a spicy meat-a-ball!

MuGG102: dipshit

davepoobond: why do you keep highlighting your words

MuGG102: go to hell asshole

davepoobond: did you call me a hole

davepoobond: that is an ass

davepoobond: what does that mean?

MuGG102: oh god

davepoobond: a hole that is an ass

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: umm

davepoobond: i dont get it

davepoobond: hey muggo

davepoobond: muggo muggo

MuGG102: its mugg

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: mugglo2

MuGG102: go to hell

davepoobond: muggo for short

MuGG102: its MuGG

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: muggo?

davepoobond: hey muggo

davepoobond: i have a question

MuGG102: what ass hole

davepoobond: do you get pounded good?

#10871: singthesorrow04 -> davepoobond

This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series Hey Muggo!

After #10869, MuGG102’s friend IMs me.

singthesorrow04: hey sexy

davepoobond: hey bitch

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: i’m sorry

davepoobond: who’s this

singthesorrow04: its ok

singthesorrow04: mugg band mate

davepoobond: ohhh

davepoobond: never mind i’m not sorry

davepoobond: yer muggo’s friend eh

singthesorrow04: why

singthesorrow04: shes cool

singthesorrow04: yes im her friend

davepoobond: its a she..

davepoobond: hmm

singthesorrow04: your a girl

davepoobond: right…

davepoobond: so muggo was all like “help me man, this jerk is IMing me asking me if i get pounded good”

davepoobond: right

singthesorrow04: ya

singthesorrow04: i guess

singthesorrow04: i dont know wut u r talking about

davepoobond: how’d you know to IM me

singthesorrow04: she told me to

davepoobond: unh hunh..

singthesorrow04: well bye

davepoobond: hi

singthesorrow04: hey

davepoobond: hi

singthesorrow04: i said hey

davepoobond: i said hi back to your hey

singthesorrow04: whats ur asl

davepoobond: 17/m/ca

davepoobond: you

singthesorrow04: you just said u were a girl

davepoobond: no i didn’t

singthesorrow04: 16/f/ca

davepoobond: i’ve got dave in my name

davepoobond: y’think i’m a girl

singthesorrow04: no i knew you were lieing

davepoobond: what part of ca you in

singthesorrow04: la

davepoobond: how bout that me too

singthesorrow04: cool really

davepoobond: yep

davepoobond: so you’re in a band huh

singthesorrow04: ya

davepoobond: do you have a web site

singthesorrow04: no

davepoobond: i can make one for you guys. I own a web site called squackle.com

davepoobond: i was just bullshitting yer friend so i could get some laughs outta it

and the rest is boring