FullMetal Alchemist Jingle Bells

Running from Winry
She’s got her wrench in hand
Is Alphonse human
He needs to understand
Edward is not small Although many don’t know
That the fact our favorite dude will continue to grow

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Oh Wrath rebels
Gluttony smells
But Roy does smell worse
And if you call Ed Elric small
At you he sure will curse

Ed Gets mad
When Al says
Things about their dad
And there’s the fact
Roy Mustang is a pervert
Just a tad

Al finally clocked Ed
In episode 23
He was really mad
That we all could see

Oh I wish that
Hughes was still alive
Cause there is the sad fact
He died in episode 25

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