Foodland’s Top Ten Movie Stars

Cheryl Lard

Rabbit Redford

Goldie Hen

Lauren Bagel

Barbra Streisandwich

Vincent Slice

Jane Fondue

Ingrid Burgerman

Pea Marvin

Beet Midler

And their favorite comics of all time:

Peter Fork

Bread Buttons

Joan Livers

David Steinburger

Lico-Rich Little

Phyllis Dill-Pickle

Bean Martin and Cherry Lewis

 

A-cur-demy Award-winning Mew-vie Stars

Kat-herine Hepburn

Jane Hounda

Collie Stevens

Mickey Meowse

Fang Sinatra

Bitey Davis

Angora Dickinson

Alfred Hitch-cocker Spaniel

Goldiefish Hawn

Rabbit Redford

Mary Tyler Moo-er

Johnny Curson