What to Do On a Boring Day Episode 2

Mr. Notyou Bill’s Dad

Mrs. Notyou Bill’s Mom

Bill Notyou Bill’s uhm well Bill

Lily Notyou Bill’s sister

Iam Ob Sessed Bill’s Best Friend

Job Workalot Bill’s Other Best Friend

Shou Ter Bill’s Other Other Best Friend

Bill: Another boring day kinda like yesterday

Mr. Notyou: I DIDNT HIT LILY LEAVE ME ALONE

Mrs. Notyou: GET BACK HERE…AHHH NO CANDY FOR YOU TONIGHT

Lily: Dady hit me (cries)

Bill: Man whats wrong with this family

Mrs. Notyou: Oh Bill leave this house…there is to many headless donkeys running around these days

Bill: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……OOOK?!?!, well ill go to Iam’s house

He walks to the sewers to look for platypuses

Bill: What was I gonna do again, oh yeah Iam’s house

He walks to Iam’s house and knocks on the door, just then a crazy headless donkey runs across the street

Bill: Man i must be going crazy

Iam’s Mom opens the door and tells Iam to come out and play with his friend

Iam: Say uhh i got a new pet

Bill: what

Iam: a … HEADLESS DONKEY

Bill: …

Just then a Donkey with a head falls from no where onto a wandering platypus

Bill: I think the writer of this story is running out of ideas

Iam: No hes just tired cause its late

Bill: i feel like screaming

Iam: okokokok

Bill: but i wont cause i love platypuses

Iam: …

Bill: Lets not go to Shou’s house

Just then another donkey falls from the sky onto a wandering Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Meltaway Bar

Bill and Iam: …

Imposter Shou: Hey guys i dont know how im talking to you cause im in another country but hey

Bill: hey hes not shouting

Iam: he must be an imposter

Just then a huge man falls into the streets snoring

Bill: That must be the guy making this story

Iam: Whats his name

Bill: He said he will never tell and no one does

Iam: I think this is a sign that we should go home to bed cause hes tired

Bill: Ok

Just then something happened but i forgot what it was so bye

 

What to Do On a Boring Day Episode 1

Characters:

Mr. Notyou Bill’s Dad

Mrs. Notyou Bill’s Mom

Bill Notyou Bill’s uhh Bill

Lily Notyou Bill’s Sister

Job Workalot Bill’s Best Friend

Iam Ob Sessed Bill’s Other Best Friend

Shou Ter Bill’s Other Other Best Friend

Mrs. Notyou: EAT YOUR FOOD NOW

Mr. Notyou: But…(sniffle)…i don’ want to

Bill: Just eat the food so we can be dismissed from dinner dad

Mr. Notyou: Why do I have to live in such a mean family (he runs out the room crying)

Bill: Can we be dismissed now

Mrs. Notyou: Oh alright

Bill walks to his friends house

Bill: Man, i’m sooooo bored

He knocks on the door of his friend Job

Job’s Mom opens the door: NO I DONT WANT THE VACUUM CLEANE….oh hi Bill come on in and eat my dog…

Bill: …uhh thats ok is Job around

Job: BILL…bye mom i’ll be back in a couple o hours

Job’s Mom: Just don’t talk to strangers and don’t eat any stray dogs

Job: Uhm…ok

Bill: Is your mom….ok?

Job: Well we have been having problems with vacuum cleaners…

Bill: What kind of problems

Job: Ya know like when your dad buys a platypus and your sister eats a cat while its playing with a cat nip toy

Bill: …..ok?

Job: Well i’m bored lets go do some non-boring stuff

Bill: like what

Job: ….uhh how about…lets go get Iam

Bill: Iam Ob Sessed…ok

Job: With what

Bill: Huh?

Job: your obsessed with what

Bill: uhh..riiiiiiiight

They walk to Iam’s house and knock on the door

Iam opens the door and lots of platypuses run out yelping

Bill: Whats with the platypuses

Iam: I like’em

Bill and Job: …

Iam: Hey …

Bill: what

Iam: Huh what u want…oh yeah huh im confused and I hope all of you out there in 3-D land are too

Job: Who are you talking to

Iam: I dunno

Bill: So………

Job: Whats we wanna do

Iam: Lets go to a movie

Bill: Alright

They walk to the theatre and look at the boards showing the movies up

Iam: Alright Return Of The Mister. Platypus Man Thing is on

Bill: Hey lets see I Don’t Know You Cause You Don’t Know me

Job: no lets see…(ba ba baaa)…This Movie Is Rated R

Bill and Iam: OH MY NOT…(ba ba baaa)…This Movie Is Rated R

Job: Well lets see what its rated

Bill and Iam: Are you that stupid

Job: I dunno

Bill: Well i’ll watch it if you guys come with me

Iam and Job: Okay

They walk to the counter where the lady sits and gives tickets for money

Lady That Sits And Gives Tickets For Money: How my I help you

Bill: We wanna see…(ba ba baaa)…This Movie Is rated R

Lady That Sits And Gives Tickets For Money: That would be $354.99

Bill, Iam, and Job: Ok

Bill: Man these movies get cheaper and cheaper everyday

They walk in and buy some pop corn then they find there seats

They started watching the movie…it wasnt really bad at all but there was a nude seen…and right when the nude seen came the movie turned off because a stray platypus brokes the camera thingie upstairs that makes the movie go

All of the sudden the whole crowd sings “The Wheeles On The Bus Go Round And Round”

Bill: Whats wrong with everyone

Iam: I dunno lets get out of here, come on Job…OH NOOO

Job: The wheels on the bus go roooound and roooound

Bill: Snap out of it man (he starts slapping him)

Job: Huh oh no…did i sing…

Bill: Yes

Job: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(this continues for….8 minutes and 32 seconds so please say NO to yourself for 8 minutes and 32 seconds)

8 minutes and 32 seconds later

Bill: lets go

Job: RIGHT

Iam: yes please

Bill: I know lets go get Shou

They walk to Shou’s house and knock on the garbage made door made from garbage that smells like garbage cause its made out of garbage

Mrs. Ter: OH HELLO BOYS WONT YOU COME IN

Bill: thats ok we just want Shou

Mrs. Ter: SHOU COME HERE YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE

Shou: OK MOM I WILL BE THERE IN A MINUTE MADE UP OF 60 SECONDS

Bill: ya know maybe we shouldn’t have come here

Shou walks up to them and starts yelling in their ears

Shou: HEY GUYS

Just then somethin happened in a distant state

Do you wanna know what happened?

Yes (Click One) No

what? you say your mouse doesnt work so you cant click … well just scroll down … theres 2 diffrent endings…yes ending…and no ending….

– YES ENDING

What happened is that there was a platypus and it burped

– NO ENDING

Bill: Did you just hear a platypus burp?

THE END