Did you know that almost 10 minutes after she died, Princess Diana was on the radio? And the dashboard, the windscreen, the steering wheel, the headrest…
Bill Gates was disappointed to hear how Princess Diana died…
Her crashes affect more people than his.
Q: What’s the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?
A: Casper can go through walls, Diana can’t
Q: Why did Henry Paul swerve into the pillar?
A: He wanted to see if a Mercedes Bends….
Q: What do you give the princess who has everything?
A: A seatbelt and an airbag.
Q: What was the last thing that Princess Di said to Dodi?
A: Don’t you think were taking this thing a little too fast?
Q: What’s the difference between Princess Di and Tiger Woods?
A: He’s got a better driver.
Q: How did they know that Princess Diana’s driver had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
Q: What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?
A: The wall.
Q: Why did the tunnel in Paris get so red?
A: Because they got Di all over it.
Q: Why did Elton John sing at Diana’s funeral?
A: Because he’s the only Queen, who gives a fuck?
Q: What’s the difference between Hugh Grant and Princess Diana?
A: They both get screwed in cars.
Q: Why did the French Police confiscate Paparazzi pictures taken at the crash scene of Princess Diana?
A: They were too cheap to buy a copy of the Enquirer for themselves.
Q: Why did some people call Princess Diana’s fatal car crash a miracle?
A: Because a full-sized Mercedes Sedan went into the tunnel…and a sub-compact convertible came out.
Q: What was Princess Diana’s final hairstyle?
A: A French twist.