Wow its been like 3 or 4 months since the last one? Well, here’s another SQUACKLECAST.
We talk about how much I hate having “fun” on the 4th of July weekend.
X-Men Apocalypse and Warcraft are the main topics otherwise.
Pixar’s Finding Dory is out, we haven’t seen it, but we talk about how hard it is for us to say which Pixar movies we actually really like for some reason. Who actually asked for a sequel to Finding Nemo anyway?
Clifford the Big Red Dog is also coming to the big screen.
Michael Bay and Roland Emmerich come up. We also talk about their careers.
We then talk about this Uno card game for the PS1, with this amazing opening movie.
I’m probably missing some things. ANYWAY! See ya next time!
Summer movies are in full swing, and this time we take a look at Prometheus as well as the upcoming summer schedule of movies. Its a big year for super heroes but not much else to get excited about.
WARNING: THERE ARE SOME PROMETHEUS SPOILERS! You can skip to about a third of the way through and skip all the Prometheus stuff if you care.
Prometheus is a film that raises more questions than answers, like: “Why would you kill Charlize Theron?” and “Why didn’t we see that scene with Charlize getting it up the butt from the big black dude?”
And there’s also all that hullabaloo about the origins of man and the beginnings of the Xenomorphs, but that’s all secondary.
Inception noise? Meet your match: PROMETHEUS NOISE!
Adam Sandler is intentionally making shitty movies. Its the only explanation. He just needs to stick with family comedies and dramatic movies, apparently.
This summer has a list of movies it wants to murder, and its gotten a few of them already: