The Real Saddam Hussein

Parody of “The Real Slim Shady” by Eminem

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May I have your attention please……

May I have your attention please…..

Will the real Saddam Hussein please stand up

I repeat, will the real Saddam Hussein please stand up

Where not gonna have a resolution here

 

You act like youve never seen a terrorist before

Start kicking his ass

First for the guns

Second spanking his ass over the furniture

 

Its the return of a regiem

No way

You kidding?

Did he say what I think he did

Did he?

And Bin Laden said?

Nothing you idiot,

Bin Laden’s dead

Bush blew his head off in the basement

 

Dont terrorist just love Saddam

Sa, sa, sa, sa, sa, Sadam Im sick of him

Look at himblowing up countries, wanking over Arafat and you know who

But his mostache is so cute though

 

Yeah I probably got a few bombs in my pants

But no worse than what goes on in Blairs bedroom

Sometimes when I go on tv I want to shoot one of my doubles

But I cant caus Id get found out

 

Bin Ladens on my lips, Bin Ladens on my lips

And maybe, I might blow him a lil kiss

 

And the message we deliver to Iraq

To go into restaurants and blow themselves up

 

Caus I Saddam Hussein yes Im the real Saddam Hussein

Yo you other 8 doubles are just imitating

So wont the real Saddam Hussein please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

 

Cause I’m Saddam Hussein yes I’m the real Saddam Hussein

Yo you other 8 doubles are just imitating

So wont the real Saddam Hussein please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up.