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Joke #5492

Posted on September 7, 2007 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a treasure chest?

A: I don’t dig up a treasure chest to eat it.

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Tags: treasure

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Joke #5491

Posted on September 7, 2007 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s the difference between dead babies and Mustangs?

A: I don’t have 20 Mustangs in my garage.

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Joke #5490

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Q: A Hummer goes off a cliff with 200 babies inside. What’s the tragedy?

A: It could have fit 300.

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Joke #5489

Posted on September 7, 2007 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s funnier than a dead baby?

A: A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Joke #5488

Posted on September 7, 2007 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s better than ten babies nailed to a tree?

A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Joke #5487

Posted on September 7, 2007 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What spins around and taps the window?

A: A dead baby in a microwave.

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Joke #5486

Posted on September 7, 2007 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s worse than swinging a dead baby from a clothesline?

A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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