ToAT Recruiting Hall / DPOD -> davepoobond

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davepoobond: ((well well, who do we have here))

davepoobond: ((lets leave the stuff behind us….lets be friends))

davepoobond: ((or are you still ignoring me))

DPOD: (( you guys come in and ruin our RP room))

DPOD: ((we do not follow the Rhydin Rules))

davepoobond: ((::shrugs::))

DPOD: ((that’s why we only take certain types…most like Rhydin’s ways))

davepoobond: ((i dont like rhydin’s ways))

DPOD: ((i know you are young..but will you allow me to explain why we have the rules like we do?))

davepoobond: ((sure, why not))

(in IMs)

DPOD: ok a few years ago..we had this guild by another name..and a sister guild that took Vamps and darks and such.

DPOD: wel we had a great member..she was a great MS champ and love to spar in our skrimishes and such….Turns out the Mun had cancer..we didn’t know until right before she died…anyway

DPOD: she gets in a MS with some jerk vamp types..blows them away and they begin to AA her..constantly..we used to set traps for them and fight fire with fire..but , as you know..most people like that never follow the rules anyway….so she had to spend mosr of her time in PRs.

DPOD: she died 2 xmas’s the hospital..they had to have xmas a week early for her kids in the hospital.

(in the chat)

OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.

Maron: ::runs in and slives DPOD::

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 4 98-sided dice: 40 96 40 62

OnlineHost: Valin has entered the room.

Maron: -DPOD is guild killed and will be banned from the ToAT-

Valin: Hello

Maron: ((LMAO!))

OnlineHost: Valin has left the room.

(in IMs)

DPOD: she asked us to have a guild were normal people can RP and such without the idiots.

DPOD: ::shrugs:: and we did.

DPOD: our rules only pertain to us…Guild death only counts for the members and in out rooms.

DPOD: we do not accept anything from outside our realms…our dice…which everyone starts at 2d20 ,must be earned

DPOD: i started at 2d20 3 years ago.

(in chat)

davepoobond: ::in::

Maron: ::looks around and spots Dave with a grin…::I so hungry… Got any Toat?

davepoobond: uhh, sorry

davepoobond: the toater is broken

Maron: Maybe there a Toater about…? ::looks around raving the place…::Hmmm?

Maron: Damnit!

Maron: ::growls and walks over to DPODS “Slived” body and pissed on it..::punk

(in IMs) davepoobond is thinking “he’s still talking?”

DPOD: we give no free dice for vamps..we don’t even accept them…no one gets nothing unless they earn it…in active members are cut .

DPOD: ::shakes head;:: then you look at the types who come in here some times.

(in chat)

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Maron: ::still stands swaying his penis pissing on DPOD’S forehead::

davepoobond: gain control of that toothpick

Maron: What toothpick? ::spins around and it whips Dave it the eye::

OnlineHost: Xithril Baegorn has entered the room.

Tsenn: ((so wheres the sliver?))

davepoobond: ::grips his eyes:: AH! MY EYE!

OnlineHost: miss lovable hyper lil mandy! has entered the room.

Xithril Baegorn: ::quick steps carry him into the Inn, with a quick twist of the handle and a push from

Xithril Baegorn: his staff, the door swings open as the man strolls in, grinning like some madman…

davepoobond: whoa! a madman!

davepoobond: ::tackles the “madman”::

Xithril Baegorn: he comes to a rest, his gaze sweeping about the Inn as he sets down his staff with a

Xithril Baegorn: gentle tap upon the floor..::

Xithril Baegorn: ::although, he grinned like a madman, didn’t mean he was one::

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::a young ctarl ctarl lady strides into the bar her hips sway softly side to side

davepoobond: ::didnt matter! tackled him anywayyyyys::

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: with each step. Her white hair swings lightly from her movements along with her cape

Xithril Baegorn: ::gets tackled, and looks up to him, that grin still upon his face… the staff rolls away

Xithril Baegorn: :: Greetings!!

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: flailing lightly at the bottom. Her hair braided with a gold ring at the bottom

Tsenn: ((::waiting to be slived or be called manure or something::))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: she has a blue triangle apon her right cheek. Her tail sways in

davepoobond: ((marron’s been killed already))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: a flicking motion at the tip. Her blue orbs have a serious look within

Tsenn: ((heh i havent been touched))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: Her white brows furrowed showing the facial expression.

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: Wearing a collar with a gold bell hooked on the collar

Maron: ((o.o;; When did Marron die?))

davepoobond: ((whoops….never mind heh))

Tsenn: ((when the jackapple slived him?))

Xithril Baegorn: Why did you tackle me! ::he tilts his head slightly…::

davepoobond: ((that was you))

Maron: ((Hmmm? ::wanks Marron out…::BRB DINNAH!))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: Her face looking young possibly looking the age 18. Along with wearing a tight

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: body suit.:: ((yada yada and all that junk))

OnlineHost: Brightfire has entered the room.

davepoobond: ::he peered up from his place on the floor, on top of Xithril:: hey aisha…

Brightfire: ((Could I get a look at the application…?))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((need that damn BOT! ))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::looks toward dave:: oh…….you again

Xithril Baegorn: ::his gaze shifts, falling upon -Aisha- a chuckle..:: Can you pick up my staff!

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::looks toward the stranger that dave has tacklized::

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: sure

davepoobond: ::he raises a brow:: nu! dont

OnlineHost: Brightfire has left the room.

Tsenn: ::umm well he got some letter about a new location so he decided to check it out sliding on

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::she walked toward the staff bending down she grasps the staff

Tsenn: into the room slowly letting silent footfalls carry him to lean against the wall right next

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: before handing it over toward xithril::

Tsenn: to the door he tilted his head down and skimmed the floor::

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((making me wanna go on my cher sn lol))

Tsenn: ((who? O.o))

Xithril Baegorn: ::-DaBond- is ontop of him…. he reaches up, trying to grab it, but can’t quite get it..::

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((u lol))

Tsenn: ((eh why?))

OnlineHost: DPOD has left the room.

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((i dunno))

Tsenn: hey uhh dave get off the man already…..

davepoobond: eh….all right then

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::she reachs more so the man can grab it::

davepoobond: ::stands up on top of him, and hops off::

OnlineHost: Raditz has entered the room.

Xithril Baegorn: ::wiggles his fingers finally getting the staff, he grins, and stands::

Xithril Baegorn: Greetings all!

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::blinks lightly as she raises a white brow::

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: hello to u too

OnlineHost: Raditz has left the room.

Tsenn: greetings? eh is that food?

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( ::pounces rick:: hiz!! ::misses:: T.T))

davepoobond: yesssssss……..

Xithril Baegorn: ::a nod is given:: Well then, I wish you all well! ::with that he wonders right on out of

Xithril Baegorn: the bar.::

OnlineHost: Xithril Baegorn has left the room.

Tsenn: ((rick?))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: rich*

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( doh ))

Tsenn: ((who the hell?))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( raditz!))

Tsenn: ((oh that was him?))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((yesh! ::grummbles and ims him:: ))

Tsenn: ((::not as old as her in LotS::))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( ::ish old in lots lol:: ))

davepoobond: ((::heard stuff about raditz::))

Tsenn: ((i know))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((uncle raditz ^.^))

Tsenn: ((since 98 i think))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((::nods nods:: ))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((while i was in school still and uhh a jr? i think lol))

davepoobond: ((how is it uncle…?))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((damn shit im old))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( cuz thats what cher calls him))



Note: This was a very weird chat (meaning davepoobond didn’t even have to get involved really, it was fucked up already)

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – hell”. ***

Cultivar: ::Bwhahaha::

DeMatt: :lol::

OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.

MistressManson: Hello


DeMatt: ::jacks off, to make Matt mad::

DeMatt: lol

Vile: yep and im pissed off at the posers

Cultivar: :: ish Gay so he enjoys it::

LittleSecret: yeh? well wat did they do ta u

davepoobond: ::walks in::

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Vile: ther not real

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LittleSecret: thats caz its internet

Cultivar: Duh

LittleSecret: lol

davepoobond: ::tosses a batch of “frisky” craisins::

DeMatt: ::ish bisexual… enjoys himself::

DeMatt: ::plays with BOTH::

Cultivar: I thought it was a cracker jack box

davepoobond: ::at everyone::

DeMatt: ::lmfao::

Cultivar: ::Blinks::

Vile: duh fuck u

Cultivar: Bi Sexual means you swing both ways stupid

davepoobond: ….

Cultivar: you don’t have both!

DeMatt: hey Vile

DeMatt: ever been gay!?


LittleSecret: woah…

DeMatt: we could go to a pr alone…

Cultivar: Of Course it’s his religon

DeMatt: lmfao


DeMatt: you and me baby and nuthin but mammals….

Vile: u can suck my dick u little fag

DeMatt: he is gay!

Cultivar: took you long enough to say it


Cultivar: and I am Gay so it doesn’t really hurt me

DeMatt: lol

DeMatt: threesome!

DeMatt: lmfao

Cultivar: Hurrah!

DeMatt: ::bisexual::


DeMatt: lmfao

DeMatt: lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

LittleSecret: lol

DeMatt: ::ish seen humping a rhino::

DeMatt: um…..

Cultivar: ::Blinks::

DeMatt: ::hops off and runs to the woods::

Vile: u wish i was gay

Cultivar: Kai likes dead things

OnlineHost: ClownLovinPsycho has entered the room.


DeMatt: lmfao

DeMatt: ::kills vile::

DeMatt: ::the humps him::

OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.

DeMatt: lmfao

LittleSecret: yeh….we all wish u were gay..**roll my eyes**

Cultivar: Bwhahaha

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: hi clown lovin psycho

DeMatt: then*

ClownLovinPsycho: what up

OnlineHost: Jonny4u has entered the room.

DeMatt: what up, chicken butt

Cultivar: I’m going to go die now b ecause Vile isn’t Gay!

Jonny4u: is this heaven?

OnlineHost: Tallgeese has entered the room.

Cultivar: it’s so not far!


DeMatt: fair*

Cultivar: all the hotties are straight

Cultivar: lol

Cultivar: Thanks matt

DeMatt: lol

Vile: ill fry ur testicles and make u eat them

DeMatt: Dang.

ClownLovinPsycho: heavens a journey

Jonny4u: I like to eat pie

ClownLovinPsycho: hells just around the way

DeMatt: Thats why i’m a rapist, Kai.

Cultivar: you can eat my Testicles Baby

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: hi tallgeese

Tallgeese: HI

ClownLovinPsycho: wft

DeMatt: i like my testicles how they are.

OnlineHost: Shylohcade has entered the room.

ClownLovinPsycho: gay shit

LittleSecret: C yall all! ^.~ miss me

Cultivar: LoL

Jonny4u: I have a big PINIS

OnlineHost: LittleSecret has left the room.

ClownLovinPsycho: i’m out

Cultivar: bwhahaha!

Vile: bullshit

DeMatt: hanging right next to the pus—yes?

OnlineHost: ClownLovinPsycho has left the room.

Cultivar: Oh we will

davepoobond: everyone wants a big pinis

davepoobond: whats a pinis

OnlineHost: Shylohcade has left the room.

Jonny4u: yes

Cultivar: Vile Doesn’t know what a penis is

DeMatt: everyone has one

Jonny4u: yes they do

Cultivar: since he doesn’t have one

DeMatt: lol


OnlineHost: Bushido has entered the room.

DeMatt: Yes, very true.

OnlineHost: DraGoN has entered the room.

Cultivar: Pen?

Jonny4u: Whats a penis?

Cultivar: is?

DeMatt: lmfao!

davepoobond: no, a pinis

Cultivar: don’t call it a penis

DeMatt: what a pen is?

Cultivar: it’s a fire man!

davepoobond: i was spelling it right

Jonny4u: I’ve heard of PINIS

DeMatt: i have no idea what a pen is.

Cultivar: and when you rub his hat he shoots water in your eye

Jonny4u: but never PENIS!

davepoobond: ok


davepoobond: thats great

DeMatt: hardy har har


Cultivar: Bwhahaha

DeMatt: lol

OnlineHost: Tallgeese has left the room.

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DeMatt: Bwa hahahahaha


OnlineHost: Dracoli has entered the room.

davepoobond: whatever, you guys are messed up, and boring

DeMatt: we’re all ready here

DeMatt: dumbass

davepoobond: hey! we’re all ready here!

DeMatt: lol

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: we r in hell jestersdragon

Cultivar: no way!

Jonny4u: I’ll see you in Mexico

OnlineHost: Dracoli has left the room.

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: im the angel of hell

Vile: yo DeMatt u suck dick u fucking poser

Cultivar: Bwhahaha!

DeMatt: i know i do

DeMatt: you don’t have to tell me.


Cultivar: thats why he’s gay

Vile: u fag

OnlineHost: Jonny4u has left the room.

DeMatt: Of course, i do it with all the rest of your family.

Cultivar: you know thats the entire point in being gay

DeMatt: So why don’t you give in?


Vile: i got sa big 10″ for u

Cultivar: oh god


Cultivar: He’s Delirous

DeMatt: …….if i werent gay…..

DeMatt: that would be sick.

Vile: dont u wish?

DeMatt: but bring it!

DeMatt: lol

DeMatt: lmfao



Vile: i like to suck a.polsk,ps,mu9n


DeMatt: …..

DeMatt: um….

Cultivar: …..

DeMatt: he is delirious.

Cultivar: your dumb

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: u people r crakin me up


DeMatt: lets get him a therapist.

DeMatt: ::brings a therapist in::

Vile: bet u dont know what that is

DeMatt: Sex is bad, mmmm k?

DeMatt: ::slaps the therapist away::

Cultivar: your mom

OnlineHost: Hartz has entered the room.


Hartz: hello

Vile: a big pussy do u good

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: oww i fel out of my chair


Hartz: shut up dont curse

Hartz: freak

Hartz: do not curse okay?

Hartz: that is bad

Cultivar: your mom


Cultivar: Bwhahah

Cultivar: ::has a new come back::

DeMatt: lol.

Hartz: stop cursing

DeMatt: your dad

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ASS KICKIN ANGEL: i like hell hell is fun

OnlineHost: Hartz has entered the room.

DeMatt: your dad

Hartz: dont cuse

Cultivar: your cousin’s brother


OnlineHost: Badgirl has left the room.


Hartz: hello?


Cultivar: bwhahahaa


Hartz: hello?

Hartz: stop cursing

Cultivar: No fuck your Mamma!

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: no hell is cool

DeMatt: your cousin’s aunt’s husband’s brother’s sister’s fish.

Vile: dont tell any one to not cuss u motherfucker

Cultivar: Fish!?

DeMatt: biotch.

Cultivar: ok

DeMatt: lmfao.

OnlineHost: MandyCandy has entered the room.

Cultivar: Bwhahaha!

Hartz: I am telling my mom goodbye you freaks go to hell well tootles

OnlineHost: Liquid Flame has entered the room.

OnlineHost: Hartz has left the room.

Cultivar: We need to get Vile in on this action

MandyCandy: hey

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: we r already here

DeMatt: ::goes to heaven::

Liquid Flame: hey

Cultivar: Red! ::falls over::



Cultivar: :: Hugs matts Leg So he goes to Heaven to::

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: cause hell is cool


DeMatt: ::lol::

davepoobond: ridiculous…



This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series I've Got a Great Story

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – RinoasTattoosNStuff”. ***

Rinoa: (brb)

Maron: ::he moved to Rinoa…::

davepoobond: ::he walks in to the tattoo place::

Maron: ::kicks out her chair::Wake up Rin! Give me a Tattoo!

davepoobond: ::he snuffed the air:: smells like

davepoobond: itch cream

Rinoa: (back)

Rinoa: AH!! ::snaps awake::

Rinoa: ::looks at him:: Dude, you could have not tried to give me a heart attack

Maron: ….::grins::so?

Rinoa: So nuthin.

davepoobond: ::was more concerned with the smell, he looks over to rinoa weirdly::

Maron: heh

Maron: Whats up?

Rinoa: Well, I was sleepin till you woke me up. ::smirks:;

Maron: ::grins::give me a tattoo

Rinoa: Why should I?

Maron: cause you love me

davepoobond: i’ll tell all the guys about the itch cream

Rinoa: ::laughs lightly::

Rinoa: :::looks to bond:: Itch cream?

davepoobond: they’ll storm your tattoo shop

Rinoa: What have you been smokin dude?

Maron: ::whispers to Rin::-w- he is always like this

davepoobond: well, i dont smoke, thank you…

Rinoa: ::nods to Marron::

Maron: Well My tattoo

davepoobond: this reminds me of a story….

Maron: damn..

davepoobond: about a person that wanted a tattoo

davepoobond: and get boozed up and barf in a toilet

davepoobond: so he came in to a place called “rinoastattoosnstuff”

davepoobond: but it wasnt this place

davepoobond: nooooooo of course it wasnt

Rinoa: ::clicks her tounge ring against her tounge quirkin her brow a bit::

davepoobond: it looked a lot like this! but it isnt!

OnlineHost: COLT has entered the room.

COLT: ::a 9′ red demon walks in::

davepoobond: see there he is

davepoobond: so he came in, and humped a wall

davepoobond: like so ::displays a hand toward colt::

davepoobond: ok go ahead

davepoobond: <vs> thats your cue

COLT: oh great

davepoobond: yep

davepoobond: go ahead

davepoobond: we’re all waiting

COLT: whats goiung on?

Rinoa: Just ignore him. He’s outta his head.

davepoobond: i’m not outta my head! this is a real story!

davepoobond: well, anyway

davepoobond: the guy humped a wall

davepoobond: and this spooty head

davepoobond: named “rinoa”

davepoobond: which wasnt you

davepoobond: ::points to rinoa::

davepoobond: said: “hey…stop humping my wall”

COLT: ::pulls out every piercable limb:: PIERCE ME WOMAN!

davepoobond: “again”

davepoobond: so then the guy said ok

davepoobond: and he said “i demand to get boozed up, see a toilet, and barf in it!”

OnlineHost: COLT has left the room.

davepoobond: but the spooty headed rinoa person didnt tell him

davepoobond: he got mad

davepoobond: thats it

davepoobond: that was a nice story, hmm

Rinoa: Dude…you can ya know, LEAVE at anytime.

davepoobond: mmhmm

davepoobond: i can leave at anytime i want

davepoobond: got it

davepoobond: ::thumbs up::

davepoobond: ::smile smile, wink wink::

davepoobond: ::nudge nudge::

Rinoa: I meant it as in LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!!

davepoobond: wha

Maron: …but he is getting a tattoo with me

davepoobond: yeah, i know i can leave right now

Rinoa: He can get one somewhere else. He’s getting on my nerves.

Maron: …::pouts::please?

davepoobond: nerves

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: that reminds me of a story

davepoobond: there was this guy

Rinoa: Oh gawd not again..

Maron: Dave don’t make me kill you

davepoobond: he came to a tattoo place called “rinoas tattoos n stuff”

davepoobond: he said “i want a tattoo”

davepoobond: the spooty head rinoa said “why should i give you one”

davepoobond: he said “because your a spooty head and i want a toilet under me right now”

Rinoa: Dude what is with you and toilets?

davepoobond: he said “i’m gonna barf!”

davepoobond: so he jumped on the sink

OnlineHost: SoulsOfTheSky has entered the room.

davepoobond: and started making echoing sounds in it

davepoobond: oh, it was so noisy

davepoobond: you could here it for miles

davepoobond: and miles, down the sewers

SoulsOfTheSky: hear***

davepoobond: hear*

davepoobond: so, after he got off of it, there was something in it

davepoobond: he said “you have a dirty bathroom”

davepoobond: and he stuffed it down the sink

davepoobond: and flicked on a switch

davepoobond: it made a whirring sound

davepoobond: he thought he flushed the toilet!

davepoobond: but!

davepoobond: the scary part is

davepoobond: it was the garbage disposer

davepoobond: and pieces flew out of it and got into rinoa’s throat

davepoobond: so he came over and smacked her in the head

davepoobond: like so

davepoobond: ::dances over and smacks her in the head::

davepoobond: thats the heimlech manuever

Rinoa: ::stands up::

davepoobond: but, she wasnt really choking

Rinoa: ::climbs over the bar::

davepoobond: she was doing a new dance called “the universal choke sign”

Rinoa: ::Counter rather::

OnlineHost: SoulsOfTheSky has left the room.

Rinoa: ::goes over to bond and grabs a handfull of hair, runs at the wall and rams his head into the wall::

davepoobond: hahaha ::runs into the wall by himself before rinoa can do anything::

davepoobond: ::he crashes through it and the whole wall came tumbling down, along with “rinoas tattoos n stuff”::

Rinoa: ::snaps and it’s back like it was::

Rinoa: ::sighs and looks to Maron::

Maron: …

Maron: tattoo

Maron: ?

Rinoa: If you get him to leave and not come back, I’ll gladly give you a tattoo.

davepoobond: ::peers his head through the hole he made:: how’d you do that?

Maron: nu…

Maron: he getting one too

Rinoa: He can get Chris Craven to do his!

davepoobond: chris craven?

davepoobond: i met him last week

davepoobond: i sorta ate him….

davepoobond: but oh well

davepoobond: he was a little weird

davepoobond: ::appears behind rinoa and blows a horn in her ear:: happy new year!

Rinoa: ::turns slowly to face him and smacks him in the face:: Leave me alone.

davepoobond: ::smacked in the face:: so i it that we cant go on a date then?

Rinoa: Hell no we can’t go on no date.

Maron: ::he sorta growled as his hair spiked up on end his hair flashing a golden Blond and staying

davepoobond: too bad

davepoobond: ahh…whatcha doin marron? ::back up a bit::

Maron: his eyes glazed over a dark emerald…His aura moved about him as he drew his sword and sent

Maron: a fist into his back then the sword hilt into his head::

Maron: -SSJ2 Aura ADC +40 WE-

davepoobond: ((bot?))

davepoobond: ((lol))

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 5 391-sided dice: 152 309 191 254 293

Maron: [ Maron rolled 829 hit points. ]

davepoobond: ::he turned his body into Gundam: DeathScythe Hell Custom and sent his Zantetsuken at him:

davepoobond: ~Zantetsuken~

davepoobond: (lvl 2 trans, WE +55, aura, ADC +160)

davepoobond: (lvl 4)

OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 9 524-sided dice: 150 348 399 260 186 268 455 486 256

Maron: «|» 2142 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»

davepoobond: ((wow))

Maron: -counter WE Aura ADC +640 SSJ2-

Maron: -level 5-

davepoobond: ::he transforms his sword into a new sword::

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 709 948 541 16 801 894 462 708 190 692

Maron: «|» 5280 – Total [Maron ]«|»

davepoobond: ::and he blasted at Marron with a Mega-Tera-Giga Flare Combo at him::

Maron: Whore!

davepoobond: (counter counter lvl 5, ADC +640, WE +70, aura)

davepoobond: ((lol))

Maron: ((can’t do that!))

davepoobond: ((says whooooo))

Maron: ((me))

Maron: ((You don’t got a WE +70 first of all))

Maron: ((and you just did a level 4))

davepoobond: ((afraid i’ll whup you?))

Maron: ((so he fatigued from that))

davepoobond: ((this is pretty much FF))

Maron: ((::grins::fine fine))

davepoobond: ((lets have a little fun))

OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 568 158 35 649 57 569 89 975 604 434

Maron: «|» 3468 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»

OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 553 419 406 903 99 243 118 740 143 629

Maron: «|» 3513 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»

OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 164 917 696 298 656 11 376 589 302 885

Maron: «|» 4217 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 369 478 592 95 564 952 316 411 808 338

Maron: «|» 4183 – Total [Maron ]«|»

Maron: (TOW!))

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 984 927 68 530 557 315 183 863 431 130

Maron: «|» 4265 – Total [Maron ]«|»

davepoobond: ~total 11190

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 918 619 197 278 514 443 440 952 108 710

Maron: «|» 4439 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 250 472 724 842 781 220 72 803 785 770

Maron: «|» 4993 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 688 534 369 582 697 515 884 224 564 200

Maron: «|» 4517 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 316 665 109 502 883 567 273 114 404 6

Maron: «|» 3167 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 798 782 29 651 354 393 898 879 227 916

davepoobond: ((mine is a series of 3 attack, lol))

Maron: «|» 5235 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 462 700 203 120 756 66 681 67 646 471

Maron: «|» 3469 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 659 319 189 368 623 903 101 275 19 850

Maron: «|» 3622 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 605 141 316 474 532 881 342 157 964 589

Maron: «|» 4261 – Total [Maron ]«|»

davepoobond: ((i add them up))

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 879 820 373 318 234 847 453 14 729 586

OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.

davepoobond: ((stoppit!))

davepoobond: ((lol))

davepoobond: ((still here? ::pokes rinoa-mun::))

OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.

Rinoa: ((ya))

Maron: ((LMAO!!))

davepoobond: ((scroller!))

davepoobond: ((lol))

Maron: ((thats like 50k dmg))

Maron: ((you dead!))

davepoobond: ((nuuhhhh))

Maron: ((yah!))

davepoobond: ((you have to beat 11190 with one roll))

davepoobond: ((lol))

Maron: ((>.>…<.<;; ::goes off to RP Marron in a tub of Hot Chocolate Ice cream::))

davepoobond: ((ooh! i wanna come too))

OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.

OnlineHost: MyLeftTesticle has entered the room.

davepoobond: ((::sigh::))

davepoobond: ((oh well))

MyLeftTesticle: ::looks around::

MyLeftTesticle: Alright…Who wants some?

MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out a small red and white pokeball::

Rinoa: Oh gawd…

MyLeftTesticle: I choose you, Pikachuuuuuuuuu!!!

MyLeftTesticle: ::throws the ball at Dave and hits him in the head::

Rinoa: ((*CLICK*))

MyLeftTesticle: Oops

MyLeftTesticle: Sorry aboot that, I’m a beginner…

davepoobond: ((lol))

MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out another pokeball::

MyLeftTesticle: Alright, this time I got it…

MyLeftTesticle: ::throws it and it goes through a window::

MyLeftTesticle: Hmm…

davepoobond: hmm

MyLeftTesticle: heh

MyLeftTesticle: I want a tattoo and stuff

davepoobond: use your electric shaver!

MyLeftTesticle: Um, I don’t have one, I’m only 9 years old

davepoobond: stupid kid

MyLeftTesticle: I’m not stupid

davepoobond: everyone has have one by then!

MyLeftTesticle: I’m just a bit slow

MyLeftTesticle: They do?

MyLeftTesticle: Hmm, why don’t I have one then?

davepoobond: you must be a loser

MyLeftTesticle: I just came here to get a tattoo and stuff

MyLeftTesticle: And I aint a loser

OnlineHost: Vyper has entered the room.

MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out a third pokeball:: Say I’m a loser again and you’ll feel the wrath of my other pikachu

Vyper: ::the door opens silently and a figure slips in::

Vyper: ::he smiles, nodding to rinoa and walks over to her::

MyLeftTesticle: ::throws the ball at the newcomer::

MyLeftTesticle: ::hits him in the head::

Rinoa: ::looks to Petr and smiles::

Rinoa: Hi

Vyper: ::shakes his head at MyLeftTesticle::

MyLeftTesticle: Why aint my pokemon coming out???

Vyper: ((try rolling dice))

MyLeftTesticle: ((Why?))

Vyper: ::shakes his head:: pokemen?

MyLeftTesticle: ((Dice suck))

Rinoa: Oi…

Rinoa: Don’t ask

Vyper: ((nothing happens 100% of the time))

Vyper: ((that’s why dice work))

MyLeftTesticle: ((No they don’t))

MyLeftTesticle: ((dice suck))

Vyper: ::smiles at rinoa and hugs her::

MyLeftTesticle: ((Dice are for losers))

Vyper: ((besides, I would bet money I could kill you at pokemon, and I hate that game))

Rinoa: ::hugs back:: How have you been?

Vyper: pretty good

Rinoa: ((lol))

Rinoa: ::nods::

MyLeftTesticle: ((I have a level 100 MewTwo))

davepoobond: ((so what))

Rinoa: ((Pokemon sucks, so who really cares?))

MyLeftTesticle: ((So, I could whoop his arse))

davepoobond: ((thats nothing, compared to a lvl 80 sandslash))

Vyper: ((you too ?))

MyLeftTesticle: ((Really?))

davepoobond: ((yeah))

Vyper: ((Articuno, Mewtoo, Charizard, Gengar, Vaporeon, and a few others, all 100))

MyLeftTesticle: ((Well, I have a Lv 100 JumpingPopMungamar))

Vyper: ::shakes his head at rinoa::

Vyper: I usually love video games, but that one… no

MyLeftTesticle: ((I hate you))

Rinoa: ::chuckles:: Same here

MyLeftTesticle: ((video games suck))

MyLeftTesticle: ((Pokemon rules))

Vyper: ((pokemon is a video game moron))

Vyper: ((grow up))

MyLeftTesticle: ((you’re a loser cause you don’t like pokemon and you like dice))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I am grown up))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I’m 25 years old))

Rinoa: ((OMG))

Vyper: ((then you’re just really immature))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I am not))

MyLeftTesticle: ((::sticks his tounge out at him::))

Rinoa: ((You must be one of those people who don’t have a life and like…worship pokemon.))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I have a life))

Rinoa: ((::shudders::))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I’m a pimp))

MyLeftTesticle: ((You wanna be one of my hoes?))

Rinoa: ((You aren’t a pimp))

MyLeftTesticle: Well, i gtg

MyLeftTesticle: was fun messing with y’all

OnlineHost: MyLeftTesticle has left the room.

Vyper: right…

Rinoa: Oooooooooooookaaaaaaaaay….

davepoobond: okay

Rinoa: So what have you been doin Petr?

Vyper: I”ve been doing alright

Rinoa: I asked what you’ve been doin hun. ::smirks::

Vyper: hehe

Vyper: ::smiles:: absolutely nothing

Rinoa: Oh?

Vyper: ::nods::

OnlineHost: Relm has entered the room.

Vyper: ::does a little dance::

Relm: ::In stepped that tall, slender female, icy hues glancing about the room curiously. She

Vyper: brb

Relm: couldn’t help but smile as she saw her loved one dance.::

OnlineHost: Vyper has left the room.

OnlineHost: Relm has left the room.

davepoobond: …….


Burning Vigor Tavern

This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series I've Got a Great Story

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Burning Vigor Tavern”. ***

davepoobond: ::walks in:: i remember this place

Maron: la la la…::he slowly walked in a grin across his face as he looked about::

Maron: Tell a story..

davepoobond: ((lol…first time i met chris here))

Maron: about it Dave

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: i’ve got a great story about this…

Eji: :: not visible ::

davepoobond: so, i was bored

davepoobond: so i followed this person

davepoobond: and everytime i did, he was here

davepoobond: and there were these 2 other people in here

davepoobond: one was eji and another person was ayanna or something

davepoobond: so, i came in here, acting naturally natural of course

davepoobond: so, i did what came natural

davepoobond: i told a story about a guy

davepoobond: who wanted to get boozed up

davepoobond: and barf in a toilet

davepoobond: so he came to a place called “Burning Vigor Tavern”

davepoobond: and said, “i wanna get boozed up and barf in a toilet”

davepoobond: but, they wouldnt tell him where it was!

davepoobond: he got mad

davepoobond: thats a nice story…

Maron: ::laughs::

Maron: ((LOL!!))

davepoobond: well, anyway, i got a club

davepoobond: like so

davepoobond: ::gets a club::

davepoobond: and i WHACKED it into the ground

davepoobond: ::whacks it into the ground::

Maron: ….::kicks dave in the head::any stronger the boi?

davepoobond: what?

Maron: lets go get Tattoos..

Maron: Matching Tattoo’s

Maron: we like… know

davepoobond: ((what happened to ayanna anyway? havent seen her for a while))

Eji: (( she doesn’t RP much anymore ))

Maron: Well?

davepoobond: ((o))

Eji: (( me and her talk in IMs all the time ))

davepoobond: well what?

Maron: Dave…Wanna?

davepoobond: i can simulate any tatoo i want to really

davepoobond: i have the genetic code for it…

Maron: so….

davepoobond: ::takes out a marker:: THIS IS THE GENETIC CODE!

Maron: just come with me

Maron: :::laughs::!!!

Maron: come on

Maron: ::walks out::

OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.

davepoobond: ok ok


Aquitaine Palace / Balamb garden

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Aquitaine Palace”. ***

OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.

davepoobond: ::walks in::

Fatal Attempts: [ o.o ]

davepoobond: ((o.o))

davepoobond: ((what is it?))

Fatal Attempts: [ Nothing. ]

davepoobond: ((you’re boring))

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Balamb garden”. ***

davepoobond: ::walks in::

OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.

OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has entered the room.

OnlineHost: Riot McDohl has entered the room.

Maron: ::he walked in threw the little gate things looking about the large floating college with a

Maron: grunt::Disgusting

davepoobond: ::he eats a plant:: these dont even taste good

OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has left the room.

OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has entered the room.

davepoobond: what type of garden is this?

davepoobond: they dont even have any good plants

Maron: tsk tsk..

OnlineHost: Riot McDohl has left the room.

Maron: shall we bring some dave?

OnlineHost: Emerald has entered the room.

davepoobond: take plants?

Emerald: ::walks in::

Maron: bring….

Maron: we will take them later

davepoobond: uh ok…

davepoobond: ::dances over and smacks emerald in the head::

OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has left the room.

Emerald: Huh?

Maron: ::he walked out for a few minutes then came back with a big bag of seed::

davepoobond: whu?

Maron: make some holes dave..

Emerald: ::jumps back and takes out his gunblade::

davepoobond: hey! a fight

Emerald: What?

Maron: oy..

davepoobond: this reminds me of a story

Emerald: Good for you!

Maron: ::looks to the one with the blade::

davepoobond: its a story about a guy

davepoobond: that went to a garden

davepoobond: called “balamb garden”

davepoobond: well, he wanted to eat some plants

davepoobond: get boozed up and barf in a toilet

Emerald: ::runs at her jumps up kicks her in the face knocking her over then holds his gunblade at her throat::

davepoobond: waha! ::moves to the right, and keeps telling the story::

davepoobond: so, he came here, and ate some plants

davepoobond: and then, there was a spooty head

davepoobond: named “emerald”

Emerald: ::kicks her in the face knees her in the stomach::

Emerald: ::hit::

davepoobond: her name will remain anonymous…

Emerald: ::elbows her in the face::

Emerald: ::hit::

Emerald: ::kicks her in the side::

Emerald: ::hit::

davepoobond: ::doesnt know who emerald is hitting…::

Emerald: ((You Davepoobond))

davepoobond: ((i’m not a “her”))

Emerald: ((Okay sorry he))

davepoobond: ((and you dont want me to whip out my massive rp skills on you))

Emerald: ((You started it and dont be so sure))

Sakura: wowsers

davepoobond: ((i didnt))

Emerald: Dont do it again

davepoobond: well, anyway

davepoobond: that spooty head

davepoobond: well, she came over and started kicking him and beating him down!

davepoobond: or so emerald though!

davepoobond: thought*

Emerald: ::turns around and stabs him in the stomach::

davepoobond: cuz then the guy came up and blasted her with a massive Meltdown attack

Emerald: ::hit::

davepoobond: like so

Maron: ::throws the seed at emerald::

Maron: ::hit::

Emerald: ::then takes it out and slits her troat::

davepoobond: ::he displayed an open palm toward Emerald, as a shield of brow appeared over his body

Emerald: ::hit::

Maron: ::Jumps up and kicks him::

Maron: ::hit::

Maron: ::backhands it::

Maron: ::hit:;

Emerald: ((Uh no davepoobond is dead))

davepoobond: and after charging up the shield, it blasted at emerald, and blew up::

davepoobond: ((lol. no))

Emerald: ::stumbles back a little::

Maron: ::Disembowls Emerald::

OnlineHost: Falcon has entered the room.

Maron: :::hit::

Maron: ::cuts of its head::

Maron: ::hit::

Maron: It dead

Emerald: ((Yeah I stabed you then I slit your throat))

Maron: ^^

davepoobond: ((so what0)

Maron: ::pisses on its body::

Maron: fool

davepoobond: ::rips Emerald’s bladder out:: you wont be able to pee now!

Emerald: ((Your mortal and your dead))

davepoobond: ((who said i’m mortal))

Emerald: ::body stands up::

Maron: ((lol! He a shape shifter))

Emerald: ((Who said I was?))

Emerald: ::grabs his blatter::

Maron: ::Burns the body::

Emerald: ::puts it back in his body::

Maron: ::hit::

Maron: ::Kicks it..::

Emerald: ::body is still there::

Maron: ::hit::

Emerald: ::goes back::

Maron: ::takes out a pound of c4::

davepoobond: tsuki no le, poo head! ::jams a sword into Emerald’s skull::

Emerald: ::body stabs Maron in the heart with the gun blade::

Maron: ::places it on the body::

Emerald: ::hit::

Maron: ::dodge::

OnlineHost: Rebellion has entered the room.

Emerald: ((No I hit you))

davepoobond: ((no, i hit you))

Maron: ::places it all over the garden::

Rebellion: =-walks in-=

Emerald: ((Yeah but I hit Maron))

Maron: ::grabs dave and runs::

Emerald: ::gets up::

Maron: ::pushes button::

Maron: ::hit!::

davepoobond: whaaa! i wasnt done with my story though!

Emerald: ::walks over to his head::

Maron: ::Whole graden gone::

Emerald: ::picks it up::

OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.