Quote #22182

::Maria Sweden, davepoobond, and David Arr are working together at Customer Service::

Maria Sweden:  There was a girl that was totally macking on davepoobond at the Brief.

davepoobond: Yuck!  She wasn’t a girl at all. She was a beast!  She was fatter than me!

Maria Sweden:  You’re not exactly skinny yourself, davepoobond.

davepoobond: Exactly!  Plus, she looked like David Arr!

::davepoobond points to David Arr::

David Arr:  Whaaaat?

::David Arr laughs embarrassingly and really loudly::

David Arr: I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or insult!

::davepoobond laughs at David Arr’s response::

– at davepoobond’ job, 6/7/07

 

Quote #22149

This entry is part 17 of 26 in the series The Retail Report

::davepoobond is at the register and is doing something with a void slip (a piece of paperwork saying why a transaction was canceled).  It was fairly important.::

Female Customer: Can I pay for this here?

::A male customer walks up next to her::

davepoobond: Ummmm… sureeeeeee, but I’m doing something right now.

::davepoobond sidesteps to the other end of Customer Service as Maria Sweden steps over to the register.  She proceeds to smack davepoobond on the shoulder for not ringing up the girl::

Male Customer: GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE MAN, GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE.  Way to do your job.

::davepoobond just shrugs and resumes to try to look busy doing the void slip::

Later…

Maria Sweden: Did you know that guy?

davepoobond: No…

Maria Sweden: You didn’t?

davepoobond: Never seen that guy before in my life.

Maria Sweden: Seriously?  That was pretty cheeky to have done that…

davepoobond: Cheeky?

Maria Sweden: Yeah, cheeky, you don’t know what cheeky means?

::davepoobond rolls his eyes::

– at davepoobond’s job, 5/30/2007

If you don’t get the joke, Maria didn’t know what cheeky meant herself.  The definition of “cheeky” is “impudent or irreverent, typically in an endearing or amusing way.”