Squacklecast Episode 1 – “Episode 468”

This entry is part 1 of 32 in the series The Squacklecast

Hello everyone!  This is the first episode of the Squacklecast, named “Episode 468,” with your hosts davepoobond and Solid Billy.  If you aren’t aware, you can click the “play” button above to start the podcast.  You can also play it in a popup window or even download it.

This post is meant to supplement the Squacklecast so that you can easily refer to all the things that we are talking about.

Katy Perry – Part of Me music video

Taxi Driver is a movie with Robert De Niro and Cybill Shepherd.

That Justin Bieber magazine cover I was talking about:

He looks like a girl.

He looks like a girl.

Lesbians That Look Like Justin Bieber on Tumblr.com

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse.com

This movie that I hate called The Blind Side.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Sandra Bullock is good in Crash because she’s good at being a racist.

But her best movie is really Demolition Man.

The necessarily annoying foil to Keanu Reeves in Speed.

That He-man recut of that LMFAO song.

Bridesmaids was bad.

Ninja Vixens on Google Image Search

Surf Nazis Must Die

And here’s a Youtube trailer.

Netflix doesn’t have Hard to Kill

But they have Ernest Goes to Camp.

Ernest Goes to Camp is 4.99 at Best Buy but you have to get 2 other movies too…

Solid Billy is still waiting for Steel, the blacksmith empowerment film, on Netflix!  Get on it, Reed Hastings!

Fresyes?  More like Fresno, since they rolled it out everywhere recently – Doritos Tacos Locos at Taco Bell.

A tribute to 3D chips.

Samuel L. Jackson dies in Deep Blue Sea.  Or was it the Abyss?  I don’t even fuckin know what movie I’m watching.

The Abyss is about aliens in the water.

I swear I saw Avatar.

Avatar is a total rip off of the following movies:

Fantastic Planet

ThumbelinaThe Love Story in Avatar is pretty much this movie.

Fern Gully: The Last RainforestI swear this is pretty much the trailer for Avatar.

WE NEED A SPORTS GUY

I might have talked to her once on the phone…

So hawt.

Davepoobond talked to her on the phone once, maybe.

How to Make a Better Podcast

Until next time, folks!

 

WoW Chat #21144

I hearth back to Stormwind and see Jake talking in General Chat…

[1] [Jake]: and im gonna contest it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1] [Sharlo]: gl with that

[1] [davepoobond]: contest?

[1] [davepoobond]: what do you win

[1] [Jake]: your mom

[1] [davepoobond]: sounds like a loser’s prize

[1] [Jake]: it is

[1] [davepoobond]: so what do you actually win

[1] [Jake]: don worry bout it

[1] [davepoobond]: who’s he

[1] [Jake]: you migh be one of the smartest people in wow

[1] [davepoobond]: wow, thank you.  if it wasnt laced with an amazing amount of credulity i might just be appreciative

[1] [Jake]: shut up

[1] [Jake]: you are your child’s best role model

[1] [davepoobond]: im going to contest that statement Jake

[1] [Jake]: im going to contest you

[1] [davepoobond]: wow thank you, sounds fun

[1] [Jake]: are you trying to troll me or something? do you realize that’s a word?

[1] [davepoobond]: yeah you can make up words every day

[1] [Jake]: lol aright mang

[1] [davepoobond]: see you just did it again like 5 more times

[1] [Jake]: yeah

[1] [Jake]: i made up the word contest

[1] [davepoobond]: you’re cool bro, tell me more about how old you are! LOLOL

[1] [Jake]: im 45 fat balding

[1] [Jake]: and getting ready to blow my brains out

[1] [davepoobond]: lemme guess you walked to school in the snow and it was uphill

[1] [davepoobond]: you’re so old you listen to justin bieber lol