#5964: IgetBORED -> Flamable Lector

IgetBORED: hi

Flamable Lector: hi

IgetBORED: heheh we watched porn and ate popcorn lst nite, not good combo

Flamable Lector: hehehe

IgetBORED: but porn sucks. never watch it alone, so cant spank the ol proverbial monkey

Flamable Lector: good point, but too much shared there dude

IgetBORED: that reminds me

IgetBORED: i gotta jack off

IgetBORED: cya

 

#5960: ShockTheMonkey -> IgetBORED

ShockTheMonkey: hey man my ass hurts from today

ShockTheMonkey: ;o)

IgetBORED: yeh me too, i hurt my knee on that damn rope rock thing

ShockTheMonkey: swingin across a river with deftones playing on ur stereo, whilst shitting our pants with laughter at eachothers attempts to make us fall

ShockTheMonkey: what a day

IgetBORED: not giving a shit kicks ass

ShockTheMonkey: best thing is

ShockTheMonkey: we both have beautiful girlfriends, and were both jackasses

IgetBORED: it rules to be a jackass

ShockTheMonkey: amen to that

ShockTheMonkey: i’d lift my glass, but its heavy and im lazy

IgetBORED: amen to laziness.

 

#5959: ShockTheMonkey -> IgetBORED

ShockTheMonkey: ooooooooooooooodles

IgetBORED: stupid poodle

ShockTheMonkey: man IMs suck so bad

IgetBORED: yup. watcha do today

ShockTheMonkey: me and matt licked a raw sheeps heart in science class, everyone went nuts

IgetBORED: cool, why they go nuts

ShockTheMonkey: townies. they dont understand

IgetBORED: they should open up a little

IgetBORED: lick some raw livestock organs

ShockTheMonkey: it was a dare

ShockTheMonkey: a two way dare, we both did it

IgetBORED: no big deal, i’d do it

ShockTheMonkey: it was juicy and nasty looking

IgetBORED: so

IgetBORED: licking puss is worse

IgetBORED: they take leaks outta that hole

ShockTheMonkey: good point

IgetBORED: eating shit, now thats fucked up

ShockTheMonkey: german shizer movies

ShockTheMonkey: Eissen Mine Shizer

IgetBORED: that reminds me

IgetBORED: i need to take a shit

IgetBORED: cya