#5937: blowthetoad -> chronic haze

blowthetoad: i am a muffin named charles

chronic haze: sweeeeet

blowthetoad: no, bitteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

blowthetoad: why did you IM?

chronic haze: i didnt

blowthetoad: i told you we were over with!

blowthetoad: did that telephone call mean anything?

chronic haze: oh im sorry im trippin

chronic haze: not to me

blowthetoad: yeah, you be messin’, mother trucka’!

chronic haze: ph fo sho

blowthetoad: yes, i agree, pooponastick

chronic haze: i hate poop on the stick man

blowthetoad: good, because i said pooponAstick not THE

blowthetoad: pay more attention, chief

chronic haze: its the same fuckin thing man trust me

blowthetoad: no

chronic haze: yes

blowthetoad: nonononono

chronic haze: yes yes yes

blowthetoad: nonono times infiniti!

chronic haze: yes yes yes yes yes times infiniti x2!!!!

blowthetoad: no no no no no no no no no all the way around your butt (wich would take longer that yes infinitix2)

blowthetoad: you have a big butt, george!

chronic haze: ok Francis J. Peterson, i have enough of your silly antics, i file for divorce!

blowthetoad: HOW DEAR YOU!!!!

blowthetoad: what about the kids????

chronic haze: ahh fuck em

blowthetoad: dududududu dum dum! whata bout tha kids? picky picky picky slick slick slick! whata bout tha kids?

blowthetoad: but i can’t i have to BLOW THE TOAD!

chronic haze: beedeedummm dedum pick stick the kids can go to our mothers house

blowthetoad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

blowthetoad: you are so stupid, you alphabeticaly aranged my numbers 44444 and 4!

chronic haze: no

chronic haze: you die now

blowthetoad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *chocking with fear*

chronic haze: die evil toad die, away wwith you into the abyss

blowthetoad: why must you columbusjonstocksonize me????????????

chronic haze: for i can evil toady

blowthetoad: i am not an evil toad, i am BLOW! THE TOAD, and that is what i suggest you do!

chronic haze: you blow the toad

chronic haze: god damn hypicrite

blowthetoad: i am blowing the toad, you skittle fittle!

chronic haze: frittle frattle wiggle wattle TIS ALL THE SAME TO YOU< YOU CRAZY BIRD

blowthetoad: awwwwwwww, so cute…….

blowthetoad: not cute enough you bombazzzled juice packet!

blowthetoad: aka capri sun!

chronic haze: JUICE BOX aka Hi-C

blowthetoad: !!!~JUICY TOOSIE DOOSIE BOX! aka minute maid packet!

chronic haze: MOOSY WOOSY CRAZY BILLY HEAD!

blowthetoad: HICKLE FICKLE NICKLE SUCK A PICKLE JICKLE HIE VICKLE!

blowthetoad: mwuuuuuhahaha!

blowthetoad: (x7)

chronic haze: OK

blowthetoad: u throw in the dollar tree towel?

chronic haze: FIZZNLE NIZZLE GIZZLE BEZZLEBUB I PRAY YOU DIE

blowthetoad: JIGGLE MY GIZZLEZ FE FI NO DIZZLES!

chronic haze: poo on you good sir

blowthetoad: blow the toad, bad wench

chronic haze: and have a good day

blowthetoad: y thank you cody!

chronic haze: youd like to think so

blowthetoad: acctualy…. no i wouldnt

chronic haze: YE SYOU WOULD

chronic haze: SLUTYYY TOAD

blowthetoad: yes u would like to suckle my nipple, you pickle licker for a nickle!

chronic haze: sometimes sir i would

chronic haze: now enough of ths game i must get to my tea party

blowthetoad: better go catch the toad

blowthetoad: remember: mushrooms are GOOD!

blowthetoad: mwuhahaha!

blowthetoad: eat them all!!!!

blowthetoad: mwuhahaha!

chronic haze: yes, and keep safe good sir and stay away from the evil POlice

blowthetoad: stay away from the gay TINKLEWINKIEs!

chronic haze: indeed

blowthetoad: prosiclee

chronic haze: now off with your head

blowthetoad: caree on with your buisness good man

blowthetoad: =-O

chronic haze: cherie-O

blowthetoad: mollie-o from generation O