eupbain

eupbain – n. the phenomenon in which the roommate you share a bathroom with always seems to go into the bathroom right when you want to go in or use it.

Ex. My roommate and I seem to have a eupbain.  Even though I go to work at 6 AM on Sunday and need to take a shower at 5 AM, my roommate goes into the shower right at 5 AM.  Why am I stuck with the only other fucking person in the world that needs to gets up so early on Sundays???

 

hwonhee

hwonhee – n. someone who is so poor that they have to use a combination of a toilet and a sink to wash their clothes because they don’t want to buy laundry detergent.  This causes them to flush the toilet three times and leave the sink on for five minutes straight.

Ex. I think my roommate is a hwonhee because no one can shit so much they have to flush three times.  What the fuck is he doing in there???

 

raxdador

raxdador – n. the group of needless emails your boss sends out consistently everyday showing everyone what a good job people are doing when no one really cares to receive them.  The e-mails only serve to clutter up your e-mail box and everyone else’s, leading you to suspect that the important e-mails that you are sending out are being pushed down a list and not being read because people don’t know how to fucking sort their e-mail and don’t read e-mail they get as a result of getting so many e-mails in the first place.

Ex. The daily raxdadors I keep getting from Paul are really weighing in on my mental health.