Thank you to everyone who keeps coming back to Squackle — and also thanks to everyone who does random ass google searches and thinks that Squackle.com will actually provide helpful information (when it is actually quite the opposite).
These are multiple parts of the same profile. Made better by keeping them all together. Only the funny parts are here.
My self summary:
“hey, if u r wondering why i feel i saw this girl before? yea, u r rite….i had too much fun about this site the other morning and delete my account by mistake >.br />so, about me………im a little bit of everything all roll into one. my friends always tell me that im so different than the first time they met me. so yea….u do the math :D”
What I’m doing with my life:
“doing something i always want to do, but before i actually achieve, let’s just keep that to myself~”
I’m really good at:
“turn normal conversation into either funny or awkward…..really depends on how other thinks tho…
bring random bruise to myslef….yea, dont know how and when i did it……i guess i have “aiming” issues? :D”
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
“here and there, random and serious…..yea…..i told u nothing…..but well :D”
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
“i do not like zombie and clown, they r really just scary and creepy! but i pretend im ok with them…..”
sunny_girl: hey how are you? i love Donnie Darko! every time i hear that song from the movie i can’t help but sing along and think of frank!!!
davepoobond: yeah the song instantly reminds me of that movie too. i’ve probably seen it about 10 or 15 times all together. did you read much into the conclusion of the story that much? which interpretation did you prescribe to?
sunny_girl: there are all kinds of things…telling the future, he’s posesed, its a dream, they go back in time, its a relfection of the past, he has schizophrenia…there are so many things. i get something new each time i watch it
davepoobond: well, i know that, i was just wondering which one you believed it was
sunny_girl: lol i think its a dream which do you think
davepoobond: i think it had more to do with the universe needing to explain to itself where the airplane jet engine came from, so it created the alternate path to show what would happen had donnie lived. i thought it was the more believable explanation rather than the religious one or just it being a dream, which I suppose is the less complex explanation.
I noticed you looked at the profile and saw I am in Oregon. Sorry about that, I lived in your city before here, and I think I was just messing around, and missing home a little bit, so I was looking at people near there. I didn’t really need to explain all that, but I guess I did anyway. It is sad what being away from home does to a person.
“I am in love with someone that is being stupid and needs to get his head out his ass! So im not on here to date non of you people but we can talk and no not about sex so do not try! Well my name is Nicole and Im a fun loving person and I dont care for material things like this comp that I am using haha!!!!!!”
“i am a very attractive woman. i like to read. i love to go to church or temple. i like going to dinner and movies or a comedy show. i like watching TV and movies at home
i love to cuddle
i like giving free facials and massages at church and temples.
the old people at my church enjoy my free massage and facials to make them feel young and reduce wrinkles and”