osangreli – n. a very expensive suit for a baby
paorbmeim – n. a diaper that is made to look like pants for a suit so that a baby can wear a suit
esquivel – n. a large bear-shaped container full of animal crackers that only costs 5 dollars
ygma – n. one of those things that takes a long time explaining because someone has little to no knowledge about the nuances between the things that are trying to be explained.
Ex. The ygma of sending an original email as an attachment and thinking that simply forwarding it is the same thing is annoying.
Ex. The ygma of a DVD that can play in a DVD player or a data disc is annoying.
manacho – n. fried chips made from the husk of a human
“This is probably a bad idea since I am already dating someone. Sorry guys!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
baservi – n. a girl that shows up on your online dating web site’s recommended list when you should only be getting guys, and there is no logical reason for them to show up (such as them saying they are a guy)
abagenai – n. a dude that shows up on your online dating web site’s recommended list when you should only be getting girls, and there is no logical reason for them to show up (such as them saying they are a girl)
jalt – n. someone who needs three cans of used shaving cream available at all times
dereseedie – v. to replace your eye balls with erasers
nomeknowsdoodoobneed – v. to wear a suit and eat strawberries while sitting out in front of Home Depot for 8 hours. You also read a newspaper and talk to your friends while doing this.
deencan – v. to stupidly do the same stupid thing over and over not knowing it is stupid
rixpa – v. to go to a humor web site looking for porn
It’s another Squacklecast! We talk about the following —
3 Big game announcements –
Fallout 4 Announced
XCOM 2 Announced
And also Heroes of the Storm released! (I’ve been playing it a lot)
We talk about how games adapt to movies and how many of them don’t do what gamers actually want out of a movie.
I wanted an hour and a half of this to be the real Resident Evil movie:
We go into a little bit about Uwe Boll‘s filmmaking.
We go more into Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson‘s career, as well.
And then we talk about how comedies always want to make us depressed now. The Benchwarmers wasn’t amazing, but at least it didn’t make you depressed.
We talk about davepoobond’s movie tastes and how one would chart them on a graph. It would probably look like this:
The hate fills davepoobond for the last segment and he delves into who he dislikes generally, in particular Melissa McCarthy.
Next time we’ll go over a list of people he hates in full detail!
If you have answered ‘yes’ to any of the questions above, we suggest that you take action immediately BEFORE it becomes a serious problem.