Page 40 of 1,355« First...102030...3839404142...5060708090...Last »

500,000 Hits!?

November 15th, 2012 Posted in Site Updates | No Comments »

I should probably not be surprised, considering over the years there have actually been at least twice as many hits served from my site before I switched over to WordPress, but hey GUESS WHAT?

Squackle.com in its current incarnation (on WordPress) has hit more than half a million page hits!  508,000+ to be exact.  That has been since 2007.  Not bad, I guess.

To commemorate this milestone, I thought I’d post a list of some of the current popular pages for all to see:

http://squackle.com/21928/screwed-up-chronicles/visalus-sciences-how-being-a-scam-is-a-self-fulfilling-prophecy/

http://squackle.com/14944/screwed-up-chronicles/katy-perry-firework-breakdown/

http://squackle.com/22284/screwed-up-chronicles/odin-sphere-ps2-review/

http://squackle.com/22393/media/audio/thesquacklecast/squacklecast-episode-6-mermaid-off-the-port-bow/

http://squackle.com/6548/other-junk/lists/youre-so-stupid-insults/

http://squackle.com/6964/media/twin-tower-20/

http://squackle.com/6517/other-junk/lists/the-many-ways-to-say-butt/

http://squackle.com/11082/downloads/download-shit-talker-v12/

Thank you to everyone who keeps coming back to Squackle — and also thanks to everyone who does random ass google searches and thinks that Squackle.com will actually provide helpful information (when it is actually quite the opposite).

-~-

Tags: ,

+1-1 (+3 rating, 3 votes)
Loading...Loading...

Titan Shops Commercial – Return of Titan Bob

November 11th, 2012 Posted in Videos and Flash | No Comments »

-~-

Tags: ,

Tagged People: ,

+1-1 (+2 rating, 2 votes)
Loading...Loading...

Titan Shops Commercial – The Savings Professor Strikes Back!

November 11th, 2012 Posted in Videos and Flash | No Comments »

-~-

Tags: ,

Tagged People: , ,

+1-1 (+2 rating, 2 votes)
Loading...Loading...

Quote #22659

November 2nd, 2012 Posted in Quotes | 1 Comment »

I’m really good at:

“watching tv”

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

“what to eat next”

– from a girl’s dating profile

-~-

Tags: , , , ,

+1-1 (Heart or Hate?)
Loading...Loading...

Quote #22658

November 2nd, 2012 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

These are multiple parts of the same profile.  Made better by keeping them all together.  Only the funny parts are here.

My self summary:

“hey, if u r wondering why i feel i saw this girl before? yea, u r rite….i had too much fun about this site the other morning and delete my account by mistake >.br />so, about me………im a little bit of everything all roll into one. my friends always tell me that im so different than the first time they met me. so yea….u do the math :D”

What I’m doing with my life:

“doing something i always want to do, but before i actually achieve, let’s just keep that to myself~”

I’m really good at:

“turn normal conversation into either funny or awkward…..really depends on how other thinks tho…
bring random bruise to myslef….yea, dont know how and when i did it……i guess i have “aiming” issues? :D”

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

“here and there, random and serious…..yea…..i told u nothing…..but well :D”

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

“i do not like zombie and clown, they r really just scary and creepy! but i pretend im ok with them…..”

– from a girl’s dating profile

-~-

Tags: , , ,

+1-1 (Heart or Hate?)
Loading...Loading...

Quote #22657

October 31st, 2012 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“This store at my school is like a fucking mall.  There’s so much fun shit here!  I could spend so much money…”

– customer on the phone walking by davepoobond

-~-

Tags: , ,

Tagged People:

+1-1 (Heart or Hate?)
Loading...Loading...

#22656: sunny_girl -> davepoobond

October 27th, 2012 Posted in Stupid IMs | No Comments »

sunny_girl: hey how are you? i love Donnie Darko! every time i hear that song from the movie i can’t help but sing along and think of frank!!!

davepoobond: yeah the song instantly reminds me of that movie too. i’ve probably seen it about 10 or 15 times all together. did you read much into the conclusion of the story that much? which interpretation did you prescribe to?

sunny_girl: there are all kinds of things…telling the future, he’s posesed, its a dream, they go back in time, its a relfection of the past, he has schizophrenia…there are so many things. i get something new each time i watch it

davepoobond: well, i know that, i was just wondering which one you believed it was

sunny_girl: lol i think its a dream which do you think

davepoobond: i think it had more to do with the universe needing to explain to itself where the airplane jet engine came from, so it created the alternate path to show what would happen had donnie lived. i thought it was the more believable explanation rather than the religious one or just it being a dream, which I suppose is the less complex explanation.

sunny_girl: That is pretty complex.

-~-

Tags: , , , ,

Tagged People: ,

+1-1 (Heart or Hate?)
Loading...Loading...

#22655: DizzyLizzy -> davepoobond

October 27th, 2012 Posted in Stupid IMs | 1 Comment »

DizzyLizzy: Hi,
I noticed you looked at the profile and saw I am in Oregon. Sorry about that, I lived in your city before here, and I think I was just messing around, and missing home a little bit, so I was looking at people near there. I didn’t really need to explain all that, but I guess I did anyway. It is sad what being away from home does to a person.
Elizabeth

-~-

Tags: , ,

Tagged People: ,

+1-1 (Heart or Hate?)
Loading...Loading...

Quote #22651

October 22nd, 2012 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

A guy in a normal, not very interesting-looking denim long sleeve shirt is walking by davepoobond.  One of the employees of the store is walking behind him, sort of chasing him a little.

Employee: “Hey, that’s a nice shirt.”

Guy doesn’t hear him or ignores him.

Employee: “Hey that’s a nice shirt, man!”

Guy stops and turns around.

Guy: “Huh?”

Employee: “I said that’s a nice shirt.”

Guy: “Oh. Thanks…”

Guy walks off.

– at davepoobond’s job

-~-

Tags: ,

Tagged People:

+1-1 (Heart or Hate?)
Loading...Loading...

Quote #22650

October 22nd, 2012 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“The air is getting to my butt!”

– a girl customer at davepoobond’s job

-~-

Tags: , ,

Tagged People:

+1-1 (Heart or Hate?)
Loading...Loading...

Quote #22649

October 22nd, 2012 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“Whoa… iPods have FaceTime! …. Some iPods can’t even play music loudly!”

– some loser customer at davepoobond’s job

-~-

Tags: ,

Tagged People:

+1-1 (Heart or Hate?)
Loading...Loading...

Quote #22648

October 19th, 2012 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“I am in love with someone that is being stupid and needs to get his head out his ass! So im not on here to date non of you people but we can talk and no not about sex so do not try! Well my name is Nicole and Im a fun loving person and I dont care for material things like this comp that I am using haha!!!!!!”

– from a girl’s dating(?) profile

-~-

Tags: , ,

+1-1 (Heart or Hate?)
Loading...Loading...

Quote #22644

October 8th, 2012 Posted in Quotes | 1 Comment »

“well I’ll start off as I’m kind of a tomb boy… (raised by my dad)….”

– from a girl’s dating profile

-~-

Tags: , , ,

+1-1 (Heart or Hate?)
Loading...Loading...

Quote #22643

October 6th, 2012 Posted in Quotes | 1 Comment »

“i am a very attractive woman. i like to read. i love to go to church or temple. i like going to dinner and movies or a comedy show. i like watching TV and movies at home
i love to cuddle
i like giving free facials and massages at church and temples.
the old people at my church enjoy my free massage and facials to make them feel young and reduce wrinkles and”

– from a girl’s dating profile

-~-

Tags: , , ,

+1-1 (0 rating, 2 votes)
Loading...Loading...

Squacklecast Episode 15 – “Crappy Movies Under the Stars”

September 30th, 2012 Posted in The Squacklecast | 1 Comment »

Hey folks!  We’re back after a mini-hiatus.  We failed at coaxing our only previous guest from attending this podcast, so we catch up with the freelancing gig I’m doing tomorrow instead.

And it looks like its going to be a disaster!  Just like the rest of this week’s episode… full of technical problems!  Technically the problem is davepoobond.  (Get it?)

Billy watched The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2.

Total Recall (the new one) sucked balls.  I didn’t see it yet, but its just an example of dumbing down and mainstreaming the source content for no apparent reason.

Len Wiseman is a terrible director.  Fuck that guy.  He’s going to ruin the Mummy reboot, just like he ruined Total Recall.

The new Mummy should be in space.

Guess I know what’s going on my shelf in the near future!

 

Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story

Wouldn’t you do Red Sonja back in the day?

Brigitte Nielsen as Red Sonja

What about Maria Shriver?

Maria Shriver Looks Like Predator

I think I know which Arnold Schwarzenegger movie counterpart I’d do.  And that would be the predator — that mouth is so sexy.

Deep Space Nine introduces a character named Vic Fontaine halfway through Season 6.  There is… A LOT of singing.  For no apparent reason.  They just hang out there a lot for no particular reason.

Vic Fontaine

They couldn’t think of anything better?

iPhone 5 came out this past week.  Did I get one?  No.  Will I get one?  Maybe.  The maps suck on it though.

iPhone 5

Who woulda thought upgrading to iOS 6 Maps would be about as useful as that Fox News app?

Who’s going to make the world’s first nutritional supplement replicator?  Apple or Google?

I say Apple.

First thing I’m going to do with that new Replicator thinger is replicate some alcohol to put in my piss and sell it.

So, how much would you pay for the Crappy Movies Under the Stars Film Festival?  HMMMMM???

-~-

Tags: , , ,

Tagged People: , , , ,

+1-1 (+1 rating, 1 votes)
Loading...Loading...



Page 40 of 1,355« First...102030...3839404142...5060708090...Last »