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Joke #24419

November 24th, 2015 Posted in Jokes | No Comments »

A toothless termite walked into a pub and asked:

“Is the bar tender here?”

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Joke #24418

November 24th, 2015 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What kind of bagel can fly?

A: A plain bagel.

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Joke #24417

November 24th, 2015 Posted in (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

A: One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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Joke #24416

November 24th, 2015 Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

How long is a Chinese name

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Joke #24415

November 24th, 2015 Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

A: Names

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Joke #24414

November 24th, 2015 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?

A: The polar bear.

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Joke #24413

November 24th, 2015 Posted in Jokes | No Comments »

A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.

The stewardess says, “I’m sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion.”

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Joke #24412

November 24th, 2015 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

A: Aye Matey.

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Joke #24411

November 24th, 2015 Posted in Jokes | No Comments »

I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.

He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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chocotoib

November 23rd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

chocotoib – n. a full bath in chocolate in which you also use soap

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iraotseupte

November 23rd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

iraotseupte – v. to eat a rock after pissing on it and then yell at the moon

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GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review

November 17th, 2015 Posted in Game Reviews, Games | 1 Comment »

Developer: Novomatic Games | Publisher: Funstage Games  || Overall:  8.5/10

GameTwist Slots is a slot game available on the iOS store.  If you want a no-fuss, varied slot experience, this may very well be up your alley.

Including 22 slots in all, you’ll start with 5000 credits and free reign on any of the slots you want to play.  As there is no progression system in the game, you won’t be met with any locks on any of the content.  Slots are easily downloadable at your discretion and you can select your favorites.  When you select a favorite, they will appear in their own tab where you can quickly select it as soon as you start the app.

Each slot has their own bonus games and art.  There are also special animated squares, depending on the slot’s theme, and many refer to something in popular culture, while others are more of a traditional slot theme.

Some of the slots available are:

  • Book of Ra Deluxe
  • Lucky Lady’s Charm
  • Sizzling Hot
  • Golden Ark
  • Gorilla
  • Royal Fruits
  • African Simba
  • Marilyn: Red Carpet
  • Wild! Roaring Forties

If you’re interested in slots games, GameTwist Slots has a great variety to add to your collection.

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Quote #24394

November 13th, 2015 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

I don’t want player.

No idea to tell you, you will know when you talk.

I’m no job. Not educate. No money. If you think you can take care of me then you can talk with me. Thank you:)”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24393

November 13th, 2015 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“I really like your profile.  I think that we have many common interests.  I am good at Ping-pong, cooking fish and yoga.”

– a spam e-mail

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Joke #24392

November 12th, 2015 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »

Q: Wanna hear a construction joke?

A: I’m still working on it…

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