Popeye Song #24785

I’m Poppy the far-out man.
I have all the drugs, my friend.
I’m stoned and blitzed,
and constantly have shitz.
It sucks but on the other hand.

The police are after me!
Omg! It’s the T.T.P.D.  (TTPD=Thimble Theater Police Department)
I’m stuffed in the back,
with my chums like wetbacks.
Our anuses screaming,” DEAR GOD NO, OH PLEASE!!!!!”

I hope that he has the dope.
Cause i sucked on his nob in Aug.
But it work anymore,
I smoked and snort
all the catalyst waiting for Dan.

Well this is the end of our song.
I know that it was a bit long.
But I’ll see you next time,
if not caught for my crimes
And my back-end filled with shlong!

 

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24780

On top of the tree top

All covered with blood

I shot poor Barney in the gut

I went to his funeral

I went to his grave

Some people threw flowers

I threw a grenade

On Friday 13 he came back from the dead

I grab a bazooka and blew off his head

…..jejejejejejejejejejejejejeje

 

Hate Mail #24777

Submitted through the Jingle Bells song submission form.

This form was submitted:  Dec 14 2007 / 07:56:45

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