Q: Why did the skunk cross the road?
A: To get to de odor side.
Joke #24731
Q: When is a boxer like an astronomer?
A: When he sees stars.
Joke #24730
Q: How does a farmer mend his plants?
A: With a cabbage patch.
Joke #24729
Q: Where does an alien get its milk?
A: From the Milky Way.
Jingle Bells Song #24728
Jingle bells,
Batman smells
A million miles away
Stick your fingers up your nose
Then you’ll be ok. Hey…
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24727
I hate you
You hate me
We are both enemies
With a knife in a hand
and slitting each other open
Won’t you say I slit you open
Hate Mail #24726
Submitted through the Blonde Joke submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 05 2006 / 20:04:48
name =
email =
use_email = yes
bjoke = u suck
Hate Mail #24725
Submitted through the Knock Knock joke submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 26 2008 / 12:31:27
name = niggerjew
email = niglet@niggerby.com
use_email = yes
kkjoke = Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Squackle
Squakle who?
A fucking shitty ass site
edrisnuso
edrisnuso – v. to beat someone with a selfie stick
Joke #24723
Knock knock
Who’s there?
POLICE!
Come right in officer.
Barney’s Death
Barney died
we all cried
with happiness
we couldn’t lie!
All the bad things
that he has done
makes his fans real dumb
HEY
Bashing on the dinosaur
he’s as stupid as a whore
he’s so sick and more
man why can’t he roar?!
He’s so lame and all
he doesn’t even have any balls!
he’s so crappy call
the ambulance from the hall
before I go all crazy
and beat the shit out of barney
he’s gonna need the Army
and everybody
to save him now!
Oh
Barney died
we all cried
with happiness
we couldn’t lie!
All the bad things that he has done
has turned his fans real dumb
has turned his fans real dumb
HAS TURNED HIS FANS REAL DUMB!
BARNEY DIED! YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!
Bad Submission #24721
Submitted through the Jingle Bells song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 13 2007 / 19:26:56
name = laladada
email = laladadasdfghkl;@yajo.com
use_email = no
jinglesong = happy christmas merry newyear
Bad Submission #24720
Submitted through the Popeye Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 15 2008 / 04:49:14
name = moron11443366
email = whatever111173@yahoo.com
use_email = yes
psong = im popeye the sailor man i hat my self with a frying pan now
im gay cuse i am popeye the gay man
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24719
On top of the school bus
All covered in red
We killed Barney
And chopped off his head
I went to his funeral
I went to his grave
Some people threw flowers
I threw a bitch’s ass so Barney’s dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joke #24716
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Sew.
Sew who?
Sew buttons on your britches, your pants are falling down!