stimpyismyname: i am back
stimpyismyname: ho
stimpyismyname: ray
davepoobond: ho ray
davepoobond: haha
davepoobond: that can be an rpg magic thing
davepoobond: get itt
#6068: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: i downloaded too much from an geocities site and it got shut down for an hour
davepoobond: loll
davepoobond: they’d pry kick ur ass if they knew who u were
stimpyismyname: ….
stimpyismyname: ur a dumbass
#6067: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: did u download it yet
davepoobond: 2 minutes left
stimpyismyname: haaahaaaa
stimpyismyname: sloooowww
davepoobond: ur moms slow
stimpyismyname: nope
davepoobond: sure
#6066: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: i gotta make more heads….
stimpyismyname: hmmm
stimpyismyname: a BIG head
stimpyismyname: yes
davepoobond: ok?
#6065: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname
davepoobond: did u finish the castlevania game
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: are you going to or are you still working on it
stimpyismyname: i sorta gave up on it
davepoobond: just put it up as v.1.0
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: y not
stimpyismyname: its not a game
davepoobond: so
stimpyismyname: not gonnan
davepoobond: fine, ass
stimpyismyname: ur the ass
stimpyismyname: DUMass
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: dumb
davepoobond: k
#6499: davepoobond -> Evil Hell Cow
Note: This happened BEFORE 9/11. Its pretty creepy. You’ll just have to take our word for it that it did happen before.
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davepoobond: do you think anything is gonna happen on sept 11?
Evil Hell Cow: it’s possible
davepoobond: well its always possible
davepoobond: 91101, 91102
davepoobond: or maybe 91202
davepoobond: like beverly hills
Evil Hell Cow: nah thats 90210
davepoobond: oh.
davepoobond: >.>
davepoobond: i knew that
Evil Hell Cow: Mmm hmm
davepoobond: i always get those two mixed up
Evil Hell Cow: Lol
#6498: davepoobond -> Solidussnake
In a chat room, Solidussnake was telling people to press alt+F4 on their keyboard.
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davepoobond: hey, when i pressed alt and f4 it didnt do anything cool!
Solidussnake: do it at the same time
Solidussnake: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: nope
davepoobond: nothing happened
davepoobond: i dont know why you’re laughing
davepoobond: its not really that cool
Solidussnake: press the alt button and the f4 button at the same time
davepoobond: ok….the alt…….f4…..
Solidussnake: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: nope nothing happened
Solidussnake: ::cries
davepoobond: does it matter if i’m on a mac or something?
Solidussnake: yes
davepoobond: maybe this only works on a mac
Solidussnake: no
Solidussnake: windows
davepoobond: i have windows
Solidussnake: hmm……..
Solidussnake: it kicks you off
davepoobond: really!
davepoobond: i didnt know that!
davepoobond: ah!
davepoobond: alt f4!
Solidussnake: yep……kicked 30 people offline today…….32
davepoobond: lol
Solidussnake: XD
davepoobond: that’s pretty good there pal
Solidussnake: really?
davepoobond: i was really just messin with ya that whole time
davepoobond: so i guess the jokes on YOU
davepoobond: mwah
davepoobond: mwahahahah
Solidussnake: uh……
davepoobond: hi
Solidussnake: uhhhh…..
davepoobond: anyway. wanna go to my web site?
Solidussnake: ………why???
davepoobond: cuz its a funny web site
davepoobond: u might like it
Solidussnake: …….
davepoobond: so how about it?
davepoobond: you seem to be someone that would enjoy it though, cuz you seem to like to annoy people by making them press alt f4
Solidussnake: 🙂
davepoobond: we’ve got a whole section of stupid IMs and chat rooms
Solidussnake: ………uh………….ok…..
davepoobond: www.squackle.com
Solidussnake: ?
davepoobond: thats the URL
#6497: davepoobond -> FutureTrunkxx
davepoobond: Did you sign up for the Squackle Newsletter?
FutureTrunkxx: uh i dont think so
davepoobond: did you even get it?
FutureTrunkxx: i dont think so
davepoobond: hrmm
davepoobond: do you have yer email blocked or somethin
davepoobond: like only people u allow can email
FutureTrunkxx: nope
davepoobond: heh i left out the k
davepoobond: k i’m gonna get it right this time…if you get an email dont respond to it u’ll get unsubscribed
FutureTrunkxx: yeah i got the mail jus now
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: i’ll fwd u todays
FutureTrunkxx: ok
FutureTrunkxx: *kisses u on the lips hard and long sliding muh tounge in ur mouth play with urs with muh own as i firmly grab ur ass pulling ur hips onto muh as i take muh other hand and pulls ur head closer as i put muh other hand in ur pants and stroke ur cock*thanks
davepoobond: oh baby give me some more
FutureTrunkxx: u r BI
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: arent you a girl
FutureTrunkxx: Uh no
davepoobond: =O
FutureTrunkxx: what made u think that
davepoobond: nothin.
davepoobond: i was j/k around
FutureTrunkxx: *kisses him again longer grasping his cock more firmly and pulling his head into the kiss*ok
davepoobond: ok..
FutureTrunkxx: *kisses down his neck and begans to take off his shirt*
davepoobond: ok thats enough of this. ::knees him in the groin then runs away::
FutureTrunkxx: *chases after him*u lil fucker ill kill u for that*says playfully*
davepoobond: AIYEEEEE!! ::jumps up a tree::
FutureTrunkxx: *in mid running transform into a huge white tiger anthro and pounces into the tree and onto him sending falling to the ground on top of him*
davepoobond: what the! get off me ya horny tiger
davepoobond: ::grabs at the ground trying to get away::
FutureTrunkxx: *grasps his cock again and then goes down and sucks onto it hard and fast*
FutureTrunkxx: *holds his arms down so he cant stop him*
davepoobond: … ok this is goin too far
FutureTrunkxx: *uses his tail to tie his legs together*
FutureTrunkxx: *sucks on his cock licking it up and down then taking the full length of it in his mouth*
FutureTrunkxx: do u like this
FutureTrunkxx: *keeps sucking on his cock*
davepoobond: no shut up already. this isnt funny its just disgusting
FutureTrunkxx: *lets him go after he cums into his mouth*
FutureTrunkxx: *wipes his mouth and turns back into a reguralar human*
FutureTrunkxx: Had to much Xtacy i am so horny
davepoobond: y’know that stuff isnt good for you
FutureTrunkxx: yeah
FutureTrunkxx: do u want me to quit
davepoobond: yeah, that’d be good
davepoobond: quit it with the nasty stuff at least. i dont care if you mess up your mind
FutureTrunkxx: illl stop taking X
davepoobond: i mean, seriously, think about it. you turned into a tiger and gave me a bj
FutureTrunkxx: ill just stick to weed
davepoobond: ok good
FutureTrunkxx: yeah but uh i like giving u the bj
FutureTrunkxx: hello dont i get a response
davepoobond: no not while ur high
FutureTrunkxx: i am not high
FutureTrunkxx: well anymore
davepoobond: right
FutureTrunkxx: no for real it wore off
FutureTrunkxx: i am jus bisexual thats all
FutureTrunkxx: not high
davepoobond: ok..
davepoobond: but dont be trying to hit on me or anything k?
FutureTrunkxx: k but why *kisses u on ur lips*
davepoobond: cuz i’m not like that.
FutureTrunkxx: ok
FutureTrunkxx: but one for the road *grabs ur cock*
#6496: Evil Hell Cow -> davepoobond
Evil Hell Cow: u |2 2 u/\/-1337 4 /\/\y /\/\347
Evil Hell Cow: =P
davepoobond: i dont know what u said
Evil Hell Cow: you are too un-leet for my meat
davepoobond: k
Evil Hell Cow: =P
davepoobond: heh
Evil Hell Cow: did you know technically heh means yes
davepoobond: …no..
Evil Hell Cow: thats what it’s original meaning was anyway
Evil Hell Cow: yep!
Evil Hell Cow: We did some slang study in school the other day
davepoobond: ebonics or something
Evil Hell Cow: Heh meant yes
davepoobond: well thats pretty dumb
Evil Hell Cow: but true
#6495: davepoobond -> Phoenix
davepoobond: man i have a headache…….i’m goin back to school tomrrow, that’s why
Phoenix: heh, I’m on thursday
davepoobond: =P
davepoobond: whats it matter, y’got 2 more days, who cares
davepoobond: ::bangs his head on the table::
Phoenix: lol
Phoenix: Where there ::slides a nail on the table when his head should land::
davepoobond: @.@
#6494: davepoobond -> Phoenix
davepoobond: e-surance – n. online insurance, insuring your internet access
Phoenix: …. scary
davepoobond: we should open that
davepoobond: we’d make millions of dollars
Phoenix: ….your probably right
davepoobond: oh yaaaaa
#6493: davepoobond -> Holmes
davepoobond: there was this really stupid fundraiser thing yesterday
davepoobond: i came in when they had 2 minutes to donate stuff
davepoobond: to send some kids to camp
davepoobond: “comon these kids need to get sent to camp” “1 week of their LIVES” (they ended up sending 11, out of who knows how many)
davepoobond: and they raised like 7000 dollars
Holmes: hah
davepoobond: it was messed up
davepoobond: and the 7-11 franchisees corporation and franchisees gave them half a million dollars
Holmes: wow
davepoobond: and all they said “thanks, thanks so much” and then he turned to the camera
davepoobond: and then he said something, i dont know what it was cuz i was laughing too hard
Holmes: 7-11…screwing people 7 hours a day, 11 days of the week
davepoobond: and then this pregnant black jewish woman does some stand-up
Holmes: LMAO
davepoobond: she’s a “convert”
Holmes: pregnant black jewish woman?
davepoobond: LOL ya
Holmes: LDKMKLNSLMAO
davepoobond: she was ok, but she was really dumb
davepoobond: and most of her jokes werent even laughed at
davepoobond: as soon as she comes up, shes like “oh, i give a new meaning to labor day, dont i”
davepoobond: and all she did was talk about her in-laws and her husband
Holmes: it’s like “say what you are” and she says “I’m a pregnant black jewish woman” and the whole audience laughs
Holmes: then she makes jokes and no one laughs
davepoobond: i mean, she’s like 9 months pregnant, she could’ve broke water AS she was doing it
Holmes: yeah
davepoobond: that woulda been great to see
davepoobond: “you know, Jewish people can’t whisper -” SPRAYYYYYYYYYY
Holmes: “MY WATER BROKE”
Audience: “HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA”
Holmes: “I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION”
AUDIENCE: “HAHAHAHHA SHE’S PREGANT HAHAHAHHA”
davepoobond: do u know what MDA is
davepoobond: lolll
Holmes: mda?
davepoobond: besides a drug
Holmes: nop
davepoobond: yeah that was the foundation
davepoobond: that was hosting it or whatever
davepoobond: i think ed macmahon was there
Holmes: oh
davepoobond: it was such crap
davepoobond: it was like 4 hours long
davepoobond: and they raised 10 million half-way
Holmes: wow
davepoobond: (i bet it was just inflated though)
davepoobond: they just add 9.9 million here and there
davepoobond: to get people to call
davepoobond: cuz “others are”
Holmes: hehe
Holmes: lmao
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Fun fact: Later on, the bookstore davepoobond works at during college did a fundraiser for the same association to send kids to camp. The association is called the Muscular Dystrophy Association 😛
#6492: Jasonishigh -> davepoobond
Note: davepoobond WAS on AIM. How else could they be talking?
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Jasonishigh: was up
davepoobond: uh not much
davepoobond: you
Jasonishigh: do u have Aim
davepoobond: nope
Jasonishigh: OH BYE THEN
davepoobond: k
#6491: gUnsNRoses4321 -> davepoobond
Note: davepoobond was on a screen name that…wasn’t indicative of any particular name
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gUnsNRoses4321: try to find wats wrong with this picture Put ur volume up, cuz the sounds r gonna help u figure it out… its tricky
davepoobond: …
davepoobond: whats it supposed to be even
gUnsNRoses4321: something is wrong with the picture, put ur volume like all the way up and try to find it out
davepoobond: uh k
gUnsNRoses4321: do it
davepoobond: i’m goin…
davepoobond: dont pee your pants ok
davepoobond: wtf is with the plugin
davepoobond: i didnt see anything
gUnsNRoses4321: forget it
davepoobond: k..
gUnsNRoses4321: dave
davepoobond: ?
gUnsNRoses4321: how do u spell ur name
davepoobond: mack
davepoobond: your a long way off there pal
davepoobond: you have the a right
davepoobond: well anyway, gotta go bye
davepoobond: o wait, did you see guns n roses return
gUnsNRoses4321: me 2
gUnsNRoses4321: yea, they sucked
gUnsNRoses4321: or at least axl did
davepoobond: haha
davepoobond: they sounded alright, just axl is kinda weird
gUnsNRoses4321: wait ur the freshmen right
davepoobond: ….uh no…
davepoobond: i’m 21 dude
gUnsNRoses4321: oh how did u get this sn
davepoobond: my sn or ur sn
gUnsNRoses4321: my
davepoobond: …wait
davepoobond: my meaning mine or my meaning yours
gUnsNRoses4321: mine
davepoobond: so its me?
gUnsNRoses4321: gUnsNRoses4321
davepoobond: oh. someone told me it
davepoobond: someone was goin through chat rooms saying “IM gUnsNRoses4321”
davepoobond: i dont recall who it was
davepoobond: anyway, gtg bye
davepoobond: :-!
Oatmeal
Oatmeal is really pointless. When you eat oatmeal, you don’t actually EAT it. You just move around your teeth, pretending like you’re actually doing something with the oats, when you’re not, and just pretty much swallow it the way you put it in your mouth. There’s no point in chewing, had it not been for the way oatmeal sticks together. Oatmeal is dumb. You put sugar on it, but it really doesn’t do much good even then. Ooh, wow. A sugary taste. Wheee!