Ryan: Fuck what?

missa: sorry

Ryan: Ok. Whatever

missa: haha ryan sorry I was making fun of this guy

Ryan: Lol ok

Ryan: Hey

missa: Hey

Ryan: What’s up

missa: retard

Ryan: What?

missa: oh f* sorry I though its my friend Ryan

Ryan: Lol. Its ok :)

missa: ok hey I’ll just take shower I’ll ping you when I’m out

Ryan: So what’s up? In english this time lol

Ryan: Ok. Sounds good

Ryan: I decided to take a quick shower too. Hopefully it will help me sleep

missa: PING!!!

Ryan: Wheee

Ryan: Feel better?

missa: you haven’t slept yet?

missa: yeah

Ryan: That’s good that you feel better :)

Ryan: Lol no =(

missa: why can’t you sleep?

Ryan: Slept late this morning

missa: ahh and your surfing the net?

Ryan: Lol ya

Ryan: Its just no fun to lie in bed alone lol

missa: lol its not insomia

Ryan: What than is it?

missa: idk but I’m sure its not insomia

Ryan: Lol. Alright miss doctor :)

missa: its insomia when you lay in bed with lights off for hours and you still can’t sleep lol

Ryan: That’s what I did lol

Ryan: And when I do that I get super horny

missa: ahh how old are you?

Ryan: 19. You?

missa: 22. ahh you like to masturbate?

Ryan: Lol sure

Ryan: Why?

missa: by the time you’re 40 or 50 symptoms of prostate cancer will start to manifest

Ryan: Lol.

Ryan: And than my life is full of jizz?

missa: looks like you’re a loser.. Hot guys don’t really masturbate and don’t spend the whole night surfing the net..

Ryan: Lol. Thanks

missa: no prob

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Backwards Hat Kid: you see it nig

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on the wall

Backwards Hat Kid: idk

davepoobond: walnuts

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on a chest

Backwards Hat Kid: dik in your mouth?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: chestnuts

Backwards Hat Kid: wht?

davepoobond: chest nuts

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on your chin

Backwards Hat Kid: dick in your mouth

davepoobond: brazil nuts

Backwards Hat Kid: what hen

davepoobond: CAUSE BRAZIL SUCKS

Backwards Hat Kid: hahaha ur funny

davepoobond: and so does soccer

davepoobond: fuck soccer

Backwards Hat Kid: go find girl

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Black Screen: (:

davepoobond: very

Black Screen: Well I got pics. (:

davepoobond: show me some titties baby

davepoobond: oh yeah i like them

Black Screen: Show me that dick. (:

davepoobond: wow they look so good

davepoobond: did you know i dont have a neck

davepoobond: or a chin

Black Screen: Seriously?

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: im deformed

Black Screen: Get up and show me!

davepoobond: i cant move

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But to get that to work I had to move the installation to the root file.

So that fucked up like half the things on the site for a little while, and now I have to go through every page that has images or whatever and re-insert them to make them all work.  At least I’ll never have to do anything like that again (I hope).

Also, if you’re looking for a page that used to be in the “index” folder (for example, the old site), I may or may not redirect them to where I moved them.  I dont think anyone really cares about them though.  As long as you’re here, that’s all I care about!

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Yourmomzee: HOLY FUCK

Yourmomzee: IN THE WINDOW

davepoobond: oh noooo my greeen walllsss

Yourmomzee: NO SHIT DUDE

davepoobond: oh noooooo

davepoobond: oh noooooooooooo

Yourmomzee: THERES A FUCKIN GUY

Yourmomzee: WITH A KNIFE

davepoobond: nooooooooooooooooooooooo

davepoobond: theres a guy

davepoobond: with a dildo

davepoobond: actually

Yourmomzee: WOAH

Yourmomzee: TMI DUDE

davepoobond: ;0

Yourmomzee: I DONT WANNA KNOW BOUT YOUR SEX LIFE

davepoobond: yes you do

Yourmomzee: OK YOU CAUGHT ME

davepoobond: i know you do

Yourmomzee: JUST LIKE THAT GUY BEHIND YOU

Yourmomzee: IS GONNA CATCH YOU

davepoobond: yeah

Yourmomzee: OH SHIT

Yourmomzee: FUUCK TURN AROUND

davepoobond: he’s under the covers right now

Yourmomzee: OMG

davepoobond: nekkid

Yourmomzee: DEAR LORD

Yourmomzee: HE’S WEARING GREEN PANTS

davepoobond: he’s like really big right

Yourmomzee: AND A CHECKERED SHIRT

davepoobond: he looks like a wall and everything

Yourmomzee: NO HE’S ON YOUR BED

davepoobond: and he has cuffs on his pants

davepoobond: that look like drawers

davepoobond: oh wait

davepoobond: you meant the guy i just killed in the bed

davepoobond: yeah thats right

davepoobond: i killed him

Yourmomzee: OMG CALL THE PO-LICE

davepoobond: poor lice?

Yourmomzee: AMBER LAMPS

davepoobond: i didnt know lice had a socioeconomical system

Yourmomzee: POLICE

Yourmomzee: PO PO

Yourmomzee: FIVE OH

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: i dont know what you mean

Yourmomzee: NICE GO TEEE

davepoobond: why thank you

Yourmomzee: /SARCASM

davepoobond: (((((((((

davepoobond:

Yourmomzee: AW

Yourmomzee: =3

davepoobond: r u a girl

Yourmomzee: WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW

davepoobond: a hot girl?

Yourmomzee: IM THE FUCKIN GUY IN YOUR WINDOW

Yourmomzee: LOOKOUT

davepoobond: how do you type

davepoobond: with your mind?

Yourmomzee: FACEBOOK MOBILE

Yourmomzee: DUHHH

davepoobond: chatroulette has a conduit through facebook?

Yourmomzee: IT DOES NOW

davepoobond: wow

davepoobond: caps lock is cruise control for cool btw

Yourmomzee: YOU SURE ARE A QUICK ONE

davepoobond: i am

davepoobond: in bed

Yourmomzee: MY KEYBOARD IS BROKE

davepoobond: ohhhhhhh

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yourmomzee: SO I CANT TURN ON CAPS

Yourmomzee: LOCK

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yourmomzee: I MAKE THAT SOUND IN BED

davepoobond: but wh-y

Yourmomzee: WITH YOUR MOM

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yourmomzee: BURN

davepoobond: sick burnnnnnnnnnn

davepoobond: wow twins

davepoobond: stop copying me

Yourmomzee: YOU’RE COPYING ME BRO

davepoobond: no man

davepoobond: i thought it first

Yourmomzee: HAHA SEE I FUCKIN TOLD YOU

Yourmomzee: TURN AROUND

Yourmomzee: EVERY NOW N THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT CLOSER

davepoobond: it was just my dog

davepoobond: you wanna see her

Yourmomzee: DEPENDS WHAT DOG MEANS

Yourmomzee: HOT DOG? NO TY

Yourmomzee: SEEN ENOUGH

Yourmomzee: OH SHIT

Yourmomzee: WHATS HER NAME

Yourmomzee: WAIT

Yourmomzee: SALY

Yourmomzee: SALLY

davepoobond: Danny

Yourmomzee: I TOLD YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU THERES A KILLER DOG

davepoobond: killer dog with a knife

Yourmomzee: I HAD A HAMPSTER NAMED DANNY

Yourmomzee: WHEN I WAS IN 6TH GRADE

Yourmomzee: HE DIED

davepoobond: sorry to hear

davepoobond: i had a teacher named Mrs. Judy

Yourmomzee: YEAH ITS OK IT WAS AWHILE AGO

davepoobond: she died

Yourmomzee: AWW

Yourmomzee: RIP JUDY

davepoobond: and a teacher named Mrs. Clement

davepoobond: she was the walking dead

davepoobond: she taught science

Yourmomzee: SCIENCE RULES

davepoobond: but she shoulda taught history

davepoobond: CAUSE SHE’S THAT OLD

Yourmomzee: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

davepoobond: GET IT

Yourmomzee: OMG CAUSE SHE’S TAHT OLD RIGHT

davepoobond: OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO GOOD

Yourmomzee: I FUCKIN SAW THAT COMIN IAN

davepoobond: DUDE

davepoobond: WE’RE LIKE

davepoobond: TOTALLY ATTUNED TO ONE ANOTHER

Yourmomzee: SHIT DUDE YOURE ON MY LVL

davepoobond: YEAH, LVL 80

davepoobond: LOLOL

Yourmomzee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

davepoobond: GET ITTTT

Yourmomzee: YOU PLAY WOW

davepoobond: YES

Yourmomzee: NO FUCKIN WAY

davepoobond: YES FUCKIN WAY

Yourmomzee: NOW YOURE EMBARRASSED

Yourmomzee: LOOK AT YOU

Yourmomzee: IM ON RIGHT NOW

davepoobond: WHAT SERVER

Yourmomzee: DUDE WATCH YOURE IN MY GUILD

davepoobond: probably

Yourmomzee: DARK IRON

davepoobond: fail

Yourmomzee: EPIC WIN

davepoobond: <- Ner’zhul

Yourmomzee: YOU MUST BE HORDE

davepoobond: ally

Yourmomzee: OK THANK GOD

davepoobond: yeah i hate horde too

Yourmomzee: CAUSE YOU DONT SEEM LIKE AN ASSHOLE JOHN

davepoobond: at least on my server

Yourmomzee: CAN I CALL YOU JOHN

davepoobond: sure

Yourmomzee: WHATS YOUR NAME

Yourmomzee: DANNY?

davepoobond: ill call you Antoine

davepoobond: Dave

Yourmomzee: OK JOHN

Yourmomzee: IM GOIGN FOR LOREMASTER RIGHT NOW

davepoobond: i did that like last year

Yourmomzee: HAHAHA FAIL

davepoobond: im working on the insane

Yourmomzee: DUDE

Yourmomzee: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT TODAY

Yourmomzee: I HAVE A FRIEND WHO’S DOIN IT

davepoobond: what a nub!

Yourmomzee: ITS FUCKIN INSANE

davepoobond: save your pristine black diamonds

Yourmomzee: OH SHIT YOURE SERIOUS

Yourmomzee: YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT

davepoobond: thats just a tip

Yourmomzee: I DONT HAVE ANY

Yourmomzee: THATS NOT THE HARD PART DAVE

davepoobond: well then i guess you cant save any???

Yourmomzee: ITS THE DARKMOON REP

davepoobond: you think thats the hard part?

davepoobond: thats just a money sink

Yourmomzee: I HAVE 791G

davepoobond: if you’re totally inept at making money, yeah i guess itd be hard

davepoobond: i have like 100k

Yourmomzee: DUDE IS THAT ALL YOU DO

Yourmomzee: IS CHATROULETTE AND WOW

davepoobond: yeah pretty much

Yourmomzee: DAMN

davepoobond: life is cool

Yourmomzee: ME TO

Yourmomzee: YOU SHOULD SEND ME SOME G

Yourmomzee: I MEAN YOU DONT NEED 100KI

davepoobond: and i fuck around with my web site

Yourmomzee: DAVEISKEWL.COM

davepoobond: ya

Yourmomzee: I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE

davepoobond: great to know it

Yourmomzee: PS

Yourmomzee: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU DAVE

Yourmomzee: OMFG

Yourmomzee: WHAT WAS THAT SERVER

davepoobond: ner’zhul

Yourmomzee: WHATS YOUR NAME

davepoobond: US

davepoobond: Zierkka

Yourmomzee: IMA MAKE A CHAR

davepoobond: sounds good bro

Yourmomzee: XFER TO DARK IRON BRO

Yourmomzee: WE’RE THE SHIT

Yourmomzee: HAVE YOU DOWNED THE LK

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: i’m in a icc25 hard mode group

davepoobond: guild

davepoobond: everything but H-LK down so far

Yourmomzee: OH FUCK DUDE

Yourmomzee: YOUR REALM POP. IS HIGH

Yourmomzee: IM WORKIN ON 10 MAN LK

davepoobond: normal?

Yourmomzee: MY GUILDS BEEN WIPING FOR WEEKS IT SUCKS

Yourmomzee: YES

Yourmomzee: NORMAL

davepoobond: dude ill totally get on

davepoobond: and you can see my gear

davepoobond: go to IF

Yourmomzee: k i made a dwarf pally

Yourmomzee: haha this is hilarious

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Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: my tits?

Person In the Shadows: yes

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: they’re too hairy to actually see

davepoobond: sorry

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

Person In the Shadows: now

davepoobond: ok ok

davepoobond: you dont have to be so forceful

Person In the Shadows: ….

davepoobond: you could just ask nicely

Person In the Shadows: i like it rough

Person In the Shadows: please

davepoobond: i like it in general

davepoobond: get it???

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits please

davepoobond: but they’re so tender and big

davepoobond: i only show it to nice people

Person In the Shadows: i like big tits

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: im lactating right now

Person In the Shadows: im so wet

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: did you turn the sink on again

davepoobond: and put water on your face

davepoobond: how many times have i told you

Person In the Shadows: i musta let it dripping

davepoobond: not to do that

davepoobond: it wastes water

davepoobond: and you know

Person In the Shadows: do you want a sandwich?

davepoobond: how much the water bill comes

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: and the garbage man comes

davepoobond: i actually do want a sandwich

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

The Person In the Shadows then came forward and revealed himself to be a man! Then he skipped me.

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davepoobond: that

davepoobond: is so amazing

A 50 Euro Bill: you want to have it??

davepoobond: is there a penis behind it

davepoobond: no penis no deal

A 50 Euro Bill: no

davepoobond: fine then

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Dark Room Person: like can u hear it?

davepoobond: i can hear somethin…

davepoobond: not like i can tell what it is though

Dark Room Person: anything new now?

davepoobond: no

Dark Room Person: idarn….

Dark Room Person: why isnt my sound working.

davepoobond: maybe because you cant see the volume switch

davepoobond: lights would be the first step to solving the problem

Dark Room Person: i see speaker and Mic

Dark Room Person: do those need to be all up?

davepoobond: i dont know what you’re talking about nor do i care

davepoobond: sorry

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davepoobond: das boot

German Guy: wheare you from

davepoobond: usa

davepoobond: you

German Guy: i m from germay

German Guy: wat s am mann

German Guy: up

davepoobond: nothin, just bored

davepoobond: how about you

German Guy: i m coksing

davepoobond: is that german for masturbating

davepoobond: there’s too many people masturbating on here

German Guy: im speaking ltle english

davepoobond: i dont know any german, so i cant really help

German Guy: wow

German Guy: have you girl friend

German Guy: in usa

davepoobond: no, do you have a girlfriend in usa

German Guy: no

German Guy: hear in germany

German Guy: i m have

German Guy: bitshes

davepoobond: lots of bitches right

German Guy: yes i m fuck hear bithses in ass

davepoobond: i hope you use a condom, its not good to get shit in your dick

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