Category Archives: Site Updates

Updates from the past and future.

UPDATE 4-02-03

Pick of April 2, 2003

davepoobond: Tatu is soooo goodddd. Sorry, I really wanted to update Squackle yesterday for April Fools day, but I was getting laid….April FOOLS!!!! ahahaha…yeah…i think that’s more of an insult to me…

stimpyismyname: the producer of tony hawk doesnt like poop in video games. down with poop.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Fatman

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Dave’s First Date, Adman: Adman’s Endless Babble

The Screwed Up Games – Ore No Ryomi (PC) (Rating: 10/10), Sol (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Stupid IMscollegebabecam28 IM, fuzzynavel IM, foOiEaZzchck IM

JokesQuicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

SongsJingle Bells Songs

Stupid Health StoriesKen’s Muscles

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 85, Bad Submission 86, Bad Submission 87

UPDATE 3-27-03

Pick of March 27, 2003

davepoobond: pineapple wedges are soooo gooodddd

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2300 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up PeopleRosie O’Donnel: Justice Files, sisterpoobond: My Reaction to the Outsiders, All About Me!, Our Alien

The Screwed Up Games – Osamuraisann (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Resilience (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Screwed Up TownSuck Up Letter, A Bus Ride

Stupid IMsTortuga IM

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs

JokesKnock Knock Jokes

Squackle Quotesdavepoobond, Ms. Boms, Mr. P-yooson, TV, Misc. Quotes, Movies, Radio, Mrs. Stickums

UPDATE 3-21-03

Pick of March 21, 2003

davepoobond: for the first time in almost a YEAR, i uploaded some new pictures in the pictures section. un…beh…..LIEVABLE.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2250 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

PicturesDie Dacky, Cop Killa Cop Killa, barfer

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Rose Hill Retirement Home, Kasio’s Krib Episode 1, Documentary: The Hobo Wars

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 10, Fajita Bum IM 4, AmandaLikesU2day IM, dnLFlipIt IM

The Screwed Up World Plastic Straws

SongsPopeye Songs

JokesQuicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 82, Bad Submission 83, Bad Submission 84

UPDATE 3-18-03

Pick of March 18, 2003

davepoobond: ok, i got rid of that flash thing, so i guess the page loads faster now…yay…

Blind Bubba: u suk

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2200 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD, Dictionary-type Downloads, 10 ways not to spell kangaroo

Questionable Content / MoviesAmigos, your mom

Squackle! Online Dating Service – links fixed, now you can actually USE it…so DO IT NOW

The Screwed Up Games – Firewerks Maker (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Fort Defender (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Annihilation (PC) (Rating: 4/10)

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Dead or Alive

Stupid IMslizzyakachivis IM, Cage IM, kitty IM, sandygurl IM, isuck IM, partlycloudy IM, masteryoda IM, punk_rocker_4_life IM, r_carter IM, doomsday IM

PoemsThe infamous “dave” poem

SongsBicycle Race

UPDATE 3-18-03

Pick of March 18, 2003

davepoobond: ok, i got rid of that flash thing, so i guess the page loads faster now…yay…

Blind Bubba: u suk

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2200 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD, Dictionary-type Downloads, 10 ways not to spell kangaroo

Questionable Content / MoviesAmigos, your mom

Squackle! Online Dating Service – links fixed, now you can actually USE it…so DO IT NOW

The Screwed Up Games – Firewerks Maker (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Fort Defender (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Annihilation (PC) (Rating: 4/10)

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Dead or Alive

Stupid IMslizzyakachivis IM, Cage IM, kitty IM, sandygurl IM, isuck IM, partlycloudy IM, masteryoda IM, punk_rocker_4_life IM, r_carter IM, doomsday IM

PoemsThe infamous “dave” poem

SongsBicycle Race

UPDATE 3-14-03

Pick of March 14, 2003

davepoobond: enjoy The Gaytrix….har har..it took me 2 years to finish and put up, but its finally up.

Blind Bubba: “Korean Hardcore Asian Thumbs” i searched for dark age of camelot and i got that

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2150 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: The Gaytrix

Animationskibble and bits, monkeys revenge

Stupid IMsTsenn IM 2, LuvinxAmanda1979 IM, elmoisfurry IM 27

The Screwed Up Games – GMPet (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 79, Bad Submission 80, Bad Submission 81

SongsPopeye Songs, STORY BOUT A GRILL, sung to the song “Absolutely,” by Nine Days

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

The Screwed Up World Popups are like mythical hydras, Don’t ever miss the toilet

UPDATE 3-7-03

davepoobond: ok, this is mainly an update of stuff that was submitted…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2100 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Worldadd on, Marshmellows: The Cure to Anthrax

The Screwed Up Games – Clintario (PC) (Rating: 6/10)

JokesBlonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Serious Poemsyou are my love

PoemsAn Ode To King Mongkut

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, London Bridge Is Falling Down Songs

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Smarty Pants

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 76, Bad Submission 77, Bad Submission 78

UPDATE 3-2-03

davepoobond: Post on the Bulletin Board! its funnnnnnnn!

Adman: THAT CORNED BEEF IS PRETTY DARN CORNED!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2050 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Fun Tournament (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Ghostie (PC) (Rating: 6/10), Ghostie 2 (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Speed Cookie (PC) (Rating: 3/10)

Questionable Content / Moviesdavepoobond vs. blowthetoad 2, The Square-Enix Deal, My Name Is Asshole, puke

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Robot Porn

Submit To SquacklePicture Submission – only submit .gif, .jpg and .png pictures here

Squackle QuotesMs. Boms, Mrs. Biology Bitch, davepoobond, Mr. P-yooson

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 73, Bad Submission 74, Bad Submission 75

UPDATE 2-26-03

davepoobond: today’s a day to rejoice. there are 2000 words in the dictionary. do you know how much 2000 is? its…2000!

Holmes: shut up or I’ll take you out like a fat ass in a dodge-ball game

stimpyismyname: go download games at button man games

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2000 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Decay Haven (PC) (Rating: 5/10), Ness’ Christmas Journey (Rating: 9/10)

Questionable Content / QC Charactersblowthetoad

Stupid IMsooO HaIey Ooo IM, GLoRiA BabY 907 IM, amanda585345 IM, honky IM

Chat Room StuffThe Squackle! Chat Room

JokesBlonde Jokes

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Homeworkaway, Daves of Our Lives Episode 6

Squackle QuotesAround School, Ms. Boms, Misc. Quotes, Movies

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 70, Bad Submission 71, Bad Submission 72

UPDATE 2-22-03

davepoobond: comon people! find your match at the Squackle! Online Dating Service!

stimpyismyname: Learn to Drive, or just download the game. Ha…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1950 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / MoviesMy First Flash, The Scribble Show Episode 1, The Scribble Show Episode 2, The Scribble Show Episode 3, The Scribble Show Episode 4, Kinky Stick Sex 1, Kinky Stick Sex 2

The Screwed Up GamesArena (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Game Maker Poker (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Missile Wave 2 (PC) (Rating: 9/10)

Squackle QuotesMrs. Dolt, Around School, Mr. P-yooson, Mrs. Biology Bitch

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 67, Bad Submission 68, Bad Submission 69

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 8

UPDATE 2-17-03

davepoobond: welcome to hell….::shrug::

Blind Bubba: “A complicated friendship is the case for any friendship.” (pg.1 Becky Essay)

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1900 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle! Online Dating Service

Questionable Content / Moviesdavepoobond vs. blowthetoad, great, melt, man, pooman, dumb andy

Stupid IMsAdman IM 2, urgirl7467 IM, SmarterChild IM 2

The Screwed Up Games – Jetpack Joe (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Dowtown in Crazy Town (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Elfish Wars (PC) (Rating: 0/10), The Snarf Game (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 64, Bad Submission 65, Bad Submission 66

Serious PoemsJason Ryan Qualls Poems

UPDATE 2-13-03

davepoobond: radio killed the video star?

Holmes: Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an asshole

stimpyismyname: go back to the forums! no one posts anymore

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1850 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD, The Amazing List of Palindromes

The Screwed Up GamesSlick Spike (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Screwed Up CountryUSA: College Drinking Out Of Control

The Screwed Up World The Year Theory

Stupid IMsjenniferK001 IM, davepoobond IM 16, Automatic Man IM, RAMFREAK IM, SmarterChild IM, davepoobond IM 17

The Hate Mail ArchiveHate Mail 4

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 61, Bad Submission 62, Bad Submission 63

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes

UPDATE 2-9-03

davepoobond: I can’t wait for Power Rangers Ninja Storm! And how about those new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

stimpyismyname: go back to the forums! no one posts anymore

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1800 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – new games to download

The Screwed Up Games – Cyclop Force (PC) (Rating: 3/10), Table Top Soccer (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Stupid IMsFajita Bum IM 3, davepoobond IM 4, davepoobond IM 5, ooO MaDeLiNe Ooo IM 2, blondebo177ber69 IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)The Reindeer Show Episode 1, The Ugly Bunch Episode 1, Commercial: Jam Jam Cam

Other JunkFind Your Retard Name, Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 3, Fan Mail 4, Fan Mail 5, Fan Mail 6, Fan Mail 7

The Hate Mail ArchiveHate Mail 1, Hate Mail 2, Hate Mail 3

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 58, Bad Submission 59, Bad Submission 60

UPDATE 2-6-03

davepoobond: yet another not-so-great update…but hey, its better than today’s episode of Home Improvement, eh eh?  anyone with me?  hello?

SoyBeans: just use that

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1750 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – new games to download

Essays of DefinitionPeace

Stupid IMsRLPUNTER IM, BAA IM

SongsJingle Bells Songs, Poop on My Finger, Popeye Songs

Submit To SquackleFan Mail Submission, Hate Mail Submission, The Fan Mail Archive, The Hate Mail Archive

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 1, Fan Mail 2

JokesQuicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Squackle Sports ArenaWhack It or Crack It Rules

UPDATE 2-4-03

davepoobond: ok this isn’t a very funny update, most is just a buncha junk that was submitted, and i finally got it up…so yeah..

SoyBeans: brb mom yelling..

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1700 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – games to download

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)PSA: Pornography, Commercial: Gay Spray, PSA: Don’t do Drugs (Please)

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Squackle Sports ArenaShit Whack Rules, Redneck Tornado Surfing Rules

SongsJingle Bells Songs, Popeye Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs

Serious PoemsA Little Prayer

Stupid IMsZoeOnAOL IM

Squackle QuotesMovies, Misc. Quotes