Sub-Update 3-22-04

davepoobond: hi.  If anybody is willing to make a good php system (for free) for us to use as a new system (for Squackle), it would be most appreciated if you could contact me.  You can see my contact information by clicking my name, or posting your own information on the bulletin board.  Even if you know a little php, you can probably help in a team of people willing to do this project, if there’s more than one.

It’ll make Squackle a lot better, and there’ll be more updates, and more interactiveeee….

 

UPDATE 3-12-04

Pick of March 12, 2004

davepoobond: Woweee…its been a month since I last updated. Time flies when you’re slacking off, I guess. Sorry for such a late update.

Ok…so, if you’re actually interested, I’ve been making my own songs with a song making program…thing…and I’ll put them up eventually, one day.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3700 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 20, Raini Majora IM, Blind Bubba IM 21, Tnnisdude IM

The Screwed Up Games – War Against U.S. Terror (PC) (Rating: 9/10), Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Gunman Chronicles (PC) (Rating: 5/10)

PicturesCrack Junkie, BizMan, Kick Aliens In the Face, California Storm, Dorothy Joe, Great Pumpkin, Gulf Wars Episode II, Jack and Scooby

Questionable Content / QC ComicsSpace Demon, fft, Blam Man

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 145, Bad Submission 146, Bad Submission 147

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

 

UPDATE 2-17-04

Pick of February 17, 2004

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davepoobond: Ok, so I lied last update about updating sometime mid last week.  But I have a bigger than usual update for you to waste time with.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3600 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / MoviesChicago, Hook Hand, Faggy Brando, Give Me a Dollar, PM’s Punchout

Stupid IMsChriscraw IM, Trepidation IM 2, Kaz IM 3, Kaz IM 4, Fire IM, Kemp IM, Blind Bubba IM 19, Fire IM 2

Questionable Content / QC ComicsPaul Sucks, This is Why I Hate School, Walking Home, Weez, Where’s Waldo, Pee Wee, Billy Gets Too Close

PicturesThumb Luke, Bad Santa, Pirate

Squackle ArcadeThe Penis Game, The Hard Penis Game

SongsMotel Mexicana, parody of “Hotel California” by The Eagles

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 142, Bad Submission 143, Bad Submission 144

 

UPDATE 2-03-04

Pick of February 3, 2004

davepoobond: hooray, I only updated once last month.  Aren’t you proud of me?  It was a busy month, with finals and all.  I’ll try and update again next week.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3550 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up GamesSticktra 2 (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Battle Bees (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

The Screwed Up MoviesAmerican History X in 30 Seconds, Dawn of the Dead (Rating: 0/10)

Stupid IMsSeXiELeXi2FiNe4u IM, Soup Nazi IM 7, LilAngelGurl IM 7, Squall IM

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 11, Fan Mail 12

The Hate Mail ArchiveHate Mail 5, Hate Mail 6, Hate Mail 7, Hate Mail 8

SongsAnti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, Movies, The Internet

 

UPDATE 1-20-04

Pick of January 20, 2004

davepoobond: whoopee. An update.  I missed American Idol today so that I could do this update.  I hope you’re happy.  They better rerun today’s episode soon.  I turned 18 on the 5th, I’m sorry I didn’t have a special little “birthday” update kind of thing.

stimpyismyname: I like to live in my own self-denial that Squackle is the greatest web site in the world.  (he didn’t actually say that, he wanted to say this: “i dont know… fuck everyone”)

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3500 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Screwed Up ChroniclesThe Screwed Up Internet, The Screwed Up Computers

Squackle QuotesMrs. Stickums, Radio, TV, Mr. P-yooson, Misc. Quotes, Movies, davepoobond, Around School, stimpyismyname

Stupid IMsJeRzIe GaL12 IM, elmoisfurry IM 35, davepoobond IM 31, Blind Bubba IM 17, Blind Bubba IM 18

The Screwed Up Country – Australia: Beware of the Dingos (picture added)

The Screwed Up GamesZelda: A Link to the Past (SNES) (Rating: 10/10), Battlefield 1942 (PC) (Rating: 10/10), 5 Finger Fillet (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Sticktra (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Max Payne (PC) (Rating: 10/10)

 

UPDATE 1-11-04

Pick of December 19, 2003

davepoobond: okay…sorry I haven’t updated for about a month, there have been some space issues.  There’s going to be some downtime for hopefully only a couple days, and then I’ll get to updating again.  this is new

stuff updated/put up last update:

Dictionary – 3450 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsDemonHatchet IM, softballgur IM, softballgur IM 2

Fairy Tales (new section)Where Pink Lemonade Comes From – the answer to the ever-alluding question, The Melon Conspiracy – who knew there was a conspiracy with melons?, Daddy’s Porno – a bird family’s problem, The Sentinels of Sismob – a tale about a kingdom named Bomsi, The Sad Pallet – fairy tale about a sad pallet, The Baked Beans Story – a story about baked beans…?

Questionable Content / QC ComicsThe Boob Ring Episode 1, The Boob Ring Episode 2, The Boob Ring Episode 3, The Boob Ring Episode 4, The Boob Ring Episode 5

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, TV, elmoisfurry

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 136, Bad Submission 137, Bad Submission 138, Bad Submission 139, Bad Submission 140, Bad Submission 141

 

Sub-Update 12-25-03

davepoobond: ok happy holidays everyone, and a new year whatever.  For a few days, from the 20th to the 23rd, Squackle was down.  I don’t know what the hell was the problem, but its up again, joyfully.  Tell everyone you know about Squackle! yeaaah!!!

If you want to know what happened to Squackle in the case that it goes down, try using http://www.squackle.cjb.net/ for information.

 

UPDATE 12-19-03

Pick of December 19, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for such a late update.  I’ll probably update again around mid-week next week, since I have “no school lazy break” for 2 weeks.

stimpyismyname: go to bigmound.com/comart. ha.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3450 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsDemonHatchet IM, softballgur IM, softballgur IM 2

Fairy Tales (new section)Where Pink Lemonade Comes From – the answer to the ever-alluding question, The Melon Conspiracy – who knew there was a conspiracy with melons?, Daddy’s Porno – a bird family’s problem, The Sentinels of Sismob – a tale about a kingdom named Bomsi, The Sad Pallet – fairy tale about a sad pallet, The Baked Beans Story – a story about baked beans…?

Questionable Content / QC ComicsThe Boob Ring Episode 1, The Boob Ring Episode 2, The Boob Ring Episode 3, The Boob Ring Episode 4, The Boob Ring Episode 5

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, TV, elmoisfurry

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 136, Bad Submission 137, Bad Submission 138, Bad Submission 139, Bad Submission 140, Bad Submission 141

 

UPDATE 12-03-03

Pick of December 3, 2003

davepoobond: Oh. My. God.  Its the shopping season!  I can’t wait to see the “trampled by a mob of shoppers” news stories.  They’re always so sickening yet so funny at the same time.

stimpyismyname: www.gamingw.net rp forums are for da losah foo.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

PicturesAnal Fisting, Die Cat

Questionable Content / QC ComicsQC Comics: Arnold’s Indian Plan, QC Comics: Arnold the Pie, QC Comics: Charlie Brown, QC Comics: Halo

Stupid IMsGhost5050 IM 2, Blind Bubba IM 15, Tsenn IM 3, amber IM, Blind Bubba IM 16, angledevil IM

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 130, Bad Submission 131, Bad Submission 132, Bad Submission 133, Bad Submission 134, Bad Submission 135

 

UPDATE 11-24-03

Pick of November 24, 2003

davepoobond: If you have submitted something in the past, it’ll be put up eventually.  Don’t get your panties up in a bunch.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3300 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsSoup Nazi IM 5, Soup Nazi IM 6, Fajita Bum IM 6, davepoobond IM 29, davepoobond IM 30, SiLVerSiSqoLoVR IM

Questionable Content / QC ComicsAxe Murderers Love Peanuts, Thomas Edison, Golden Dollar, Mark Is Gay, Meatball, That’s Tyler

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: The Hell Nino Extravaganza, PSA: Don’t Run With Scissors

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 127, Bad Submission 128, Bad Submission 129

 

UPDATE 11-16-03

Pick of November 16, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for the late update. Between college applications, a research essay, and a parent who gets more pissed off at you every single second you’re on the computer, its sort of hard putting things together for an update. When Thanksgiving rolls around, I’ll have more time to update hopefully.

On a side note, one of my favorite web sites, MP3.com, was bought out by CNet. Hopefully the new CNet music service will keep the same services that MP3.com has. If they don’t, this will severely damage the supply of free music. Dec. 2 is the last day that MP3.com will be up, basically.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3250 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle ArcadeCrappy Blackjack

SongsLet There Be Crocks, parody of “Let There Be Rock” by AC/DC

The Screwed Up Games – Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (GBA) (Rating: 6/10)

Questionable Content / QC CharactersFantomaster

StoriesGodzilla on a Rampage in Fredburg, Wisconsin – basically a sequel to the first Godzilla on a Rampage

Stupid IMsAKASummers2 IM, Automatic Man IM 5, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 2, Blind Bubba IM 14

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 124, Bad Submission 125, Bad Submission 126

 

UPDATE 11-08-03

Pick of November 8, 2003

davepoobond: I don’t have any snappy comments today.  If you care, I’m working on the next 4 Gaytrix movie parodies, so there’s something to look forward to, when I put them up which will probably 2 years from now since that’s just how things go.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3200 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

SongsPortaloo, sung to “Waterloo” by ABBA

The Screwed Up PeopleThe stereotypical female Volvo driver

The Screwed Up World File Sharing and the RIAA Theory

Stupid IMsAnonymous IM, Anonymous IM 2, urgirl3582 IM, davepoobond IM 26, davepoobond IM 27, davepoobond IM 28

Squackle GuidesHow to Preread a Textbook Chapter, How to Make a DVD, How to Get Orvillized, How To Make a Squackle Gang (New elements added!  HOORRAYYY)

Squackle Sports ArenaChicken Soup Bowling Rules, Extreme Baseball Rules, Annoy the Teacher Rules

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 121, Bad Submission 122, Bad Submission 123

 

UPDATE 10-31-03

Pick of October 31, 2003

davepoobond: YESSSS ITS HALLOWWEEEENNN…and I STILL trick or treat.  yummy candy that’s free…probably not this Halloween though, because its freaking RAINING!  GARRRRRR!!!

Yesterday, I was driving on a freeway back from KFC, with a large (the really big one) box of Popcorn Chicken (mmh mmh do I love Popcorn Chicken) when all of a sudden something brown flew through the air and then smashed into my windwhield and made two huge holes in it.  Glass flew everywhere, and I don’t know what the hell it was or whether someone threw it or if it got thrown up by another car’s tires.  If it was someone throwing it, I want to kill them, because now I have to replace the windshield of the Turbo Diesel Ground Force (the name of my car).

Moral of the story is, if you throw shit out of your car when you’re on the freeway, make sure it weighs less than a pound.  Cause when someone is going 70 mph on the freeway, it’ll do some damage if they hit it.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3150 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Short Film: Trash Can Betty, Short Film: Cranky oll men (that rob little babies!), Short Film: Conan – The Epic

The Screwed Up Games – Snack Invasion (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 12, Blind Bubba IM 13, elmoisfurry IM 34

SongsMoo Moo Moo Moo, parody of “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” by the Crash Test Dummies

Squackle GuidesHow to make Dalek juice, How to make Dalek stew

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 118, Bad Submission 119, Bad Submission 120

 

UPDATE 10-25-03

Pick of October 25, 2003

davepoobond: Okay…I finally updated…you should notice that a lot of Squackle is running a bit faster at least, and takes less time to load as you go through the site, because of the thing I did last week (the reason there wasn’t much updated).  I’m still not done doing the same thing to some sections of the site.

stimpyismyname: hooray for boogers

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3100 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsPhoenix IM 2, davepoobond IM 20, Draxus IM 2, davepoobond IM 21, Automatic Man IM 4, davepoobond IM 22, davepoobond IM 23, davepoobond IM 24, davepoobond IM 25, YoursTruly IM 2, fartsinajar IM 4, T Bomb IM, Fajita Bum IM 5, MESS IM, ForeverURZ IM

PicturesDacky’s Birthday, KLUG, I hate bees!, D&D, Sponge Bob

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Documentary: Why Ale?, PSA: Animal Rights, PSA: What Goes Around Comes Around

SongsI’m Too Yobbo, parody of “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred, He Likes To Wank It, parody of “I Like To Move It Move It” by Technotronic