Category Archives: Quotes

Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.

Quote #23486

“Let’s try this again! My profile keeps getting Hacked! If you see 2 other me floating around,that’s some creeper.I’m the real deal!

In the midst of a conversation with someone I thought it maybe a good idea to make this clear >>>I’M NOT LOOKING FOR A QUICK HOOK UP and I’d appreciate if your intentions are that PUHHLEASE refrain from emailing me. Why waste eachother’s time?? We all have our preferences , rhymes and reasons getting laid just ain’t MINE. Is this a Sex site??? I’m disturbed, turned off and grossed by the sexually aggressive emails and texts I’m getting by You damn MEN!!! What is UP!??We are adults not teenagers anymore and I’m a lady.I’d like to be treated as such ! Save the sex talk for a phone sex operator or hold on, get too know me! ya never know what may come of it! sheesh SLOW DOWN…
no ,i will not go cuddle with you , “hit you up” ( I cant stand that phrase) automatic fail if you say either of those things to me and please do not be a gangster, wanna be gangster ,have the gangster look, attire that looks gangster, anything gangster ..sorry Im just really really reallllyyy not into that type type of guy.’ we are worlds apart …”

– from a girl’s dating profile

Quote #23483

“IM OUT GOING I LOVE TO PARTY AND DRINK I KAN BE SHY AT FIRST WITH GUYZ BUT IM EASY TO TALK TO I LOVE TO LAUGH AND MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY IM A REAL HAPPY HONEST GIRL IM A LADY IN THE STREETS A FREAK IN THE SHEETZ LOL 😉 MUAH KALL ME LOVELY 😉 IM THICK BTW LADIES AND GENTALMEN AND I LUV IT IF U DNT WELL THATZ UR LOSE SO FAR NEVER HAD COMPLAINTZ MUAH HATE IT ARE LOVE IT LETZ SEE THINGZ I HATE LIERS WONT TOLERATE AT ALL I BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES SOMETIMES LOL BUT THREE STRIKZ UR OUT.CALLE COLD IDGAF I JUST ANOT GONNA WASTE MY TIME BE HONEST TELLE WHAT U WANT WHO KNOWZ I PROBLEYWANT THE SAME MUAHHH”

– from a girl’s dating profile