Category Archives: Quotes

Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.

Quote #21105

Mrs. Price Check: “A zarzuela is like a mixture between an opera and a regular play…its half-spoken and half-sang.”

doman: “Like a musical.”

Mrs. Price Check: “No no no you don’t understand…its like…a regular play that has songs in it.”

doman: “Like a musical…”

Mrs. Price Check: “No.”

– from davepoobond’s high school

Quote #21096: Spanish Dialogue

Sr. Sandia: “hola!, Sr. Queso. Como estas?”  (Hello, Mr. Cheese.  How are you?)

Sr. Queso: “Estoy muy contento”  (I am very happy.)

Sr. Sandia: “Porque?”  (Why?)

Sr. Queso: “Yo juge contra Sr. Ganado en un partido de tenis en mi jardin y yo soy el campeon atleta!”  (I played against Mr. Win in a tennis match in my garden, and I am the champion athlete!)

Sr. Sandia: “caramba! Tenis en tu jardin?”  (Caramba!  Tennis in your garden?)

Sr. Queso: “si, si. Mi jardin es muy bueno para tenis”  (Yes, yes.  My garden is very good for tennis.)

Sr. Sandia: “Que pasa?”  (What happened?)

Sr. Queso: “Yo navege mi raqueta en la oreja de Sr. Ganado!”  (I navigated my racket into Mr. Win’s ear.)

Sr. Sandia: “En el oreja de Sr. Ganado?”  (In Mr. Win’s ear?)

Sr. Queso: “Si, me gustaria hacerlo otra vez”  (Yes, I’d love to do it again.)

Sr. Sandia: “usaste champu?”  (Did you use shampoo?)

Sr. Queso: “si, bebe champu ahora mismo!”  (Yes, baby shampoo, the same thing.)

Sr. Sandia: “uf!”

Sr. Queso: “uf!”

Sr. Sandia: “uf!”

Sr. Queso: “muuu!”

Sr. Sandia: “que barbaridad! Quieros atener una carrera?”  (How barbaric!  I want to go for a run?)

Sr. Queso: “Si!”  (Yes!)

– davepoobond turned this in for an assignment.

Quote #21095: “Spanish” Dialogue

Hawdrerw: “|Hola! Neceita catase?”

Custour: “Si, Quiero un moda nueva”

Hawdrerw: “Si, Quiere su pelo corto?”

Custour: “Si, no me gusta pelo largo”

HD: “Yo, Cumprendo”

C.: “Su da prlla, pur favur”

HD: “Pur que?”

C: “Purque neceito irse pronto”

DD: “Pur que?”

C: “Voy a sur cm retraso pum my fneita”

– written on a piece of paper by Chris the Priss.

Quote #21094: Dialogue

Juan: “Hi, Mrs. Garcia!”

Mrs. Garcia: “Hi, Juan!”

Juan: “I like your banana.”

Mrs. Garcia: “yes, it is very long, no?”

Juan: “yes”

Mrs. Garcia: “the size of my banana is 12”

Juan: “what is the price?”

Mrs. Garcia: “the jacket is 999 pesos”

Juan: “good”

Mrs. Garcia: “yes”

Juan: “yes, bye”

– by davepoobond and BlindBubba.  Written in Spanish for an assignment, and then translated into English by davepoobond.