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– special fart
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #21790
“ha ha… I made a fart!”
– special fart
Quote #21726: Dear 6th Grade Teacher
“I expect to learn harder math, harder spelling words, harder science and harder English in 6th grade. I hope we don’t get a lot of homework everyday because my mom says my backpack is always too heavy and I tell her only my homework is in there!”
– davepoobond
Quote #21723
” On Saturday, January 19, thousands of people came to see the Rose Parade in Pasadena — it was a fantastic parade this year! The floats were effective to the people that were there. There were so many flowers that you could smell them a mile away!”
– davepoobond
Quote #21720
“My goals for sixth grade are: making new friends and being nice to other people.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21719
“My favorite school subject is math because I’m really good at it. My least favorite subject is history because I don’t do that well in it.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21718
“[In the future] I see flying cars in the air with electrical motors and cars on the ground with electric motors also.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21717
“The best vacation I ever took was to Lake Tahoe because it was neat and I went somewhere else than to Las Vegas for out-of-state-trips. I had no mishaps. I’d like to spend a vacation on the moon!”
– davepoobond
Quote #21716
“Favorite TV Shows
My TV shows are ranked in order of preference:
1. ‘The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest’ I like it because I like the computer graphics.
2. ‘Hey Arnold’ I like it because it is interesting and funny.
3. ‘Dexter’s Laboratory’ I like it because it is funny.
4. ‘Johnny Bravo’ I like it because it is funny.
5. ‘KABLAM!’ I like it because it is funny.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21647
“looks like me when I was a fetus!”
– davepoobond
Quote #21634
“Oh baby i’m rubbing my spacebar keep moving your mouse oh yah baby here i go i’m gonna download all over my key board here it goes uhhhhh say my name baby ……”
– on a girl’s dating profile
Quote #21607
“Squackle.com – Bringing You and Your Family Closer to Insanity”
– davepoobond
Quote #21606
“Squackle.com – Annoying the World, More Than One Person at a Time”
– davepoobond
Quote #21605
“Squackle.com – Annoying the World, One Person at a Time”
– davepoobond
Quote #21604
“Squackle.com – Better Than Porn”
– davepoobond