Category Archives: Quotes

Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.

Quote #22191

::davepoobond is sitting at a desk at work, using the computer::

::Armando picks up the phone::

Armando:  Dave, Megutron wants to talk to you.

davepoobond: To me?  About what?

Armando: I’ll transfer her to that phone.

::davepoobond picks up the phone::

::Megutron explains that the camera she is using is not recording audio.  davepoobond tells her he doesn’t know what it could be, since he never used the school’s cameras, and suggests it could be the heads not recording sound::

::Later… about 1.5 hours later::

::davepoobond goes out to where Megutron is filing and tells her to go to the menu settings and eventually he fixes the audio problem in like 2 minutes.  It wasn’t set to Audio In::

Megutron:  Agggh!  Fuck!  Oh my God!

– at davepoobond’s job, 6/26/07

Quote #22190

Armando:  Both of you are crazy.

Megutron:  You know, if the majority is abnormal, they become the normal ones, and you’re just the abnormal one after all.

Armando:  Oh, really?  Hahaha…

davepoobond (singing):  ‘Cause 2 out of THREEEEEE….. Ain’t baddddd!

::Armando and Megutron don’t say anything::

Armando:  You just contradicted yourself there, y’know.

– at davepoobond’s job, 6/26/07

Quote #22188

Blanker:  Hey, you’re Receptionist right?

davepoobond:  yeah.

Blanker:  Do you want to trade?  I don’t like being Lead.

davepoobond:  Ok, doesn’t matter to me.

Blanker:  Ok!  Cool.  It’s cause I like doing breaks.

::davepoobond gives Blanker the break list and then stands behind the counter, doing nothing::

davepoobond (like a robot):  Assuming the Lead position…

::Blanker laughs::

– at davepoobond’s job, 6/21/07

Quote #22186

::Blare is throwing food in the trash while davepoobond is watching TV::

Blare: Hey.  When do you eat?

davepoobond: Huh?  “When do I eat?”?

Blare: Yeah.  Like, I see you, but I never see you eat.

davepoobond: I dunno.

Blare: Do you?

davepoobond:  What?  Eat?

Blare:  Yeah.

davepoobond: Yeah…

::davepoobond shrugs::

– at davepoobond’s apartment, 6/16/07

Quote #22185

::davepoobond is listening to his iPod particularly loudly at his job::

Customer:  Shhhh!

::Customer puts his index finger to his lips::

::davepoobond looks at him weird::

Customer: I can’t hear!

davepoobond (thinking): What are you trying to hear?  You’re not listening to anyone or talking to anyone.

::davepoobond just looks at him weird as the customer leaves::

– at davepoobond’s job, 6/15/07

Quote #22184

::davepoobond is filling up balloons::

::Vance is doing nothing, just walking around bitching about stuff but not actually helping with anything::

davepoobond: Vance, could you help me out and just hold this balloon  You don’t have to tie it or anything.

Vance: Nope!  Nope!  I don’t hold balloons!  I just do computer stuff.

davepoobond (thinking to himself): Lazy bastard.

– at davepoobond’s job, 6/13/07

Quote #22183

::Test day for Comm 233.  During the test, the moderately attractive girl smacks her gum in the quiet room fairly loudly.  During which, she also writes very hard on the paper and you can hear every single stroke of the pencil and pen she used.  Afterwards, at work… ::

davepoobond: Geez, I did kinda bad on the test.  I didn’t even know we had a test until I turned and asked the guy sitting next to me.

Ely Munaz:  hahaha!

davepoobond: And this girl next to me was chewing her gum really loudly the whole time.  As much as I liked hearing the noises coming from her mouth for about 10 seconds, it got annoying real fast.

::Ely Munaz laughs again::

davepoobond: And she wrote really hard on the paper, too.  It was like a flamethrower under her pencil.  FWOOOOSH FWOOOOSH FWWOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

– at davepobond’s job, 6/10/07

Quote #22182

::Maria Sweden, davepoobond, and David Arr are working together at Customer Service::

Maria Sweden:  There was a girl that was totally macking on davepoobond at the Brief.

davepoobond: Yuck!  She wasn’t a girl at all. She was a beast!  She was fatter than me!

Maria Sweden:  You’re not exactly skinny yourself, davepoobond.

davepoobond: Exactly!  Plus, she looked like David Arr!

::davepoobond points to David Arr::

David Arr:  Whaaaat?

::David Arr laughs embarrassingly and really loudly::

David Arr: I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or insult!

::davepoobond laughs at David Arr’s response::

– at davepoobond’ job, 6/7/07