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#10563: davepoobond -> MuRdaBaBy / LiLAngiiL -> davepoobond

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davepoobond: ….murrrrdeerrrr……….

MuRdaBaBy: who dis?

davepoobond: i’m a pre-caug

davepoobond: haven’t you seen Minority Report

MuRdaBaBy: say what?

MuRdaBaBy: yea n so0 …

MuRdaBaBy: yo0 provin wut?

davepoobond: i can see the FUUUUtuuRREE

MuRdaBaBy: suUre ya can

davepoobond: i can i’ll prove it

MuRdaBaBy: i think mayb yo0 freaked …

MuRdaBaBy: go c a psychoatrist … Lo0sa

davepoobond: who? your mom?

davepoobond: ahaha

MuRdaBaBy: nyce … leave meh alone … freak ass NiGGa

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She warns me to 30%.

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MuRdaBaBy: >:ogo talk pyscho 2 sumwun else …

davepoobond: who? your mom?

Previous message was not received by MuRdaBaBy because of error: User MuRdaBaBy is not available.

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I warn her to 30%.  Afterwards, I get an IM from LilAngiiL.  I’m guessing it is MuRdaBaBy’s boyfriend.

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LiLAngiiL: hey freak … will yah leave mah gurl ALONE … pyscho ass HOLE

davepoobond: who’s your girl

Previous message was not received by LiLAngiiL because of error: User LiLAngiiL is not available.

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I warn him to 20%.

Stupid IMs, Prank IMs, Chat Logs

#10562: davepoobond -> Anguished Angel

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davepoobond: rico….suave…

Anguished Angel: wha?

davepoobond: i have an apology to make.

davepoobond: to money

Anguished Angel: do i know you?

davepoobond: you saw me on that hit show Days of Our Lives

Anguished Angel: i doubt that

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: aw comon

davepoobond: you had to

Anguished Angel: seriously, do i know you?

davepoobond: i’m a soap opera actor

Anguished Angel: is that so? then tell me, what character do you play?

davepoobond: that australian guy

davepoobond: the one that disarmed the plastic explosive

Anguished Angel: does that australian guy have a name?

davepoobond: that said “plastic explosive” on it

Anguished Angel: i dont watch the show

davepoobond: not yet he doesnt

Anguished Angel: i dont believe you

davepoobond: i dont believe YOU

Anguished Angel: you have nothing to believe about me

davepoobond: sure i do

davepoobond: umm

Anguished Angel: like what?

davepoobond: ur not an angel

davepoobond: ha

davepoobond: how about THAT

Anguished Angel: yeah, that’s true

Anguished Angel: let me guess. you’re name is dave?

davepoobond: HOW’D YOU KNOW

Anguished Angel: i dont know…

davepoobond: OH MY GOD

Anguished Angel: pretty good, eh?

davepoobond: sorry i’m in shock

Anguished Angel: i can imagine you are

Anguished Angel: sometimes i shock myself

Anguished Angel: i have another shocker

Anguished Angel: hmmm… you are a male?

davepoobond: what is it

davepoobond: AGH

davepoobond: you’re my kinda man

Anguished Angel: i’m not a man..

davepoobond: AGH

Anguished Angel: yep

Anguished Angel: sorry to disappoint you

davepoobond: its ok

davepoobond: i didnt get disappointed though

davepoobond: see, it was actually supposed to be an insult

davepoobond: an affrontal, if you will

davepoobond: because i thought you were a man

davepoobond: when you really weren’t

Anguished Angel: funny

Anguished Angel: how old are you?

davepoobond: 17, you

Anguished Angel: 15

Anguished Angel: wow..

davepoobond: wow what

Anguished Angel: i dont know.

Anguished Angel: i’m gonna go. i’ll think about adding you to my buddy list…hmmm.

Anguished Angel: goodbye

davepoobond: k bye

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10555: davepoobond -> KaosAngel

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davepoobond: and the pirate will lead us to heaven!

KaosAngel: what!?

davepoobond: what

davepoobond: if there’s a bustle in your headstrong, don’t you be alone now

davepoobond: yes there are 2 paths you can go on, but in the long run

davepoobond: there’s still time to change the road youre on

davepoobond: and it makes me wonder

davepoobond: ahhhhhhhhhh

davepoobond: do you know that song

KaosAngel: brb

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs, Prank IMs

#10545: davepoobond -> Sk8Godezz

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davepoobond: angela

davepoobond: angela!!!

Auto response from Sk8Godezz: Am i the star beneath the stairs? Am i the ghost upon the stage? Am i your anything?

davepoobond: oooh you like AFI

Sk8Godezz: hi whos this?

davepoobond: dave

Sk8Godezz: dave who?

davepoobond: poobond

davepoobond: whos this

davepoobond: oh yeah

davepoobond: angela

davepoobond: haha

Sk8Godezz: Angela…

Sk8Godezz: yeah, where do i kno u from?

davepoobond: yeah, you saw me in the magazines

davepoobond: remember

davepoobond: seventeen weekly

Sk8Godezz: no

davepoobond: they send out seventeen different magazines a week

davepoobond: helloooo

Sk8Godezz: nope i have no clue who u r

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: i better talk to my agent

Sk8Godezz: do u go to my school or sumthing?

davepoobond: cause he said everyone under the age of 872 would know me

Sk8Godezz: ooh lol…nope

davepoobond: no, i dropped out of school 5 years ago

davepoobond: in 89

Sk8Godezz: o

davepoobond: y’know, 1989

Sk8Godezz: have i seen u before?

davepoobond: i told you

davepoobond: i’m on seventeen magazines

Sk8Godezz: i dont get those tho

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: you’re a deprived and abused child then

davepoobond: cause EVERYONE gets those

davepoobond: pshh

davepoobond: pshh

davepoobond: even my maid does, and he’s a man

Sk8Godezz: but i dont even want them

davepoobond: WHY THE HELL NOT

davepoobond: THEY SMELL SO GOOD

davepoobond: and its like soft core porn half the time

Sk8Godezz: i dont really like them

davepoobond: soft core porn?

Sk8Godezz: nope 😀

davepoobond: how about hard core

Sk8Godezz: nah

davepoobond: dammit this stupid bitch warned me to 49%!

davepoobond: urrrrghhh

Sk8Godezz: who warned u?

davepoobond: Licmytushi

Sk8Godezz: lol

davepoobond: 99 red balloons floating in the summer sky

davepoobond: panic bells its a red alert

Sk8Godezz: 🙂

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#10541: davepoobond -> Licmytushi

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davepoobond: is this koko lala of las vegas nevada?

Licmytushi: wow should i be surprised

davepoobond: why do you ask that

Licmytushi: who is this??

davepoobond: its not like i looked at your directory and saw your name and where you lived

Licmytushi: ok,well who is this

davepoobond: dave

Licmytushi: no kidding

Licmytushi: and last name

Licmytushi: how doy ou kno me

davepoobond: i dont KNowoWW

Licmytushi: wow ok then

Licmytushi: byebye

davepoobond: hihi

Licmytushi: byebye again

davepoobond: hihi again

Licmytushi: no really who is this

Licmytushi: ??

davepoobond: dave

davepoobond: i told you

davepoobond: do you want an address

davepoobond: geez

davepoobond: what do you expect for people to say when you say “who is this”

Licmytushi: nope not really ,but why are you talkin to me

davepoobond: cause

Licmytushi: i want a last name and how you kno me when i say that

davepoobond: poobond

Licmytushi: haha funny last name

davepoobond: as per the screen name

Licmytushi: your moms really creative

davepoobond: yeah well

davepoobond: its been in the family for generations

davepoobond: what can i say

davepoobond: we have a coat of arms and everything

davepoobond: its just a big bucket overflowing with crap

Licmytushi: who would marry a guy named poobond??let meask you that

davepoobond: most of them have been females

Licmytushi: ok then

Licmytushi: wow exactly at 5 :05

davepoobond: its 2:05 for me

davepoobond: what are you talking about

Licmytushi: haha

davepoobond: eastern folk are so weird

davepoobond: its like they’re living in the future

Licmytushi: where do you live

davepoobond: hell

Licmytushi: yea sure

Licmytushi: ok whatever

Licmytushi: bye

davepoobond: hi

Licmytushi: hi and bye see ya

Licmytushi: never

davepoobond: hi again

davepoobond: forever

Licmytushi: leave me alone

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: don’t talk to me

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: cause your annoying

davepoobond: :'(

Licmytushi: happy

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: cause i said so

davepoobond: y

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: not talking to you as of now

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: y should i tell you y

davepoobond: cuz i said y

Licmytushi: i said y for your y

davepoobond: y\

Licmytushi: y yyyyyy

davepoobond: but YYYYYYY

Licmytushi: y to your y to your yyy’s

davepoobond: did you blow the moon?

Licmytushi: so soon

davepoobond: BABY YOU’RE ALL THAT I WANT

davepoobond: WHEN YOU’RE LYIN HERE IN MY ARMS

davepoobond: I’M FINDING IT HARD TO BELIEVE

davepoobond: WE’RE IN HEAVENNNNN

Licmytushi: stop breakin out into song

davepoobond: AND LOVE IS ALL THAT I NEED AND I FOUND IT THERE IN YOUR HEART

Licmytushi: it wasn’t meant to be

davepoobond: IT ISN’T TOO HARD TO SEE

davepoobond: WE’RE IN HEAVENNNNNNN

davepoobond: we’re in heaven

Licmytushi: shutup

davepoobond: doo bee doo be doo ba doo bee da doo

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I get warned to 39%.

I warn her to 35%.

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davepoobond: that wasn’t worth it was it

Licmytushi: huh

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I get warned to 49%.

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10540: LilBabyJess -> davepoobond

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LilBabyJess: yea

davepoobond: yeah what

LilBabyJess: this is joe mama

davepoobond: that’s coollll

LilBabyJess: whos this

davepoobond: joseph mama

LilBabyJess: yea u wish

davepoobond: ok fine, its really dave

LilBabyJess: dave who

davepoobond: poobond

LilBabyJess: yea ok

davepoobond: so whats happenin joeyyy

LilBabyJess: no thing

LilBabyJess: do u have a pic

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: do you

LilBabyJess: no

davepoobond: so, how’s the kids?

LilBabyJess: wat kids?

davepoobond: that’s sad

LilBabyJess: wat

davepoobond: you have kids, and you dont even acknowledge their existence

davepoobond: anyway

davepoobond: why are you warned to 16%

LilBabyJess: I dont kno cuz some fagget

davepoobond: whats his sn

davepoobond: i’ll get him back for you

LilBabyJess: I dont kno his sn

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10536: davepoobond -> NewJerzGurl / davepoobond -> yingyangman

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This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series The NewJerzGurl Debacle

These two IMs went on at the same time pretty much, and interacted with each other, so I put it as much as I can that occurred at the same time…just use your imagination.

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davepoobond: Baby C!!!

NewJerzGurl: ??

davepoobond: hi

NewJerzGurl: dave??

davepoobond: yeah!

NewJerzGurl: iight

NewJerzGurl: dass u???

NewJerzGurl: yingyangman?

davepoobond: course its me

NewJerzGurl: HEY!!!!!!!

davepoobond: HI!!!!

NewJerzGurl: where you been?!

NewJerzGurl: my birthday was 2 weeks ago!

davepoobond: sorry i missed it

NewJerzGurl: itds ok

davepoobond: i had family stuff this last 2 weeks

davepoobond: a few deaths in the family

NewJerzGurl: yea?

NewJerzGurl: are you ok?

davepoobond: y’know, saddening stuff

davepoobond: yeah i’ll be fine

davepoobond: so how’s your family? still alive i assume

NewJerzGurl: yea

NewJerzGurl: they are pretty good i guess

davepoobond: trust me, they’ll die soon enough, just like all my family members

Auto response from NewJerzGurl: dancing brb

davepoobond: granny…great granny

davepoobond: grandpa

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Meanwhile…

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davepoobond: hey dave

yingyangman: hey

davepoobond: how’s it going man

yingyangman: its going alright..u?

davepoobond: same same

yingyangman: thats good

davepoobond: i hear you had a lotta deaths in the family the last 2 weeks

davepoobond: and you didn’t go to some girl’s birthday 2 weeks ago

davepoobond: what’s happening with you man

yingyangman: no one in my family has died

davepoobond: yeah just keep denying that

davepoobond: what about that girl’s birthday party

davepoobond: everyone but you was there

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Back to her…

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NewJerzGurl: hey

NewJerzGurl: dont jynx ma!

NewJerzGurl: me*

davepoobond: what are you talking about

NewJerzGurl: talkin bout they are gonna die soong

NewJerzGurl: soon*

NewJerzGurl: thats not nice

davepoobond: i’m sorry

davepoobond: but they are

NewJerzGurl: pok

NewJerzGurl: ok*

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Meanwhile…

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yingyangman: what girl?

davepoobond: NewJerzGurl

davepoobond: that girl

yingyangman: i wasnt even invited

davepoobond: WELL

davepoobond: NewJerzGurl: my birthday was 2 weeks ago! that bastard didn’t come!

davepoobond: seems like you were

yingyangman: i can guarantee i wasnt invited..and just when did she invite me

davepoobond: i dont know, why don’t you talk to her and copy and paste what she says to me?

davepoobond: i’ll tell you whats a lie and whats not

davepoobond: are you talkin to her

yingyangman: yes

davepoobond: whats she sayin

yingyangman signed off at 1:48:10 PM.

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Back to her…

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NewJerzGurl: are you two playing games with me?

davepoobond: what are you talkin about

NewJerzGurl: nothing

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: well

NewJerzGurl: is this dave? or not?

davepoobond: it is

NewJerzGurl: ok then… why you playing on the other screen name?

davepoobond: i’m not doing anything

NewJerzGurl: watever

NewJerzGurl: nothing…

NewJerzGurl: aint this dace?

NewJerzGurl: dave*

davepoobond: it is

NewJerzGurl: he was like who is davepoobond? and all this junk… thats you right?

davepoobond: why do you keep asking

davepoobond: yeah

NewJerzGurl: you’re one both names?

davepoobond: what are you talkin about? i dont have 2 names

NewJerzGurl: yingyangman

davepoobond: eh?

davepoobond: oh yeah that’s me

NewJerzGurl: you;re slow

NewJerzGurl: bye

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: wait

davepoobond: what

davepoobond: nooooo

davepoobond: :'(

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#10535: davepoobond -> lozerkid

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davepoobond: hey loser

lozerkid: whos this?

davepoobond: Joe mama

lozerkid: for real!?!?!

lozerkid: who is this…

davepoobond: i told you

davepoobond: do you need me to type it again

lozerkid: who?

lozerkid: no…just tell the truth…

davepoobond: dave

davepoobond: fine

lozerkid: do you know me?

davepoobond: no

lozerkid: so how did you get my sn?

davepoobond: but i know your a loser

lozerkid: its from blink 182

davepoobond: i searched for “loser” in buddy find and you came up

lozerkid: haha…..thats great…..have you ever heard of “blink182 loserkids?”

lozerkid: wots your asl?

lozerkid: ?????

davepoobond: 17/m/ca

davepoobond: u

lozerkid: 16/f/va

davepoobond: ba?

lozerkid: virgina

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: your font is really weird

lozerkid: yeah

lozerkid: sorry….

lozerkid: do you want me to change it fer ya?

davepoobond: its ok

lozerkid: ok….

lozerkid: so what kind of music do you like?

davepoobond: mostly rock

lozerkid: cool

lozerkid: do you play any sports?

davepoobond: no

lozerkid: o

davepoobond: do you?

lozerkid: yeah

lozerkid: soccer….

lozerkid: so wots up with you sn?

lozerkid: i gtg

davepoobond: not much, its what i’m known as on my sie

davepoobond: site

davepoobond: k bye

davepoobond: www.squackle.com

davepoobond: that’s it

lozerkid: haha

lozerkid: later

davepoobond: k bye

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#10533: davepoobond -> Bandaid Brand24

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davepoobond IMd Bandaid Brand24 something that was in a SUM41 song, and like 4 minutes later…

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Bandaid Brand24: bicth

davepoobond: what?

Bandaid Brand24: who r u?

davepoobond: who are YOU?

davepoobond: you just IM me outta the blue

Bandaid Brand24: why did you Im me?

davepoobond: i didnt IM you

davepoobond: what did i say

Bandaid Brand24: you IMed me out of the blue

davepoobond: yeah right

davepoobond: i dont believe you

Bandaid Brand24: i dont know i delted it.. but it was something stupid

Bandaid Brand24: omg.. your so fucking stupid

davepoobond: sure sure

Bandaid Brand24: what grwade r u in?

davepoobond: what grade are YOU in

davepoobond: you cant even SPELL grade

Bandaid Brand24: 9

davepoobond: aha stupid freshmen

Bandaid Brand24: its cuz i type fast

davepoobond: ooooooh so fast

davepoobond: go for accuracy

Bandaid Brand24: what grade are you in?

davepoobond: people can race fast and drive into walls

davepoobond: 11

davepoobond: big shot

Bandaid Brand24: so.. you want me to take offense to the fact that ur aolder than me?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: i never said that

Bandaid Brand24: just becuz your in 11 grade and im in 9th?

davepoobond: when did i say that

Bandaid Brand24: im a stipid freshmen?

davepoobond: cause you are

Bandaid Brand24: davepoobond (10:29:58 PM): aha stupid freshmen

Bandaid Brand24: how do you know?

davepoobond: urrmm…

Bandaid Brand24: do you know who i am?

davepoobond: how do i know what

davepoobond: sure i guess

Bandaid Brand24: im a stuopid freshmen?

davepoobond: i can learn enough just because of what you’re saying write now

davepoobond: you cant even SPELL stupid

Bandaid Brand24: you dont know a damn thing about me

davepoobond: yabb yabb yabb

Bandaid Brand24: i cant spell?

Bandaid Brand24: check this…davepoobond (10:31:43 PM): i can learn enough just because of what you’re saying write now

Bandaid Brand24: look how you spelled right

Bandaid Brand24: dumbass

davepoobond: i wasn’t trying to spell “right”

davepoobond: i was trying to spell “write”

Bandaid Brand24: i dont care…your stupid

davepoobond: you’re stupid

davepoobond: with an e

davepoobond: your stupid is possessive

davepoobond: i have no stupid

davepoobond: where is my stupid?

davepoobond: y’like sum 41

Bandaid Brand24: so.. basically…i am a stupid freshemn becuz i am younger than you(which i have no control over) and you dont know a damnt hign about me???.. that what YOU’RE saying?

davepoobond: you and me baby aint nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

Bandaid Brand24: YOU’RE sucha a fucking queer

Bandaid Brand24: such a *

davepoobond: you dont even know that song

Bandaid Brand24: thats right.. i have no idea what song that is

davepoobond: i was listening to that song when you were in…1…2…3….6th grade!

davepoobond: so was everyone else

davepoobond: get it

davepoobond: its good

davepoobond: Bloodhound Gang – Bad Touch

Bandaid Brand24: ok?

Bandaid Brand24: congratulations

davepoobond: glad you agree

davepoobond: no one likes it anymore

davepoobond: thats why its a good song

Bandaid Brand24: YOU’RE fucking gay.. don’t talk to me..i have better things to do with my time

davepoobond: no you dont

davepoobond: like what

davepoobond: tell me one thing

Bandaid Brand24: anything that doesnt involve talking to you

davepoobond: ok, how about this

davepoobond: going to www.squackle.com

Bandaid Brand24: something that doesn’t involve talking to you..is a better use of my time

Bandaid Brand24: or.. how about no?

davepoobond: aw comon

davepoobond: its worth it

Bandaid Brand24: no its not

Bandaid Brand24: shtu the fuck up

Bandaid Brand24: what school you go to?

davepoobond: what would that matter

davepoobond: what state do you live in

Bandaid Brand24: you go to Greenwood?

davepoobond: no

Bandaid Brand24: Indiana

davepoobond: i live in california, buddy

Bandaid Brand24: how the hell was i suppoed to know

davepoobond: you werent

Bandaid Brand24: so dont call me buddy

davepoobond: i’m sorry

davepoobond: but you ARE on my buddy list

davepoobond: so that makes you a buddy

davepoobond: doesn’t it?

Bandaid Brand24: not if i dontk now you, and dont want to

davepoobond: comon you don’t even know me

davepoobond: didn’t you say that yourself

Bandaid Brand24: and i intend to kepp it that way

davepoobond: “you dont know me blah blah blah whie whine whine whine”

davepoobond: oooh snappy comeback

Bandaid Brand24: i did say it.. and i dont want to know anything about you

davepoobond: i like movies

davepoobond: and slumber parties

Bandaid Brand24: i will admit.. that was pretty damn snappy

Bandaid Brand24: and tell me why i give a shit?

davepoobond: cause i saw the michael jackson interview thing yesterday

davepoobond: the whole 2 hours

davepoobond: did you see that?

davepoobond: or is he too old for you

Bandaid Brand24: congrats

Bandaid Brand24: once again.. starting off with the young jokes… you realize that has no affect on me becuz i cant control how old i am

davepoobond: no, that’s kind of in the general aspect

davepoobond: cause michael jackson might be too old for some people to care about him at all

davepoobond: regardless of age

davepoobond: oh look at that, i used regardless

Bandaid Brand24: please note the sarcasm when i say…

davepoobond: aren’t you suprised

Bandaid Brand24: o yeh.. i dont know who he is

davepoobond: hi

Previous message was not received by bAnDaId BrAnD24 because of error (7:41:14 PM): User bAnDaId BrAnD24 is not available.

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#10532: davepoobond -> Dick L590

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davepoobond: jeremy? is this you?

Dick L590: Who R YOU???

davepoobond: what are YOU talking about

Dick L590: How did you get on my computer???

davepoobond: ….

davepoobond: look at me i’m dancing on your computer

davepoobond: whooooooo

Dick L590: :-* This is my picture

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: but i didnt want to see it

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#10531: davepoobond -> FireChiefGram

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davepoobond: chief, where have you been? our reservation lands have been taken over by the white folk!

FireChiefGram: who is this

davepoobond: I’m the witch doctor

davepoobond: of our tribe

davepoobond: don’t you remember?

davepoobond: i’m communication to you through telekensis

davepoobond: it just happens to come out on AOL instant messenger

FireChiefGram: wrong chief i am a fire fighter chief

davepoobond: darn

FireChiefGram: take the name firechiefgram

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I get warned to 35%.

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davepoobond: ok, why are you warning me?

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I warn him back to 10%.

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Goddamn fire chiefs.

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#10529: davepoobond -> ADICT

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davepoobond: fly away on my zephyr, we’re gonna live
foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

ADICT: lol are you for real

davepoobond: why of course i am

ADICT: well ok then

ADICT: who might you be?

davepoobond: dave

davepoobond: and you

ADICT: oh my fairy god mother

ADICT: lol

ADICT: JIll

davepoobond: yeah i’m your fairy godmother, that’s why i have a big wang and a sack

ADICT: ok ok

ADICT: where ya from dave?

davepoobond: hell

ADICT: oh yeah me too

ADICT: lol

ADICT: O:-)

davepoobond: 😀

ADICT: are we done now?

davepoobond: depends

davepoobond: are you gonna buy me a stairway to heaven?

ADICT: lol

ADICT: are you led?

ADICT: aep?

ADICT: zep?

davepoobond: not really. i dont like it that much in hell

davepoobond: i wanna see how it is in heaven for a change

ADICT: well that makes 2 of us

ADICT: let me guess

ADICT: your about 23

davepoobond: mmhmm…go on…i like where this is going

ADICT: how old tiger

davepoobond: i’m not an old tiger..

ADICT: i didn’t say old tiger

davepoobond: yeah you did

ADICT: i said how old tiger?

davepoobond: “old tiger”

ADICT: scroll up

davepoobond: dont need to

davepoobond: its in the same window

davepoobond: until

davepoobond: right about

davepoobond: almost there

davepoobond: almosssttt

davepoobond: ok now its off

ADICT: lol

davepoobond: video killed the radio star

davepoobond: did you know that

ADICT: yeah

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#10499: davepoobond -> wetfart1387

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davepoobond: dude, you’re so cool

wetfart1387: really??

davepoobond: yeah man, you’re the only guy that put “ass” as his first name in the directory thing

davepoobond: online right now anyway

davepoobond: but that’s still good!!!!

davepoobond: and your info is sillly

davepoobond: it makes me lauugghhhhh

davepoobond: boy i have tears in my eyes

davepoobond: >:o

davepoobond: ur not talking

wetfart1387: sorry

davepoobond: comon man

davepoobond: you’ve practically got a fan

davepoobond: a roadie

davepoobond: :'(

wetfart1387: wuts up

davepoobond: you’re givin me no love

davepoobond: nothing, you

wetfart1387: nmh

davepoobond: well. thats just great

wetfart1387: hows life

davepoobond: just great

davepoobond: now that you’re in it

davepoobond: =DDDD

davepoobond: hello

davepoobond: michael

davepoobond: are you there

davepoobond: i know you are

davepoobond: since you’re online and haven’t blocked me

davepoobond: :-[

wetfart1387: r u a guy

davepoobond: yes i am

davepoobond: are you

wetfart1387: r u gay

davepoobond: wtf! what gave you THAT idea

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I get warned to 20%.

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wetfart1387 signed off at 10:27:38 PM.

davepoobond: u FAG

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